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Denny's: Dying for savings? Surprise: the $2 $4 $6 $8 Value Menu is back with an all new Beetlejuice Beetlejuice-Inspired SlamⓇ. bit.ly/4cEqC1H Text STOP to unsubscribe. C Tap to load preview Screenshot_20240827-154543.png 97 KB PNG >be me a month back >F------ retard (to be clear I'm not having sex with a special needs person I am the retard) >Driving freeway >Texting BF (I'm homosexual) >He's low-key sexting me and shi >I'm all excited to see the texts but he hasn't texted in a min >Waiting patiently, trying not to look at phone >Get notif, super excited >Pick up phone and look away from road >Accidentally rear end the f--- out of a semi and also hydroplane into a barrier >Have to be taken to hospital >Super f------ traumatized from my retarded decisions >Need to call my parents but before I do I decide to check my texts to see what my homoboy sent >He f------ didn't send anything and the text I was checking was from Denny's >recently broke up with him pic related Anonymous >>923535410 (OP) # 08/27/24(Tue)15:50:57 No.923535447 HOLY F--- THE 2, 4 6 8 MENU IS BACK AT DENNYS!?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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