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Anonymous (ID: uJCWG4VT) How we can know the Bible is f(...) HO 11 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:16:42 No.478739263 >Be God, the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent creator of reality >Require slaughtering innocent life to make you happy so you forgive humans for sinning >"You do bad things, so you better kill the highest quality innocent living things you can get or else I'll hate you." >For some reason, mutilating little boys penises is absolutely necessary. In fact, mutilate every male's penis for him, but especially 8-day old boys, that's what God, who created an entire universe, wants the most. >"If you kill the absolute best quality, best bred, most lovely innocent life you have for me, I'll make sure you can genocide your enemy tribes to the last man, woman, child, and animal. >"......except the Scythians, cause like, they have steel chariots and s--- and f--- all that mess. Of course I'm a real God, I created the universe you stupid f---! Now go mutilate more boy penises and kill the best innocent creatures you can find for me, idiot."

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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