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Anonymous (ID: uJCWG4VT) How we can know the Bible is f(...) HO 11 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:16:42 No.478739263 >Be God, the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent creator of reality >Require slaughtering innocent life to make you happy so you forgive humans for sinning >"You do bad things, so you better kill the highest quality innocent living things you can get or else I'll hate you." >For some reason, mutilating little boys penises is absolutely necessary. In fact, mutilate every male's penis for him, but especially 8-day old boys, that's what God, who created an entire universe, wants the most. >"If you kill the absolute best quality, best bred, most lovely innocent life you have for me, I'll make sure you can genocide your enemy tribes to the last man, woman, child, and animal. >"......except the Scythians, cause like, they have steel chariots and s--- and f--- all that mess. Of course I'm a real God, I created the universe you stupid f---! Now go mutilate more boy penises and kill the best innocent creatures you can find for me, idiot."

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous (ID: uJCWG4VT) How we can know the Bible is f(...) HO 11 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:16:42 No.478739263 >Be God, the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent creator of reality >Require slaughtering innocent life to make you happy so you forgive humans for sinning >"You do bad things, so you better kill the highest quality innocent living things you can get or else I'll hate you." >For some reason, mutilating little boys penises is absolutely necessary. In fact, mutilate every male's penis for him, but especially 8-day old boys, that's what God, who created an entire universe, wants the most. >"If you kill the absolute best quality, best bred, most lovely innocent life you have for me, I'll make sure you can genocide your enemy tribes to the last man, woman, child, and animal. >"......except the Scythians, cause like, they have steel chariots and s--- and f--- all that mess. Of course I'm a real God, I created the universe you stupid f---! Now go mutilate more boy penises and kill the best innocent creatures you can find for me, idiot."

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