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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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1st and 2nd amendment furry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8/17/2024, 8:24:26 PM No.58799177 >be me 11 KB JPEG >23 years old NEET >spending all day browsing 4chan and playing video games > one day stumble upon furry art >tfw I actually think some of it is kinda cute > never thought I'd consider joining the furry fandom > kinda curious though > decide to check out some furry forums >immediately bombarded with fursuits and OCs >what even is an OC >spend hours reading about fursonas > can't stop thinking about making my own >spend all my savings on a nice fursona design >tfw finally get it and it's a cute wolf >name it 'Wolfie' (real original, I know) >spend days drawing and writing backstory for 'Wolfie' >start to feel like I'm living a double life >current life = boring NEET > furry life = epic adventure with Wolfie > decide to join a local furry meet-up > nervous but excited > everyone is super friendly and welcoming >realize I've found my tribe >completely forget about real-life responsibilities >months go by, I'm fully immersed >shout out to all my new furry friends >haven't even bothered to look for a job >mom finds my furry art stash >'What is this, honey?' > awkward silence as I try to explain >she just shakes her head, says she loves me >tfw I actually feel accepted > never going back >mfw I became a furry and found my new purpose in life

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Anon Helps Quiet Kid | /r/Greentext

484 KB PNG >be me >in highschool >decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright >my friend and i approach him "hey dude yeah wassup u alright" >he has like no one to talk to he gives in >6 months go by, we are talking like usual >since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me >also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times >overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school >eventually, we stop talking >no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway fast forward months later >schools ended >check his instagram story >its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out >see it quite frequently now >proud of him mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now

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Anon is a small village in france | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG shore 07/26/21(Mon)13:35:44 No.124703397 >Be a small town in France >Beach keeps getting littered by Garfield phones for 30 years >Scuba diver finally locates an old shipping container underwater that got caught between rocks decades ago, filled with Garfield phones that keep washing out to >Government says it's too expensive to remove, they'd rather just let you deal with it >Estimates say you have 50 more years of Garfield phones to go 17 Replies Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon) 14:11:47 No.124704214 >>124703397 (OP) # >50 more years of Garfield phones to go This truly is a Monday moment

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Anon criticises the war crime game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous SPEC OPS THE LINE 08/16/24(Fri)12:38:14 No.685733403 >ITT games only low IQ people hate I'll start with a classic YAGER 11 KB JPG GAMES : Anonymous >>685733403 (OP) # 08/16/24(Fri)12:47:33 No.685734154 >s-see your a bad person!!! a bad soldier!!!!! >but killing those civilian was my only option to proceed with the game, an action has no morality attached if there's no choice >U COULD OF TURN OFF DA GAME!!!!!! U THE PLAYER BAD!!!!!! ooookay - >>685734418 # >>685736185 # >>685736881 # >>685739636 # >>685740805 #1

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Anon got the job | /r/Greentext

LOKA HALL BART GRONT 19 EKOLOGISKT >>61783628 >be me >be NEET for 7, almost 8 years >depression and anxiety >live in childhood room at my parents place >start looking online for stuff to do >see commercial for Securitas guards >"huh" >start checking it out, find out there's a course in just a month >sign up >get my security guard license pretty quickly >look for jobs >local hospital hiring a guard >apply >get answer within 5 hours >go to interview >they hire me almost immediately as a night guard >get the most chill job on the planet >have my own "chill corner" in one of the hallways where the cute nurses take their coffee break >get a comfy bed to chill in >spend most nights just reading or watching youtube/browsing /int/ >sometimes toss out a drunken fool or junkie looking for drugs Pic related is my life at night.

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Looks better than real one | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZooZ0970 01/01/23(Sun)07:01:54 No.410425281 6444D86B-1EFA-411A-AE65-2103B85B6E30.jpg 62 KB JPG >>410414352 (OP) # Wat colr boogat?

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What went wrong? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon)06:58:26 No.202390562 bobby lee.jpg 307 KB JPG >Lands his first role in a major film in over a decade >Universally panned >Hiroshima-tier box office bomb brutal

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In law's secret recipe | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous FATTIES AGAINS TASKASH ATE 20 FATTIES AGAINST FASCISM 31 KB JPG Dr. Pepper >no ice ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/06/24(Tue)02:55:11 No.74845754 >>74845700 # I have some in laws who are all in the 400lb or so range, I don't see them often but the last time they visited I went out to get dinner and they all had a very peculiar Sonic order. >Everyone needs a Route 44 size >add chocolate syrup >I ask them to repeat >apparently this is the "Secret Family Recipe" >"It tastes just like a tootsie roll anon!" >to my bewilderment I ask for this and Sonic makes it Now every time we discuss cooking or cocktails I always make fun of my wife's secret family recipe.

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Anon works in a family restaurant | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (63 KB, 612x408) gettyimages correctly because white people lol ☐ Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 14:42:53 No.78517526 >work at a mexican restaurant with my dad >whitest family known to man walks in and starts ordering >can't pronounce s--- >go to my dad in the kitchen and tell him to go easy on the spices >bring food out and family starts grubbin >the little kid starts crying like a mf >his dad says "oh come on billy the chicken isn't that hot" >he takes a bite and then starts howling like a dog >"OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS" >face is bright red, visibly pouring sweat, steam popping out of ears like a f------ cartoon >could have sworn I heard train whistles >same thing with the mom >whole family is making a scene, screaming, asking for water kicking the floor, and hitting the table like a bunch of lunatics >they tell I poisoned them while coughing and sweating >leave without paying, still making a scene on the way out >"YOU DAMN MEXICANS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS" >ask dad what he put in their chicken >"salt, pepper, and lemon"

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The tale of Anon and His Finnish Online friend | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2170.jpg (206 KB, 750x671) Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 04:59:19 No.78516944 [Reply] >>78516956 >>78516984 >be americano >met cute finnish girl on instagram >chat for a little then moved on >years passed >we're chatting again and she sent me her snap >played among us and gamed with her daily >note this was in 2020 >decided to cut ties because of our geographic locations >"femanon maybe it's time to let all of this go" >by this point she was already into me >she wasn't having it and sent a video of herself crying + sl*tting her wrist >W-- >blocked her on all socials not sure if i made the right decision to this day but i was scared anons. Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:01:45 No.78516956 >>78516944 (OP) i won't pretend being a discord with all of you is the same thing and fro i don't know what that's like but your greentext is just, lo a woman Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)05:06:35 No.78516984 >>78516944 (OP) Yes if this is not fake. Why didn't you try to meet up with her at one point? A flight to finland only costs like $1500 back and forth. Or are you a neet who has no money?

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Anon works at a liquor store | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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Anon digs too deep | /r/Greentext

1469773231552.jpg 101 KB JPG The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting CIA mantids are causing Al mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program hydroxychloroquine weather manipulation Monsanto fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to use CERN vaccines to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga Covid-19 pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of Satan

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