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D DEGENS 69 Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)00:31:11 No.78473681 ► > Be me. Love air-hockey > Play it every day by myself > Watch other people play online while I play > Get a GF - finally someone to play air-hockey with > Don't use any technique, just smash the puck as hard and fast as I can > Keep smashing at the goal until I win > Really pleased with how well I played > Ask her if I'm the best person she's ever played air-hockey with > She hesitates, says 'maybe' > Like, W--?? > Entire self-worth is based around my air-hockey skills > Can't even look at her the same way anymore > Every time we play air-hockey I fear other players have been better > GF tries to reassure me, says she still wants to play air-hockey > Gives me feedback so I can play better > Don't want to change how I play, I should just be the best! > Ask how many people she's played air-hockey with > She says 9. Disgusted with her. > This is her fault for playing too much > Break up with her out of shame and revulsion > Need to find a GF who's played air-hockey with fewer people

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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