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![name: Bloodedge the Griffin age: 16 gender: male weapon: bloodedge (gets str with every kill) attacks: blood slash, blood s blood stab finisher: blood decapitate personality: dosen't get alon Quahog, the Griffins fear bu respects him, prefers to be alone listen to music or train favorite bands: KoRn, Syste Down, Shinedown friends: Stewie, Retep, Gok quote: "meh"listens to m 116KiB, 1179x1259, Snapchat-568216189.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO My little brother and parents are the reason im ending my bloodline [2/1/1] Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:22:43 No.78374743 View Reply Original Report Thread 1/2 and ignore the pic My little brother is becoming an egotistical a------ >be me >oldest of 2 boys > little brother is 11 years old >parents came from 2 very different backgrounds and so did we for the first 6 years of my life >dad came from typical middle class family >never struggled >was an amazing baseball player his whole life but got kicked off the team in high school for not having good grades >ended up spending his teens and 20's partying until he got my mom pregnant >mom came from a broken family >her supposed dad left before she was born >her mom was a meth head and a pill head >only good people in her life were her step dad's surprisingly even tho they were addicts too (I still call one of them my grandpa to this day) >met my dad right before she turned 18 and got with him because she thought he was younger and he thought she was older >they party until my dad knocks up my mom and I'm born >life wasn't bad for me >parents split up when I was 2 but I still had a good time >mom still comes over sometimes to "spend the night with me" but was actually cheating on her bf with my dad >eventually knocks her up again and little brother is born >the day he was born was one of the happiest days of my life and I was one of the first people to hold him >parents get back together and move into trailer park where my mom's parents live and life is good >ff to when I start school and I have to move in with my aunt for the weekdays because the school near her isn't full of rich assholes like the one in my town (we lived in the poorest part) >brother is left at trailer park with parents >things go ok for the most part >my brother tells little lies every now and then but we think it's cute because it's nothing harmful >ff to when I was 6 and we move closer to the school near my aunts and I can finally live with my family >things were great and my brother started school >he was popular immediately cuz he's more social unlike me Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:46:50 No.78374886 >ff a few years and parents break up because mom cheated >dad becomes neet >house looks worse >my grades slip and I become less social Report > little brothers lying problem gets worse and stops taking care of hygiene but still stays popular somehow >he leaves half eaten food around and a lot of it ends up getting moldy >he starts playing baseball, basketball, and football >he's always the tallest kid and was pretty decent for a little kid >as he kept playing he got worse somehow >ended up being scared of being hit by a baseball because a kid on his team got hit right in the balls by a line drive even tho he's been hit by the ball countless times before and after the incident >he ends up becoming way too focused on what he wears and being the next steph curry or Derek jeter even tho he can't shoot or bat for s--- >one day when we were at our grandpa's and he was playing fortnite because it had just came out a few months ago >brother ends up buying $600 worth of vbucks and gets our acc banned before he can spend them >family is p----- and all they do is make him delete fortnite off everything >ff to this year and my brother ended up stealing a bunch of money from our grandma to buy s--- on the oculus quest >doesn't even get his ass busted just his oculus and phone taken away >ends up stealing almost $1000 from our grandma and using on the f------ tiktok shop and gets an Xbox series x >HE ONLY GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN FOR A WEEK >stole our uncles credit card and bought expensive underwear he doesn't wear >nothing happened and he ended up going on a trip to Florida with family I might kill myself anons I got my ass whooped and my s--- taken if I had bad grades or back talked but he's just getting rewarded or getting a slap on the wrists. I'm contemplating asking my family to put him in Military school because they almost put me in it because I was a little c--- for a while and I changed for the better after that but I'm worried they'll just call me an a------](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/876/146/04d.png "anon little brother is a little s--- | /r/Greentext")
