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MASTER ADOPT SNAG? AND MASTER TEACH SNAG BIG MAGIKA? YES, SNAG, MASTER HAS UH, MAYBE NOT ADOPTED YOU. BIG MAGIC, BUT, SO, SNAG NOW MASTER'S PET? UMM, NOT (EXACTLY A PET... YES, I SUPPOSE A CANTRIP COULD BE POSSIBLE. MASTER IS SNAG'S) PATRON? SNAG WARLOCK NOW! WELL, IN A WAY, YES. I GUESS SO. SNAG POWERFUL!) facebook.com/Stuart ShawCreations

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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