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Act 1BBEG BBEG summons 10 archers, positions them along the sides of the keep Archer #6 rolls a nat 1, shattering a chandelier Archer #6 rolls another two nat 1's, killing archer #8 with friendly fire Archer #6 gets injured by our ranger, shoots back, and kills himself with a 4th nat 1, DM makes a face like he just witnessed a war crime

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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