Why would I fight with honor when I can fight like this? | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

DIRTY TRICK◆ ATTACK GENERAL MANIPULATE SKILL Prerequisites trained in Thievery FEAT 1 Requirements You have a hand free and are within melee reach of an opponent. You hook a foe's bootlaces together, pull their hat over their eyes, loosen their belt, or otherwise confound their mobility through an underhanded tactic. Attempt a Thievery check against the target's Reflex DC. "You see, you can just give this kind of thing to men, and they will be thrilled."

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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"Yo lemme get some of that" | /r/dndmemes

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It is... Acceptable | /r/dndmemes

There's no Level 1 Feat The DM is open to Homebrew

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Learn the Stealth rules OR draw 25 UNO DMs

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"We LiVe In A sOcIeTy!" | /r/dndmemes

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1E DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: WHITE DRAGON 2E 3E 4E 5E PICTURE TAKEN MID-FLAME WAR ABOUT HOW OD&D IS THE ONLY LEGIT D&D RULES LAWYER REACTING TO A DM USING "THE RULE OF COOL" LOOKS LIKE THE ARTIST THOUGHT THEY WERE ASSIGNED DRACOLICH ART AND HAD TO COURSE CORRECT HALFWAY THROUGH IF JOE ROGAN WAS A DRAGON. NO ONE TEACH HIM THE AMPLIFY SPELL FALLS UNDER THE CHARMED CONDITION AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A BALL OF YARN AND A LASER POINTER

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