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Get a load Of this society Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)14:35:12 No. 78341303 >>78341310 >true story >be me >kinda dorky >not a lot of friends >play WoW five hours plus daily >get switched schools >transfer from my catholic school to public school >happened in eighth grade due to parents being unable to afford it any longer >raised Christian >raised with respect women meme >have a hard time making friends >dont really fit in >nerdy kids were too dorky for me >cool kids were all wealthy, athletic, and lived next to each other in gated communities >bring snacks to class one day as part of a project >homemade mini pudding pies >absolutely delicious, everyone wants extra >walking home with extras in a box >saving them for younger siblings at home >group of four girls approach and walk with me >we acknowledge each other but they mostly chat among themselves >not the most popular girls, but decently connected >considered some of the super hot/cute girls of our grade >they ask what I am carrying >pudding pies >omg! Anon! You are the one who made those?! I shared one with my friend earlier and they were soooo good! >can we have them ? lol >oh no sorry I am saving these >oh come on >give us the pies and we will show you our t--- >I become flustered and surprised

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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☐ Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)14:42:44 No.78341364 [Reply] >be ant >build gigantic structures with your brothers >fight against monsters to protect your family >wage war in the name of your queen against other hives >somehow survive >some little s--- with a magnifying glass burns you to death because he wants to play death star w--

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File: ant.png (73 KB, 986x772) Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)17:42:44 No.78341364 [Reply] ► >be ant >build gigantic structures with your brothers >fight against monsters to protect your family >wage war in the name of your queen against other hives >somehow survive >some little s--- with a magnifying glass burns you to death because he wants to play death star w--

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: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)18:04:34 No.101452367 STEAM steam-deck-linux-market-share-popularity-550x309.jpg 25 KB JPG >Private company expands into Linux because it benefits their own financial interests >Pours a ton of money into Linux gaming >Immediatly BTFOs decades of work by unorganised smelly FOSS f------ who are too autistic to work together >Suddenly Linux is a viable platform for gaming >All the trannies use Proton now When will you f------ understand? The collective repellent autism of the Linux community will ALWAYS hold them back.

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View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 992 GT3 RS side.png, 3MiB, 1643x920 Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2023 10:59:29 No.129537313 >carbon fibre rear wing >carbon fibre front wing >carbon fibre roof >carbon fibre doors >carbon fibre seats >1450kg why do governments hate cars and car enthusiasts? >carbon fibre bonnet View Report

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG how do they do it 07/30/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.684200982 >be valve >make an asian woman the star of your puzzle game >make a mixed race woman the star of your VR game >make both your pvp and coop team based shooters diverse >get no s--- for it

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Anonymous 31/07/2024, 6:53:37 pm > binge a youtuber who has a stutter > speaking to someone next day > stutter No.96151628 13 KB JPEG thanks ordinary sausage

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Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?

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Anonymous 7 KB PNG 7/31/2024, 12:05:11 No.68010968 PM > be me >24M >just became a doctor >never dress well when hanging out with my guy friends don't buy new clothes every month just take the ones my mom gave me or my taller brother left for me > only have urge to look well on work or with females > dad basically shunned looking good as if it was a sin > always had a focus on being good rather than impressing with looks >grow up > even my height is 5'5" > cant do intensive gym to improve my body as I'm asthmatic and every gym in my city is a hell hole > not fat at all (22 bmi) > never had any issues with dating >women likes me the way I was > been in 2 relationships and slept with 4 women >life's okay but one day a friend in park said that im not dressed well. >"anon you look like you're our driver whose coming with us" >w-- >these bozos dressed like they are going on a date f----- overdressed for a public park full of families and animals >this dude is wearing nike designers stuff in a muddy park after a rain >meanwhile I was wearing a v neck t shirt with ablue capree plus Velcro sandals cause its wet and muddy and I don't want no dirt on my shoes seriously I really despise people who take their looks seriously It's manifested disorder of self image brought to you by fashion/beauty industry lookamxing is a disorder > acc to me just being clean is enough thinking about fashion is gay you're a man. if >I used to hate my father for not letting me lookmax as a teen but now I understand that he is a geniust in a paragraph.

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gr+ GamesRadar+ @GamesRadar Follow I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redemption in a galaxy far, far away Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:12 No. 684191415 >>684191720 >>684191892 >>684191965 >>684192085 >>684192153 >>684192479 >>684192658 >>684192764 >>684192901 >>684192919 >>684193002 >>684193081 >>684193087 >>684193161 >>684193304 >>684193401 >>684193502 >>684193551 >>684193603 >>684193638 >>684194056 >>684195445 >>684195721 >>684195760 >>684197678 >>684199629 >>684199994 >>684200002 >>684200043 >>684200110 >>684200687 >>684201524 >>684203238 >>684205418 >>684205695 >>684206001 >>684206056 >>684206691 >>684208386 >>684212870 >>684216380 >>684218895 >>684219272 Apologize. I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redempti... From gamesradar.com 6:02 PM - Jul 30, 2024 34K Views 49 2774 358 ជា 33 ↑ v >>684191919 Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:12:03 No.684191720 >>684191935 >>684192165 >>684192371 >>684192629 >>684193023 >>684193139 >>684193386 >>684193434 >>684193627 >>684193638 >>684193951 >>684194965 >>684195269 >>684195951 >>684196113 >>684196695 >>684196830 >>684197546 >>684197816 >>684197978 >>684198430 >>684200212 >>684200379 >>684200465 >>684200668 >>684201161 >>684203082 >>684203402 >>684204105 >>684205519 >>684207612 >>684207642 >>684207781 >>684207817 >>684208325 >>684208612 >>684209053 >>684210946 >>684211275 >>684211341 >>684211443 >>684212665 >>684212964 >>684213147 >>684213751 >>684214667 >>684216498 >>684217748 >>684218584 >>684218783 >>684218918 1624924223933.jpg (81 KB, 625x625) google yandex iqdb wait >>684191415 (OP) >I played [AAA slop] and it feels like [other AAA slop]

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