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View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 992 GT3 RS side.png, 3MiB, 1643x920 Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2023 10:59:29 No.129537313 >carbon fibre rear wing >carbon fibre front wing >carbon fibre roof >carbon fibre doors >carbon fibre seats >1450kg why do governments hate cars and car enthusiasts? >carbon fibre bonnet View Report

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG how do they do it 07/30/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.684200982 >be valve >make an asian woman the star of your puzzle game >make a mixed race woman the star of your VR game >make both your pvp and coop team based shooters diverse >get no s--- for it

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Anonymous 31/07/2024, 6:53:37 pm > binge a youtuber who has a stutter > speaking to someone next day > stutter No.96151628 13 KB JPEG thanks ordinary sausage

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Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?

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MILDER Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)01:30:25 No.201967879 ORIGINAL HOT ONES IN jp.png 558 KB PNG >Ok, but what kind of hot wings are they? ...Ghost pepper? That doesn't sound American... Where's Scoville?

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Anon hates fashion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB PNG 7/31/2024, 12:05:11 No.68010968 PM > be me >24M >just became a doctor >never dress well when hanging out with my guy friends don't buy new clothes every month just take the ones my mom gave me or my taller brother left for me > only have urge to look well on work or with females > dad basically shunned looking good as if it was a sin > always had a focus on being good rather than impressing with looks >grow up > even my height is 5'5" > cant do intensive gym to improve my body as I'm asthmatic and every gym in my city is a hell hole > not fat at all (22 bmi) > never had any issues with dating >women likes me the way I was > been in 2 relationships and slept with 4 women >life's okay but one day a friend in park said that im not dressed well. >"anon you look like you're our driver whose coming with us" >w-- >these bozos dressed like they are going on a date f----- overdressed for a public park full of families and animals >this dude is wearing nike designers stuff in a muddy park after a rain >meanwhile I was wearing a v neck t shirt with ablue capree plus Velcro sandals cause its wet and muddy and I don't want no dirt on my shoes seriously I really despise people who take their looks seriously It's manifested disorder of self image brought to you by fashion/beauty industry lookamxing is a disorder > acc to me just being clean is enough thinking about fashion is gay you're a man. if >I used to hate my father for not letting me lookmax as a teen but now I understand that he is a geniust in a paragraph.

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Jihad has fallen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CCEKD5SZ) 07/31/24(Wed)10:25:52 No.476314146 >Train your whole life for Jihad and the liberation of al Quds >get turned into pile of charred meat by 19 year old zoomie roastie conscript guiding a drone inbetween posting ass shots on instagram 128 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 198apnj7) Takbir! 07/31/24(Wed)10:36:08 No.476315026 Anonymous (ID: OB5Loy51) >>476314146 (OP) # >The virgin bullet Vs >The Chad airstrip. 07/31/24(Wed) 10:37:35 No.476315134 Cry harder slavs and browns. Anonymous (ID: dUA7Ve9p 07/31/24(Wed)10:40:11 No.476315352 >>476314146 (OP) # >War never changes

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Anon is not impressed with Modern AAA Games | /r/Greentext

gr+ GamesRadar+ @GamesRadar Follow I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redemption in a galaxy far, far away Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:12 No. 684191415 >>684191720 >>684191892 >>684191965 >>684192085 >>684192153 >>684192479 >>684192658 >>684192764 >>684192901 >>684192919 >>684193002 >>684193081 >>684193087 >>684193161 >>684193304 >>684193401 >>684193502 >>684193551 >>684193603 >>684193638 >>684194056 >>684195445 >>684195721 >>684195760 >>684197678 >>684199629 >>684199994 >>684200002 >>684200043 >>684200110 >>684200687 >>684201524 >>684203238 >>684205418 >>684205695 >>684206001 >>684206056 >>684206691 >>684208386 >>684212870 >>684216380 >>684218895 >>684219272 Apologize. I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redempti... From gamesradar.com 6:02 PM - Jul 30, 2024 34K Views 49 2774 358 ជា 33 ↑ v >>684191919 Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:12:03 No.684191720 >>684191935 >>684192165 >>684192371 >>684192629 >>684193023 >>684193139 >>684193386 >>684193434 >>684193627 >>684193638 >>684193951 >>684194965 >>684195269 >>684195951 >>684196113 >>684196695 >>684196830 >>684197546 >>684197816 >>684197978 >>684198430 >>684200212 >>684200379 >>684200465 >>684200668 >>684201161 >>684203082 >>684203402 >>684204105 >>684205519 >>684207612 >>684207642 >>684207781 >>684207817 >>684208325 >>684208612 >>684209053 >>684210946 >>684211275 >>684211341 >>684211443 >>684212665 >>684212964 >>684213147 >>684213751 >>684214667 >>684216498 >>684217748 >>684218584 >>684218783 >>684218918 1624924223933.jpg (81 KB, 625x625) google yandex iqdb wait >>684191415 (OP) >I played [AAA slop] and it feels like [other AAA slop]

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Anon is in love | /r/Greentext

13m (07/30/24 21:50) 78338759 0 Re 0 Img JPG 184KB (1125 × 888) IMG_3199.jpg >girl says she likes me >i say i like her >no longer want to jack it to p---, or if i do i specifically find ladies that look as close to her as possible and mentally ignore the video to imagine tender lovemaking with her >can and do bust fat loads to pics of just her face and nothing else >get incredible throbbing massive boners to the thought of us just holding each other not even sexually What mental illness is this?

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Anon doesn't feel alone anymore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)22:45:33 No.201917765 792 KB JPG >late at night >feel lonely >open the blinds >put on episode of Unsolved Mysteries >suddenly don't feel like I'm alone anymore

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: Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)00:05:40 No.683454870 1710245798808380.png 218 KB PNG >video games get more and more expensive >i have to get a better paying job just to afford my moving pictures its not f------ fair. i want to cry

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Anonymous 17 KB PNG 01/01/22(Sat)23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened meThe Call of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 12:17:28 No.135079115 Report >>135078644 >>135078783 How many kids do you think ended up shooting themselves thinking their dad's shotgun will turn them into a girl

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