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Anonymous 71 KB JPG 04/15/22(Fri)18:25:57 No.876351510 >sitting blindfolded >woman in lab coat feeds me a Twix >"Left" >she marks her notes >329 consecutive correct guesses

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 18. ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/24/24(Wed)15:47:21 No.78266580 893 KB PNG >Get p----- off at slow driver on the road >Finally make it past him >Take time out of your day to damage his vehicle with your own vehicle Point made?

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Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)18:55:04 No.78264842 1721840049592.png 104 KB PNG >need to buy more p--- >already maxxed out my credit card I hate being poor.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous People for some reason ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/24/24(Wed)10:05:38 No.78263434 OUT OF BUSINESS ELL TH TO TH DANGER 28:02 KEEP OUT The Evil Decline of Britain's Highstreets JimmyTheGiant 39 views • 2 minutes ago 176 KB PNG >OMG the highstreet is dying >*Buys from Amazon* >This is the fault of amazon! Also the same reason why shopping malls are dying in the US but that's a good thing because shopping malls are le bad because you have to drive there.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/24/24(Wed)14:47:10 No.78265943 86 KB PNG >Experiences housing market crash in 2008 >Somehow causes global recession Am I missing something here?

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Anonymous 101 KB JPG >"yeah" 07/24/24(Wed)16:16:19 No.78263529 Yes, women are actually retarded >be me, wageslave cuckQUEEN cashier >work >its hot and I hate people >relatively famous influencer comes by often when its not too crowded >coworkers rush to me after finally seeing him and say "HEY ISNT THAT X?!" >"WHATTT?! Omg we HAVE to take a pic!" >one girl starts trembling in excitement >whatthefuck >"hey nona, can you ask him to take a picture with us?" >"no" >"WHY? Just do it" >"haha nona isnt even affected by him" >trying to hold my disgust in in front of these worshippers >the guy is conventionally good looking but he literally screams pretentious laidback playboy >"pleaseee nona ask him" >"ok" > comes by and i say "hey my friends wanna take a picture with you is that cool?" >"yeah, no problem" >takingapicture >fml >"thank you x!" Coworker1 says >ffw I tell him the total on the register so he can pay >"are these all free now?" >huh >guy points to the groceries hes buying >"no" >his smile falls >"i was just joking" he says >he pays in cash and leaves

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Anonymous 09/01/23(Fri)03:38:32 No.649205090 1419286710488.jpg 49 KB JPG >>649204881 # >I was just trying to release a 20GB upda- >>WHY? WHY NOW? LEAVE THE F------ BUGS THERE, ALRIGHT? I LOVE F------ BUGS IN MY GAME. I PLAY M------------ UNPATCHED GAMES AT NIGHT SO THEY BRICK MY CONSOLE IN THE MORNING.

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Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)21:19:20 No.268900883 Ranma_flirts_with_Gosunkugi_-_Gosunkugi's_Paper_Dolls.png >>268900560 (OP) # 438 KB PNG >Makes a manga about a boy who can become a girl >Not a single chapter where Ranma is surrounded by penises and forced to please all men in the room Takahashi sucks man

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1707968605656715.png (2.62 MB, 1088x1078) google yandex iqdb wait KE N Can ☐ Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)15:21:42 No.201643119 >>201644245 >>201644921 >>201650243 >>201654842 >>201663771 >>201666716 Chef... table 7 has asked for another hamburger... Anonymous Anonymousv Anonymous Anonymous >>201644082 >>201644135 ☐ Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)15:46:15 No.201644022 >>201644177 >>201644288 >>201644836 >>201647086 >>201647117 >>201650036 >>201655059 >>201657747 >>201658616 >>201660020 >>201661445 >>201661995 >>201662059 >>201664359 >>201666366 >>201666546 >>201666649 >>201666949 Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)15:47:24 No.201644070 Normal people making a grilled cheese >Butter Bread >Add cheese >Put on frying pan and cook until golden brown >*Eat* >"Mmm, taste like childhood." Chefs making grilled cheese I've never seen such a transparent shilling campaign as this h--------, every day 50 bear threads. I'll never watch it btw, not even pirated. F--- you. Buy an ad. ✓ >>201663413 >>201663675 >>201666975 (Dead). >"THE PAN IS AT 213.67 DEGREES THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE FOR SANDWICH AU FROMAGE FONDU WHERE THE F--- IS MY BREAD?!?!" >"RIGHT HERE CHEF" >"The f--- is this? THE F--- IS THIS?!? IS THIS BREAD FROM A GROCERY STORE?!?! YOU ONLY USE BREAD MADE FROM ANCIENT GRAINS GROWN SPECIFICALLY ON THE EAST SIDE OF THE NILE RIVER IN EGYPT! GET THE F--- OUT OF MY KITCHEN! GET OUT!" >"Chef! I have your cheese prepped for you!" >"THIS IS SLICED AMERICAN CHEESE YOU F------ MORON! WHERE IS THE HIMALAYAN CHEESE MILKED FROM THE SACRED TEMPLE YAK THAT IS THE STANDARD IN ANY SELF RESPECTING KITCHEN! OUT OF MY KITCHEN NOW!" >"GIVE ME THE COLOR CHART! WE HAVE TO MATCH THE BREAD TO THE COLOR CHART TO MAKE SURE ITS PERFECTLY BROWNED! ANY BROWNER AND THEY'LL TAKE AWAY ALL MY STARS AND I'LL BE FORCED TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR MY TIRES!!!" >*Everyone stops what they are doing and stands in complete silence as the Chef takes a bite before somberly hanging his apron.* >"...Who the f--- buttered this? Everyone knows you do not butter a grilled cheese, you place the bread in a $25,000 humidifier until the bread becomes moist off its own hydrated yeast. You have all failed me, I have failed you. Get your knives, we must perform Seppuku before the Marco Pierre White shrine out the back. Do not look him in the eyes, for his gaze is that of shame for this kitchen."

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