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The Chosen Hypocrite | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1387366343693.png-(124 KB, 339x323, this kills the..png) Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)02:32:23 UTC-9 No.522018626 [Reply] I am about a typical 26 year old /b/ro. I'm also highly socially awkward like most miscers. I temporarily live with my parents as I recently lost my home (long story). Turns out I have a total crush on my sister and tend to get raging hardons when she's near, but she doesn't seem to care. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down watching T.V. while my sister is upstairs doing whatever. Out of no where, sister comes into the living room wearing only her bra and panties. I got so f------ hard. She sits next to me, my boner showing no signs of stopping. I can't help it and keep staring at her boobs, they're so f------ huge. So I talk to her about her day and, just casual. When out of nowhere she rests her shoulder on me and strokes my hand. I stare at her in the eyes and smile. She smiles back. I've been drinking a bit, so I try and make a move, knowing I can blame it on the vodka I've been drinking. Funnily enough she let's me. I begin groping her boobs and I swear - I'm about to c-- in my pants. She pulls away and says she can't. I ask her if it's because we're brother and sister. She says no, because she needs something first. "Anything," I say grabbing both of her hands. She stares deeply into my eyes and in the most seductive way. "I need about tree fiddy." Now it was about this time I realized this beautiful sister of mine was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That goddamned Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/865/686/093.jpeg "Typical anon | /r/Greentext")
![n File: 1721340920925315.jpg (51 KB, 704x396) >he says I owe him at $160 Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:18:26 No.78207491 [Reply] >>78207591 >>78207734 >my brother and sister-in-law go out of town for five days >up to me to babysit my niece >I tell my friend that I will pay him $200 if he watches her all five days >he agrees >after the fourth day, I fire him from the job and watch her on day 5 >he asks me when I'll pay him >I say never, because he didn't work all five days >that was my plan all along, get out of work and keep the money >I reply "No, because I never said I would pay you $40 per day, but that I would pay you $200 if you watched her all five days. Note the wording." >he threatens to sue me in civil court >I say okay Would I lose the case?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/865/674/0c5.png "Anon the mastermind | /r/Greentext")
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