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Anonymous 54 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)12:46:55 No.881902 >be me >work at a paul bunyan musuem >one day a group of college age kids walk in >one's a femboy and has f------ bunny ears on and a weird paul bunyan cosplay on >his friends kept calling him paul bunny-nyan >all laughed as he took pics with the statues and other artifacts >girl kept making jokes about wanting to peg him dressed as babe the big blue ox >week later just her dressed as babe and him dressed as "bunny-nyan" return >Had to clean c-- off the bathroom stalls Why are people like this? I just wanted to work at someplace cool but this isn't even the first time people have gone here specifically to have sex. It's suprisingly common and some of my co-workers encourage it for some reason, making jokes to visitors about paul's "wood". It's a disgrace to american cultural history to let this be sexualized. Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)13:10:40 No.881904289 Bathroom stalls should be designed to specifically have enough space for only one person and no more including a roof for the stalls with a low ceiling so dumb f------ kids don't f--- in the stalls

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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