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: Anonymous ? 06/15/24(Sat)12:27:45 No.471207181 Sweet Baby 1714326765023.jpg >destroys your game 7 KB JPG >that will be 7 million dollars >leaves gg INC

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)08:34:53 No.144309387 >conquers your planet 06/30/24(Sun)08:56:41 No.144309508 306 KB JPG Anonymous >>144309387 (OP) # >Another coalburner thread Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)09:32:26 No. 144309701 >>144309387 (OP) # >Overpower them with my Ugly Bastard power >Conquer their wombs Anonymous >>144309387 (OP) # Yes please 06/30/24(Sun)11:00:37 No.144310463

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:27:34 No. 78003010 [Reply] >>78003032 >Went to make some toast with honey >The honey bottle is filled with dead ants My day is f------ ruined >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:30:59 No.78003032 >>78003010 (OP) That's gotta be at least a few extra grams of protein right there. Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:58:23 No.78003204 Why not heat it up and scrape them off?

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Anonymous I like bananas 11 KB PNG 12/04/23(Mon)20:53:03 No.75656217 >2014 >In a restaurant >2 80-90 year old women a little bit across from us >The one lady is LOUDLY talking about how her son won't let his daughter have too many bananas >I like bananas, do you like bananas? Bananas are good for you, bananas are healthy, they're a great snack, I like bananas, bananas have potassium She just keeps going. The other lady weakly tries to interject but gets steamrolled by this elderly autist's banana obsession. >She can't get a word in and eventually falls asleep >I start laughing and I can't stop >My mother is all "W-- is your problem?" >I can only point from laughing so hard >She starts laughing >Other people look at us, see us staring at those 2 old women, listen in, and start laughing their ass off too >Eventually the whole section is pissing themselves laughing, some just because everyone else is >Meal ends, this woman is still f------ talking and the other woman still asleep >About 30 minutes later we drive by >There's an ambulance out front TFW half a restaurant watched a woman die and laughed about it

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Anon smokes weed | /r/Greentext

File: 1719750573266621m.jpg (97 KB, 1024x1024) ولك Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)14:31:45 No.920638404 last night my brother and I bought weed from a n-----. AMA Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)14:33:04 No.920638432 File: Best-Thread-Ever-3334363360.gif (37 KB, 500x500) Best Thread Ever!

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File: IMG_6006.jpg (280 KB, 971x767) Femanon here Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:01:33 No.77998886 >>77998902 >>77998908 >>77998914 >>77998928 >>77998936 >>77999504 >>77999922 >>78000269 >>78000417 >>78001045 >>78001352 Husband is an airline pilot and he is on his way home and I forgot to cook him his lasagna. What are something that I can cook that he will appreciate? I feel bad cause he hasnt been home for over 3 days Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:03:21 No.77998902 >>77998886 (OP) >>77998907 Rat poison, so he croaks and we f--- while collecting his life insurance. I would proceed to c------- you, as you let bits of my load drip onto his dopey corpse on the ground, symbolizing the cycle of life (my c--) and death (his body). Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:04:22 No.77998907 >>77998922 >>77998902 You are truly mentally ill

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: Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)18:47:52 No.681276319 29e.jpg 19 KB JPG >tfw you're not autistic enough to be able to dedicate your life to one subject, blissfully unaware of all the horrors of the world >tfw you're not non-autistic enough to function in normal society >>681276943 # >>681277226 # >>681279227 # >>681279495 # >>681279601 #

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Anon plays on Chinese servers | /r/Greentext

File: 1688859700205.gif (1.23 MB, 297x312) Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:45:52 No.681276217 >play some FPS >join China community server >server using leveling up system every time and why? >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:50:52 No.681276471 ►>>681276605 chinks are addicted to seeing number go up >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:53:32 No.681276605 >>681276471 This. Also chinks are addicted to cheating and also paying more money to level up because for them gaming is not about the joy of the game itself, but about feeling superior to others by being "better", fairly or unfairly, skillfully or by higher stats, it doesn't matter to the chink.

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