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Anonymous 954 KB PNG him around 03/12/23(Sun)21:20:29 No.72549842 I think my coworker is either autistic or the biggest gigachad I've ever encountered >Told me that he stares at walls and random objects when he's bored >Female coworker keeps following >Asks him stupid questions >It's obvious that she likes him >He literally just acts like if she's not even present >See her following him to his car after hours are over >Asks "do you think I'm annoying?" >Audibly shouts "yes" in her face >She almost f------ fell over >Never follows him around anymore and looks sad most of the time now Which do you guys think he is? 8 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon) 10:51:45 No.77934345 OFFICE hq720 (2).jpg 45 KB JPG >too autistic to connect with norms/ not be a weirdo >not autistic enough to be oblivious to people's subtle weird reactions to me literally everywhere I go I make people uncomfortable and I'm HYPER aware of it. This is why I isolate myself.

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)00:30:38 No.77998659 [Reply] >>77998896 >>77998938 >>77998949 >>77999103 >>77999694 Are some people just made to be alone?

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☐ Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)23:54:39 No.77998401 [Reply] >try to help out my family for once >try mowing the lawn >>77998431 >>77998492 >neighbor comes out and yells at me for the noise, says its midnight and he's trying to sleep thats what i get for trying to help

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Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)23:54:39 No.77998401 296 KB PNG >try to help out my family for once >try mowing the lawn >neighbor comes out and yells at me for the noise, says its midnight and he's trying to sleep thats what i get for trying to help

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. 1h (06/29/24 18:49) · 77997432-11 Re. 1 Img JPG 35KB (709 × 720) 1717074800780658.jpg 6 Replies >sister starts dating a thug just because he has a nice motorcycle >said thug convinces her to set up an illegal casino in the basement of the house he's renting >she pays for everything >they make a shitload of money in one weekend >by Tuesday police show up and arrest everyone (can't run a casino without a license) >the thug, his mom and his sister testify that it was all my sisters idea, and they can prove she paid for the machines >thug is released, sister stays in jail >now our family will have to pay for a lawyer to try and get her out of jail

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Anonymous 06/28/24(Fri)10:44:33 No.23535257 >>23535272 >>23535274 >>23535276 >>23535720 >>23538643 File: basedcuck.png (151 KB, 309x368) >>23535127 (OP) >There are no moral facts. Only interpretations. Everything is relative bro. Obey no one. Question everything. >Except for racial segregation, transphobia, homophobia, anti-democracy, closed borders, banning p----------, flat Earth conspiracy theories, and telling women they can't have sex or get tattoos. Those are f------ non- negotiable universal evils! Why are normies like this?

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☐ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)01:56:09 No.77995836 File: MV5BZmU0YTE0MWQtNTU0Ny000(...).jpg (246 KB, 1000x1500) GHOSY In case you're interesting in the story here it is: >be me >Went to see my grandparents with my family after I finished my second semester >My aunts and cousins were there too >There was a wedding nearby, so all the adults had to go >Volunteered to take care of my younger cousins to avoid going >Left them to fight and play together and went to a separate room to play with my phone >One of my younger cousins approached me >"What are you watching, anon?" >Told her that I'm just wasting time on my phone >She sat next to me and said she didn't want to play with the others anymore and wanted to watch what I was watching >I was watching anime, so I switched to Molly McGee, a kids' cartoon I had downloaded before to watch together >After two episodes, she asked me why I was sad >Told her that I'm not "You haven't made a sound since I came, and your face doesn't move." >She kept insisting on me >I gave up and for some reason decided to open up to her because what else could I do >Told her how I feel lost, that I don't know what I'm supposed to do, that I'm studying something I hate and barely keeping up with my studies, that I lost all my old friends because no one wanted to talk to me, and that I made no new friends this year >She leaned in and said, >"That's a lot, but can you change any of that? Your friends weren't your real friends, that's why they left. They probably just used you for homework and to explain stuff to them. I had other mean girls do the same to me." >We kept talking like that for most of the night >She asked me questions, and I tried to answer her >She told me she likes talking to me, so I shouldn't be sad all the time or she'll have to play and fight with the others which she doesn't want to do >I wiped my tears after realizing I had just vented my problems to a little girl, and we started watching some more episodes until she fell asleep. >Closed my phone and Kept looking at the stars with for a while until I slept too

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Anonymous 239 KB PNG 06/29/24(Sat) 17:48:22 No.77995195 I think I f----- up >Working s----- fast food job >Pay increase causes hours to get cut >Fuckthis.png >try to find other job >mom recommends party company which her boyfriend knows the owner >call and go in for application >Get told im either going to get interviewed or scheduled on the spot >Put in two weeks notice at old job cause f--- that place >Week passes and no response >Mfw I quit my job with no other job to fall back on I have s--- to pay like rent and insurance for so im kinda f----- rn I don't wanna work another s----- fast food job and b----- work is already taken up by old mexican men and their nepo-sons. Fellas what do I do

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Anonymous 437 KB GIF 06/29/24(Sat)22:34:40 No.77993942 >got denied from retard tier jobs like help desk jobs and just talking to people on phone because revealed i didn't finish hs level education >go back to education for a year for some computer it service type stuff and tech support >technically still don't have a generic hs degree >still can't apply for these mongoloid jobs with a "clean conscience" due to degree filtering for retards >I could have done these jobs and retards jobs years ago but failed multiple times and demoralized due to having to lie because I f----- up earlier >things I studied won't count to finishing a hs degree still have to study the same things to go to higher education Imao

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