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Anonymous 954 KB PNG him around 03/12/23(Sun)21:20:29 No.72549842 I think my coworker is either autistic or the biggest gigachad I've ever encountered >Told me that he stares at walls and random objects when he's bored >Female coworker keeps following >Asks him stupid questions >It's obvious that she likes him >He literally just acts like if she's not even present >See her following him to his car after hours are over >Asks "do you think I'm annoying?" >Audibly shouts "yes" in her face >She almost f------ fell over >Never follows him around anymore and looks sad most of the time now Which do you guys think he is? 8 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon) 10:51:45 No.77934345 OFFICE hq720 (2).jpg 45 KB JPG >too autistic to connect with norms/ not be a weirdo >not autistic enough to be oblivious to people's subtle weird reactions to me literally everywhere I go I make people uncomfortable and I'm HYPER aware of it. This is why I isolate myself.

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)00:30:38 No.77998659 [Reply] >>77998896 >>77998938 >>77998949 >>77999103 >>77999694 Are some people just made to be alone?

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☐ Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)23:54:39 No.77998401 [Reply] >try to help out my family for once >try mowing the lawn >>77998431 >>77998492 >neighbor comes out and yells at me for the noise, says its midnight and he's trying to sleep thats what i get for trying to help

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Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)23:54:39 No.77998401 296 KB PNG >try to help out my family for once >try mowing the lawn >neighbor comes out and yells at me for the noise, says its midnight and he's trying to sleep thats what i get for trying to help

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. 1h (06/29/24 18:49) · 77997432-11 Re. 1 Img JPG 35KB (709 × 720) 1717074800780658.jpg 6 Replies >sister starts dating a thug just because he has a nice motorcycle >said thug convinces her to set up an illegal casino in the basement of the house he's renting >she pays for everything >they make a shitload of money in one weekend >by Tuesday police show up and arrest everyone (can't run a casino without a license) >the thug, his mom and his sister testify that it was all my sisters idea, and they can prove she paid for the machines >thug is released, sister stays in jail >now our family will have to pay for a lawyer to try and get her out of jail

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Anonymous 06/28/24(Fri)10:44:33 No.23535257 >>23535272 >>23535274 >>23535276 >>23535720 >>23538643 File: basedcuck.png (151 KB, 309x368) >>23535127 (OP) >There are no moral facts. Only interpretations. Everything is relative bro. Obey no one. Question everything. >Except for racial segregation, transphobia, homophobia, anti-democracy, closed borders, banning p----------, flat Earth conspiracy theories, and telling women they can't have sex or get tattoos. Those are f------ non- negotiable universal evils! Why are normies like this?

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☐ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)01:56:09 No.77995836 File: MV5BZmU0YTE0MWQtNTU0Ny000(...).jpg (246 KB, 1000x1500) GHOSY In case you're interesting in the story here it is: >be me >Went to see my grandparents with my family after I finished my second semester >My aunts and cousins were there too >There was a wedding nearby, so all the adults had to go >Volunteered to take care of my younger cousins to avoid going >Left them to fight and play together and went to a separate room to play with my phone >One of my younger cousins approached me >"What are you watching, anon?" >Told her that I'm just wasting time on my phone >She sat next to me and said she didn't want to play with the others anymore and wanted to watch what I was watching >I was watching anime, so I switched to Molly McGee, a kids' cartoon I had downloaded before to watch together >After two episodes, she asked me why I was sad >Told her that I'm not "You haven't made a sound since I came, and your face doesn't move." >She kept insisting on me >I gave up and for some reason decided to open up to her because what else could I do >Told her how I feel lost, that I don't know what I'm supposed to do, that I'm studying something I hate and barely keeping up with my studies, that I lost all my old friends because no one wanted to talk to me, and that I made no new friends this year >She leaned in and said, >"That's a lot, but can you change any of that? Your friends weren't your real friends, that's why they left. They probably just used you for homework and to explain stuff to them. I had other mean girls do the same to me." >We kept talking like that for most of the night >She asked me questions, and I tried to answer her >She told me she likes talking to me, so I shouldn't be sad all the time or she'll have to play and fight with the others which she doesn't want to do >I wiped my tears after realizing I had just vented my problems to a little girl, and we started watching some more episodes until she fell asleep. >Closed my phone and Kept looking at the stars with for a while until I slept too

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Anonymous 239 KB PNG 06/29/24(Sat) 17:48:22 No.77995195 I think I f----- up >Working s----- fast food job >Pay increase causes hours to get cut >Fuckthis.png >try to find other job >mom recommends party company which her boyfriend knows the owner >call and go in for application >Get told im either going to get interviewed or scheduled on the spot >Put in two weeks notice at old job cause f--- that place >Week passes and no response >Mfw I quit my job with no other job to fall back on I have s--- to pay like rent and insurance for so im kinda f----- rn I don't wanna work another s----- fast food job and b----- work is already taken up by old mexican men and their nepo-sons. Fellas what do I do

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Anonymous 437 KB GIF 06/29/24(Sat)22:34:40 No.77993942 >got denied from retard tier jobs like help desk jobs and just talking to people on phone because revealed i didn't finish hs level education >go back to education for a year for some computer it service type stuff and tech support >technically still don't have a generic hs degree >still can't apply for these mongoloid jobs with a "clean conscience" due to degree filtering for retards >I could have done these jobs and retards jobs years ago but failed multiple times and demoralized due to having to lie because I f----- up earlier >things I studied won't count to finishing a hs degree still have to study the same things to go to higher education Imao

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