Why Are Sonic Fans Warning Moviegoers Not To Cheer When Maria Dies In 'Sonic The Hedgehog 3?' The Viral Memes Explained
What Is The 'Sharon's Burnt Marie Callender Pie' Meme? The Thanksgiving Burned Pie Meme Explained
Is Chis-Chan Having A Kid And Who Is 'Flutter?' The Rumor About The Lolcow's Potential Child Explained
What Does 'Ningning Is The Maknae' Mean? The Viral Memes About The 'Aespa' K-Pop Idol Explained
What Is The '2006 Volleyball Incident' And Is It Real? The Viral Conspiracy Theory Explained

: Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 22:47:34 No.77997799 >Wake up >My violent narcissistic father is still not dead yet 74 KB JPG

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1440px x 668px)

File size: 98 KB

Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

View All 43,901 Images

More:

The Sourest of Them All | /r/Greentext

Pin

Anon is a dissident | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/28/24(Fri)10:44:33 No.23535257 >>23535272 >>23535274 >>23535276 >>23535720 >>23538643 File: basedcuck.png (151 KB, 309x368) >>23535127 (OP) >There are no moral facts. Only interpretations. Everything is relative bro. Obey no one. Question everything. >Except for racial segregation, transphobia, homophobia, anti-democracy, closed borders, banning p----------, flat Earth conspiracy theories, and telling women they can't have sex or get tattoos. Those are f------ non- negotiable universal evils! Why are normies like this?

Pin

Anon shares an Unexpectedly sweet story about his little cousin, inexplicably not taking a dark turn (shocker) | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)01:56:09 No.77995836 File: MV5BZmU0YTE0MWQtNTU0Ny000(...).jpg (246 KB, 1000x1500) GHOSY In case you're interesting in the story here it is: >be me >Went to see my grandparents with my family after I finished my second semester >My aunts and cousins were there too >There was a wedding nearby, so all the adults had to go >Volunteered to take care of my younger cousins to avoid going >Left them to fight and play together and went to a separate room to play with my phone >One of my younger cousins approached me >"What are you watching, anon?" >Told her that I'm just wasting time on my phone >She sat next to me and said she didn't want to play with the others anymore and wanted to watch what I was watching >I was watching anime, so I switched to Molly McGee, a kids' cartoon I had downloaded before to watch together >After two episodes, she asked me why I was sad >Told her that I'm not "You haven't made a sound since I came, and your face doesn't move." >She kept insisting on me >I gave up and for some reason decided to open up to her because what else could I do >Told her how I feel lost, that I don't know what I'm supposed to do, that I'm studying something I hate and barely keeping up with my studies, that I lost all my old friends because no one wanted to talk to me, and that I made no new friends this year >She leaned in and said, >"That's a lot, but can you change any of that? Your friends weren't your real friends, that's why they left. They probably just used you for homework and to explain stuff to them. I had other mean girls do the same to me." >We kept talking like that for most of the night >She asked me questions, and I tried to answer her >She told me she likes talking to me, so I shouldn't be sad all the time or she'll have to play and fight with the others which she doesn't want to do >I wiped my tears after realizing I had just vented my problems to a little girl, and we started watching some more episodes until she fell asleep. >Closed my phone and Kept looking at the stars with for a while until I slept too

Pin

Anon provides a relatable, fresh anecdote that all the based redditbros would love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 239 KB PNG 06/29/24(Sat) 17:48:22 No.77995195 I think I f----- up >Working s----- fast food job >Pay increase causes hours to get cut >Fuckthis.png >try to find other job >mom recommends party company which her boyfriend knows the owner >call and go in for application >Get told im either going to get interviewed or scheduled on the spot >Put in two weeks notice at old job cause f--- that place >Week passes and no response >Mfw I quit my job with no other job to fall back on I have s--- to pay like rent and insurance for so im kinda f----- rn I don't wanna work another s----- fast food job and b----- work is already taken up by old mexican men and their nepo-sons. Fellas what do I do

Pin

Regardanon failed the education system | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 437 KB GIF 06/29/24(Sat)22:34:40 No.77993942 >got denied from retard tier jobs like help desk jobs and just talking to people on phone because revealed i didn't finish hs level education >go back to education for a year for some computer it service type stuff and tech support >technically still don't have a generic hs degree >still can't apply for these mongoloid jobs with a "clean conscience" due to degree filtering for retards >I could have done these jobs and retards jobs years ago but failed multiple times and demoralized due to having to lie because I f----- up earlier >things I studied won't count to finishing a hs degree still have to study the same things to go to higher education Imao

Pin

For the love | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/29/24(Sat)17:59:59 No.77995322 1.46 MB PNG >Hates the EU >Drives a Volvo Should've stuck with a Mini... Oh wait. They're made by Germany

Pin

Wrong Perspective | /r/Greentext

Pin

Pointless endeavor? | /r/Greentext

Pin

Anon has some popcorn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 142 KB JPG 06/29/24(Sat) 15:44:07 No.920605313 >be me >put popcorn in microwave for 4 minutes >when timer ends, pour popcorn into bowl >half of the popcorn is unpopped >the rest is burnt >pic related

Pin

It’s totally over | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 12:55:45 No.77992584 >Just found out he doesn't even like me It's so over 38 KB JPG Anonymous >>77992584 (OP) # Why would he even? >>77992629 # Anonymous how can u even know did u ask him? 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:42 No.77992590 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:55 No.77992592 >>77992629 # Anonymous >>77992590 # I don't know >>77992592 # 06/29/24 (Sat) 13:02:19 No.77992629 No but it's obvious that he doesn't. >>77992662 # Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 13:05:56 No.77992662 >>77992629 # >No but it's obvious that he doesn't. Elaborate. What made you think think he doesn't?

Pin

A millenial's dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)06:45:23 No.36279939 harinef-1024x671.jpg 155 KB JPG >be millennial >friends started to marry off and buy houses a few years ago >now they're finally having children >meanwhile i'm injecting estrogen and shitposting on 4chan in my studio apartment where did it all go wrong

Pin

New /co/ anons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous YEP THIS ONE'S GOING IN MY CRINGE COLLECTION 120 KB JPG /co/" schizo 06/29/24(Sat) 12:15:32 No.144297069 >The seething Wandafag >The delusional Carolfag >The false-flagging "Loki is love" spammer >The dumb "Tom Hiddleston hates Loki" poster who fell for it >The "Dwayne Johnson bribes Californian colleges to shitpost on >The delusional "David Corenswet is already the best Superman!" Gunnfag >The obsessed "Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby have ruined the Fantastic Four" poster >The deranged coomer complaining every single capeshit actress isn't hot/slutty enough It's like a whole new breed of moviefag autists have spawned overnight.

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon has daddy issues | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

: Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 22:47:34 No.77997799 >Wake up >My violent narcissistic father is still not dead yet 74 KB JPG

View Gallery Random Image

Image Details

180 views (13 from today)

Uploaded Jun 29, 2024 at 11:21PM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/850/265/39c.jpeg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

The Social Contract

The Social Contract

Queen Never Cry meme.

Queen Never Cry

Wifejak meme format depicting a female wojak character with red hair and a grey shirt.

Wifejak

My New Character meme.

My New Character / Chill Guy