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: Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 22:47:34 No.77997799 >Wake up >My violent narcissistic father is still not dead yet 74 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 06/28/24(Fri)10:44:33 No.23535257 >>23535272 >>23535274 >>23535276 >>23535720 >>23538643 File: basedcuck.png (151 KB, 309x368) >>23535127 (OP) >There are no moral facts. Only interpretations. Everything is relative bro. Obey no one. Question everything. >Except for racial segregation, transphobia, homophobia, anti-democracy, closed borders, banning p----------, flat Earth conspiracy theories, and telling women they can't have sex or get tattoos. Those are f------ non- negotiable universal evils! Why are normies like this?

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☐ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)01:56:09 No.77995836 File: MV5BZmU0YTE0MWQtNTU0Ny000(...).jpg (246 KB, 1000x1500) GHOSY In case you're interesting in the story here it is: >be me >Went to see my grandparents with my family after I finished my second semester >My aunts and cousins were there too >There was a wedding nearby, so all the adults had to go >Volunteered to take care of my younger cousins to avoid going >Left them to fight and play together and went to a separate room to play with my phone >One of my younger cousins approached me >"What are you watching, anon?" >Told her that I'm just wasting time on my phone >She sat next to me and said she didn't want to play with the others anymore and wanted to watch what I was watching >I was watching anime, so I switched to Molly McGee, a kids' cartoon I had downloaded before to watch together >After two episodes, she asked me why I was sad >Told her that I'm not "You haven't made a sound since I came, and your face doesn't move." >She kept insisting on me >I gave up and for some reason decided to open up to her because what else could I do >Told her how I feel lost, that I don't know what I'm supposed to do, that I'm studying something I hate and barely keeping up with my studies, that I lost all my old friends because no one wanted to talk to me, and that I made no new friends this year >She leaned in and said, >"That's a lot, but can you change any of that? Your friends weren't your real friends, that's why they left. They probably just used you for homework and to explain stuff to them. I had other mean girls do the same to me." >We kept talking like that for most of the night >She asked me questions, and I tried to answer her >She told me she likes talking to me, so I shouldn't be sad all the time or she'll have to play and fight with the others which she doesn't want to do >I wiped my tears after realizing I had just vented my problems to a little girl, and we started watching some more episodes until she fell asleep. >Closed my phone and Kept looking at the stars with for a while until I slept too

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Anonymous 239 KB PNG 06/29/24(Sat) 17:48:22 No.77995195 I think I f----- up >Working s----- fast food job >Pay increase causes hours to get cut >Fuckthis.png >try to find other job >mom recommends party company which her boyfriend knows the owner >call and go in for application >Get told im either going to get interviewed or scheduled on the spot >Put in two weeks notice at old job cause f--- that place >Week passes and no response >Mfw I quit my job with no other job to fall back on I have s--- to pay like rent and insurance for so im kinda f----- rn I don't wanna work another s----- fast food job and b----- work is already taken up by old mexican men and their nepo-sons. Fellas what do I do

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Anonymous 437 KB GIF 06/29/24(Sat)22:34:40 No.77993942 >got denied from retard tier jobs like help desk jobs and just talking to people on phone because revealed i didn't finish hs level education >go back to education for a year for some computer it service type stuff and tech support >technically still don't have a generic hs degree >still can't apply for these mongoloid jobs with a "clean conscience" due to degree filtering for retards >I could have done these jobs and retards jobs years ago but failed multiple times and demoralized due to having to lie because I f----- up earlier >things I studied won't count to finishing a hs degree still have to study the same things to go to higher education Imao

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/29/24(Sat)17:59:59 No.77995322 1.46 MB PNG >Hates the EU >Drives a Volvo Should've stuck with a Mini... Oh wait. They're made by Germany

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Anonymous 142 KB JPG 06/29/24(Sat) 15:44:07 No.920605313 >be me >put popcorn in microwave for 4 minutes >when timer ends, pour popcorn into bowl >half of the popcorn is unpopped >the rest is burnt >pic related

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Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 12:55:45 No.77992584 >Just found out he doesn't even like me It's so over 38 KB JPG Anonymous >>77992584 (OP) # Why would he even? >>77992629 # Anonymous how can u even know did u ask him? 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:42 No.77992590 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:55 No.77992592 >>77992629 # Anonymous >>77992590 # I don't know >>77992592 # 06/29/24 (Sat) 13:02:19 No.77992629 No but it's obvious that he doesn't. >>77992662 # Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 13:05:56 No.77992662 >>77992629 # >No but it's obvious that he doesn't. Elaborate. What made you think think he doesn't?

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