Back to the bedroom!! | /r/Greentext
Uploaded by Reddit Moments Jun 29, 2024 at 08:21AM EDT
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext
Origin Entry: Greentext Stories
File type: jpg
Resolution: (1080px x 1387px)
File size: 377 KB
![File: tumblr_pf54zrXmR81t5yjgl_540.png (274 KB, 540x506) M Metro UK ☐ Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)01:01:06 No.31523938 [Reply] >>31524012 >>31524024 >>31524048 Chubby cat strolls into Tesco to steal some treats 19 hours ago My friend group is in a complete shitfit because of something that happened. >Have friend who is kissless virgin at 29 call him Chud. >Have other friend who is above average in looks, has actual decent personality, bags most girls he wants. Call him Chad. >Chad says that Chud has been depressed about being forever alone. >"Anon I think I know this girl we could set him up with" >"Chad, he will not touch that girl, despite Chud being Chris chan tier, he is holding out for 10/10" >Chad shrugs and says "F--- it" and sets them up on a date anyway. >Doesn't show Chud a pic of her, just says shes cute... Call girl Chubby girl. >She shows up to date, that Chad is paying for mind you. >Is friendly toward Chud, but a little awkward. >Chud uninterested entirely, barely talks, eventually starts dismissing her and blowing her off. >Chad texts her she can leave early. >She does. >Fast Foreward, Chad's girlfriend and him break up. >Chad and Chubby girl had remained friends. >Chad starts dating chubby girl (Who has gained weight since the date.) >Chud is p----- off at Chad for dating Chubby girl. >Chad and I are confused as other friends take Chud's side. >Chad is happy with Chubby girl, Chud demands he break up with her or he'll get his dad to fire Chad. >Chud's dad starts making Chad's life miserable at work. >I tell Chud he's being an unreasonable d---, argument ensues, we fight, I break his nose. >Chud starts harassing me and Chad and Chubby girl. Like Chud is just a straight up a------ and Chad did nothing wrong right? How the f--- does Chud have people on his side? did my friend group have that many irredeemable shitbags in it?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/849/841/ada.png "Anon has an a------ friend. | /r/Greentext")
