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Anonymous Cooling down 700 2.8 MB GIF 17 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>77938597 (OP) # >40 06/24/24(Mon)21:56:25 No.77938597 >28 >Only rub one out once a week Every man calms down when they get older, p--- addiction isn't real. Also, delete your p--- folder, it's useless and you don't even use it(be honest). View Thread 06/24/24(Mon)22:41:16 No.77938918 >literally bought a sexdoll to help in calming the horny down I don't know man. My libido is still very high to my own dismay, the doll is the only way I found to keep it in check.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Hold on. This whole operation was your idea. Do they even know? Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)08:36:41 No.920348754 ► >Be Me >Young boy around 5 years old >Mom teaches me the concept of consent >Words it like not forcing people to play with me and my toys as well as not cutting in to play with their toys. >Fastfoward middle school >Mom teaches me more about "No Means No" >Take it to heart >Fastfoward even more >Women doing the 'chase me' nonsense. >Some even complain when men go away on the first 'no', with us being taught "NO means No" >"No means yes!" some rebuke Seriously? Ladies the 'no means no' thing was YOUR idea, why teach it to your boys if you're not gonna follow suit? The f--- is wrong with you?

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File: 1234.png (313 KB, 612x612) Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)06:53:18 No.680697219 [Reply] >>680697265 >>680697429 >Finally get 4k display after being on 1080p for 15 years >Better screen just makes me realize games were uglier than I thought I've been bamboozled >> Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)06:54:17 No.680697265 >>680697219 (OP). Enjoy your 75 frame drop. Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)06:57:53 No.680697429 >>680697219 (OP) You just have to turn on Al Picture Pro, Al Super Upscaling, Dolby Vision™, Brightness Booster for luminous quality and also subscribe to LG Premium Care by Asurion. Trust me, your games will look more real than life.

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Anonymous (ID: drtOYHED 06/16/24(Sun)08:48:52 No.471286410 658.png 515 KB PNG >God made woman so man wouldnt be lonely > Woman proceeds to be the bane and downfall of man at every single turn what did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 51 KB JPG 05/31/23(Wed)10:03:20 No.73514876 >at McDonald's drive thru >approaching to the window >"What can I get for you, sir?" >being silent for several minutes >hearing angry swearings from people behind you and nervous honking >10 minutes later >finally giving an answer >"Nothing" >Driving away immediately

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: Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)15:47:44 No.77925310 >mfw the cold war could have ended in a nuclear war in the 1960s and none of my s----- existence would have ever happened What a joke. 12 KB GIF 2 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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File: 1697735394723 (1).png (64 KB, 850x1100) Le Peo Frey Things ☐ Disco Elysium BBC fan club Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)14:03:35 No.680690764 >TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCH OF A C--- WHITE WIFE >*pauses disco elysium and looks behind him* >WHAT THE F--- TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?! >YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE >YOU F------ CHEATING NAZI BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! >YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL BLACK A---- CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE >GREAT! F------ GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S A------ >I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK >I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE

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: Anonymous (ID: vqvs7n6d) [⭑ DU 116 KB JPG beetles 06/22/24(Sat)02:00:52 No.20605151 >Moses, when I said 2 of every animal I meant two of every single animal >So get two of every f------ beetle, I can't let my best creations die >Yes I know like 400,000 different types, some which can only be differentiated by very close inspection, but just save the damn >If you need space just leave the dinosaurs out I don't care about those f--- anyway

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: Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)08:00:43 No.680387636 vwo7txpd1f881.jpg 46 KB JPG >Has a PHD in Russian literature >gets a job as a mercenary What did valve mean by this? : Anonymous >>680387636 (OP) # 06/21/24(Fri)08:06:40 No.680387950 what other jobs can you get with a phd in russian literature?

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Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)16:25:20 No.200262747 1715204769131355.jpg 103 KB JPG >Rubbing one off was the sane thing to do. Too many choices, not enough time. And when we faced exhaustion, I offered a solution. >Edging >At random. Dispassionate, fair to 2D and 3D alike. They called me a mad man. And what I predicted came to pass. >Congratulations, you're a coomer >I'm a gooner >Who wants to edge endlessly >With all the hours of edging, I could simply snap my fingers, and all the c-- would gush out. I call that...relief. >And then what? >I finally rest, and see the latest drama on twitter

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Anonymous I approached a girl today 64 KB JPG >at gym 06/14/24(Fri)16:10:04 No.77830130 >See cute girl I've seen for a while doing some leg extensions >Go into locker room and get changed into gym clothes >Start doing pull ups on pull up bar >She comes over and starts doing curls next to me with 4kg dumbbells >I do a couple sets >I look over >She looks at me and smiles >I think I may as well practice my social skills >I say "hey, what's your name" >She tells me her name and we start talking >We have a bit of banter and she literally did the zoomer "Light skin stare" with her finger in an L shape on her chin and said "I like your tattoos" >I say thanks and we talk some more >She then asks me if I do Coke >I say no >She giggles and say she does coke on the weekends but she "LOVES WEED, that's my go to" >I immediately don't want to talk to her anymore >Say some s--- like "yeah I gotta go and train some triceps, I'll see you around" Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. But didn't feel good to know that the cute girl I've been crushing for a while is a druggie.

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Anonymous Cooling down 700 2.8 MB GIF 17 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>77938597 (OP) # >40 06/24/24(Mon)21:56:25 No.77938597 >28 >Only rub one out once a week Every man calms down when they get older, p--- addiction isn't real. Also, delete your p--- folder, it's useless and you don't even use it(be honest). View Thread 06/24/24(Mon)22:41:16 No.77938918 >literally bought a sexdoll to help in calming the horny down I don't know man. My libido is still very high to my own dismay, the doll is the only way I found to keep it in check.

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