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Anonymous I approached a girl today 64 KB JPG >at gym 06/14/24(Fri)16:10:04 No.77830130 >See cute girl I've seen for a while doing some leg extensions >Go into locker room and get changed into gym clothes >Start doing pull ups on pull up bar >She comes over and starts doing curls next to me with 4kg dumbbells >I do a couple sets >I look over >She looks at me and smiles >I think I may as well practice my social skills >I say "hey, what's your name" >She tells me her name and we start talking >We have a bit of banter and she literally did the zoomer "Light skin stare" with her finger in an L shape on her chin and said "I like your tattoos" >I say thanks and we talk some more >She then asks me if I do Coke >I say no >She giggles and say she does coke on the weekends but she "LOVES WEED, that's my go to" >I immediately don't want to talk to her anymore >Say some s--- like "yeah I gotta go and train some triceps, I'll see you around" Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. But didn't feel good to know that the cute girl I've been crushing for a while is a druggie.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 04/17/13(Wed)23:09 No. 185991865 Replies: >>185992095 >>185992185 >>185992341 >>185993112 >>185993696 >>185993770>>185994592 >>185994742 File: 1366254541340.jpg-(3 KB, 124x124, 1364189558850s.jpg) >make a game with absolutely no opening intro, plot, backstory, or anything >start the game, immediately places you in an empty house >you walk around examining things but cant actually really do anything >you can go outside and into the lawn and walk around >most would get disgusted with the game and turn it off >the next time it is turned on, as opposed to only allowing it to be daylight for the first time it is opened, the rest of the game will be in night time, and nothing can change this, no brightness settings will be included in the settings >players will suddenly find out they are given the ability to open things, but only open things >after the first 5 minutes, a small square will appear in the top right corner of the players screen, and it will show an outside view of the house from something elses perspective >the view will slowly approach the house, ever so slightly >the player is given the option to open the curtains and doors to the outside, but doing so will cause the view in the square to speed up immensely while the door/blind is open >the player will be visible from the square screen moving around the house >as the view approached the door, it doesn't open it, and it is out of view from all windows >small white text appears in the center view of the player >'Open the door'

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>>503677519 (OP) I've dated 2 girls i met from mmos. we just happened to live in the same city and met up, and it just clicked so we kept at it. dated one for 6 months the other for 3 years. first one I broke up with cause she kept blowing off our dates, and that just always pisses me off. second girl died of cancer. Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17 20:50 No. 503679183 503679380 hu 1422640493_2816201342.jpg (86 KB, 1920x1080) >>503678250 Sad to hear she passed away anon. Did she at least drop any good loot? Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:22:31 No.503679380 03679775 >>503679863 >>503679936>>503680140 >>503680157 3679584 3679626 03680298>>503680323 03680792 >>503680935 >>503681150 >>503681212 >>503681226 >>503681394>>503681519 03681802503881816 >>503681935 >>503681954 >>503682016 >>503679183 just a ring that lost its all of its enchantment. Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:24:21 No.503679584 e: sko.jpg (6 KB, 250x250) >>503679380 Jesus f--- man

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