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: Anonymous Am I secreting blue stuff? 2.67 MB JPG 06/21/24(Fri)15:27:46 No.31484656 >Read an online story >Have my penguin plushie in front of the phone, pretending that he is reading the story with me >Take a break from the story and look at him >Remember that blue stuff has also been on some white t-shirts I have worned Literally don't know what this blue stuff. I remember seeing on my white t-shirts when I woke up from sleeping on the couch. Is there something wrong with my hand? Is there a natural reason for this? Does it have with to do with sleeping on the couch? Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:30:56 No.31484673 >>31484656 (OP) # Clean your room and you'll find out where it's coming from. Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:30:59 No.31484674 >>31484656 (OP) # Probably ink or something. You are also weird as f---. >>31484680 # Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:32:33 No.31484680 >>31484674 # I haven't use any ink pens in years.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: goonano Homework 05/27/24(Mon)02:09:20 No.77625956 image_2024-05-26_130324421.png 10 KB PNG >family out of town for a few weeks >on workman's comp for injury >get super bored and watch p--- >ffw its been 4 days since they have left and ive done nothing but goon and stay edged >unironically starting to worship p--- >walk around house naked leaking pre everywhere and stroking mindlessly while looking at p--- on my phone whenever im not in my room looking at p--- on my pc >mind genuinely starting to get hazy >want to c-- so bad but i dont bc it feels so good to edge >no coming back now how has your week been?

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Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)11:41:54 No.10976238 LUT what-did-he-do-to-piss-them-off-v0-95vjovhiq26c1.jpg 55 KB JPG >be me >downloaded some sega saturn roms yesterday >there's a cop van staking out my house today i'm done for arent i

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: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 09/26/16(Mon)12:08:04 No.31679831 >be autist >have nothing to do >decide to cast a magic spell because you gotta try every so often in case you DO have those secret anime powers >read 7 is magic number >make text document called 7777777777777777 777777 777777777.txt 77777777 >write a bunch of names while chanting b------- >next day neighbor is found dead AMA

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File: 1687763988027766.jpg (30 KB, 871x653) ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:03:00 No.200313186 >>200313214 >>200313277 >>200314182 >>200314707 >>>200315017 >>200315275 >>200315353 >>200315384 >>200316351 >>200316558 >>200316759 >>200317214 >>200317934 >>200318748 >>200318931 >>200319781 >>200321189 >>200323305 >>200323400 >>200323411 >NOOOOO YOU CAN RUIN TENS OF THOUSANDS OF LIVES WITH HORRIBLY ADDICTIVE DRUGS BUT YOU CAN'T SHOOT THE HECKIN KIDDERINO ON THE DIRTBIKERINO ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:03:58 No.200313214 ►>>200315706 >>200313186 (OP). >Jesse is le moral because he FEELS bad for his atrocities >> Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:39:47 No.200314182 ► File: Frieren.jpg (63 KB, 736x736) >>200313186 (OP) >Season 3: Walt saves Jesses life while Mike and Gus try to kill him >Season 4: Jesse becomes besties with Mike and Gus while wanting Walt dead >> Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:20:26 No.200316817 File: sad face.gif (1.79 MB, 275x275) >>200317004 >I am le sad and le tired of it all Stellar performance. ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:37:56 No.200317214 ►>>200317277 >>200317319 >>200317869 >>200318762 >>200313186 (OP) Breaking Bad was always a goofy live action cartoon for adults. >two face gus >i am le one who knocks >bbbb-bonfire >machine gun in trunk killing nazis >magnets bitch >any scene with le 4d chessmaster gus >it's not le meth >the two assassin brothers

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File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (91 KB, 1280x720) MILLENNIAL WRITING Millenial writing Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:45:23 No.200271103 >>200271147 >>200271151 >>200271249 >>200271307 >>200271312 >>200271319 >>200271363 >>200271372 >>200271434 >>200271437 >>200271534 >>200271620 >>200271628 >>200271765 >>200271876 >>200271896 >>200271910 >>200272054 >>200272242 >>200272276 >>200272279 >>200272854 >>200273110 >>200273386 >>200273467 >>200273680 >>200273695 >>200273834 >>200274107 >>200274383 >>200274412 >>200274450 >>200277233 >>200277243 >>200278484 >>200278553 >>200278637 >>200279872 >>200282270 >>200284007 >>200284142 >>200284187 >>200284453 >>200284889 >character HAS to make a political statement even when it has nothing to do with the plot >mc is left leaning and antag is right leaning >black character can't go 2 seconds without mentioning white people >male nudity good female nudity bad >tradional gender role archetypes bad >villain is a mass murderer psycopath but draws the line at making racist remarks What are some other examples?

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File: lolbert.png (473 KB, 920x900) Another Glorious Day in Ancapistan... Anonymous (ID: XQanuILJ >Be me, libertarian >The year is 2049 >Wake up and chug 3 energy drinks >Go to work for Chinese-owned satanic megacorporation >Get done with 18 hour shift >Try to flag down a CyberTaxi to go home >Its facial recognition Al scans my face and sees I have a low credit score >mfw the Cyber Taxi drives off >f---.png >Can't walk home cuz 600 lbs >Rent a McSlop scooter to ride home for $900/hr >Buy fentanyl and a McBug burger on my way home >Arrive home at my BlackRock pod, only $16,000 a month >J------- to loli p--- while doing fentanyl >Eat McBug burger while catching up on election news >It's a 3 way race between Elon Musk, Larry Fink, and Klaus Schwab >Will probably vote Elon >Boss texts me saying I'm being replaced by a Honduran >Get evicted by BlackRock for not voting for Larry Fink >Spend $200 in McSuicide pod >Kill myself And libertarians wonder why they keep getting 3% every election

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Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)08:30:55 No.17918241 >>17918275 >>17920450 File: fading.jpg (585 KB, 1259x947) >we met in high school >I loved her, she likewise >we went out on dates and laid under the stars and s--- like that >soon she started to get ill >it got worse as time went on, I convinced her to go to the doctor >she was diagnosed with crippling MS >She was in a wheel chair within a year >her parents were dead and she had no siblings either >I stood by her, bathed her, wiped her ass, and cooked for her >we still went out on dates >we could only go to the movies but we still had a good time >I told her I loved her every day >she said she loved me also >4 years of taking care of her go on and I loved her like I did back in high school >we got married at a small church because that's all we could afford. I only got paid for taking care of her and had no other job because I was too busy helping her >5 years of marriage and I'm still in love with her >she starts getting this new treatment and she's getting up off her chair >I took her to therapy every day for 2years >she starts to walk, with a limp but she can walk! >I was so proud of her >she starts walking "almost like normal >I taught her how to drive and she got her license >she leaves for days and I think nothing of it, she was bound for all those years, now she's catching up on sights >she comes home crying >she says she was r---- >I was p----- and sad >she told me not to call the cops >right there is a f----- MASSIVE red flag to me, I'm dumb but not that god damn dumb >the next day she went off again > look at her computer and see she has an Okcupid account >she's f------ other guys, has been since she could walk again >one of them was a guy we both knew in high school that she'd apparently always had a thing for, but couldn't get him >I was devastated, after all these years and this is what it amounts to? >I broke her PC and moved out of state without a word to her >I wasted almost a decade on her and it was all a sham If you want loyalty get a dog, because these bitches have no heart.

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