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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: goonano Homework 05/27/24(Mon)02:09:20 No.77625956 image_2024-05-26_130324421.png 10 KB PNG >family out of town for a few weeks >on workman's comp for injury >get super bored and watch p--- >ffw its been 4 days since they have left and ive done nothing but goon and stay edged >unironically starting to worship p--- >walk around house naked leaking pre everywhere and stroking mindlessly while looking at p--- on my phone whenever im not in my room looking at p--- on my pc >mind genuinely starting to get hazy >want to c-- so bad but i dont bc it feels so good to edge >no coming back now how has your week been?

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Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)11:41:54 No.10976238 LUT what-did-he-do-to-piss-them-off-v0-95vjovhiq26c1.jpg 55 KB JPG >be me >downloaded some sega saturn roms yesterday >there's a cop van staking out my house today i'm done for arent i

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Anon just watched Death Note | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 09/26/16(Mon)12:08:04 No.31679831 >be autist >have nothing to do >decide to cast a magic spell because you gotta try every so often in case you DO have those secret anime powers >read 7 is magic number >make text document called 7777777777777777 777777 777777777.txt 77777777 >write a bunch of names while chanting b------- >next day neighbor is found dead AMA

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Anon Hates Breaking Bad | /r/Greentext

File: 1687763988027766.jpg (30 KB, 871x653) ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:03:00 No.200313186 >>200313214 >>200313277 >>200314182 >>200314707 >>>200315017 >>200315275 >>200315353 >>200315384 >>200316351 >>200316558 >>200316759 >>200317214 >>200317934 >>200318748 >>200318931 >>200319781 >>200321189 >>200323305 >>200323400 >>200323411 >NOOOOO YOU CAN RUIN TENS OF THOUSANDS OF LIVES WITH HORRIBLY ADDICTIVE DRUGS BUT YOU CAN'T SHOOT THE HECKIN KIDDERINO ON THE DIRTBIKERINO ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:03:58 No.200313214 ►>>200315706 >>200313186 (OP). >Jesse is le moral because he FEELS bad for his atrocities >> Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:39:47 No.200314182 ► File: Frieren.jpg (63 KB, 736x736) >>200313186 (OP) >Season 3: Walt saves Jesses life while Mike and Gus try to kill him >Season 4: Jesse becomes besties with Mike and Gus while wanting Walt dead >> Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:20:26 No.200316817 File: sad face.gif (1.79 MB, 275x275) >>200317004 >I am le sad and le tired of it all Stellar performance. ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:37:56 No.200317214 ►>>200317277 >>200317319 >>200317869 >>200318762 >>200313186 (OP) Breaking Bad was always a goofy live action cartoon for adults. >two face gus >i am le one who knocks >bbbb-bonfire >machine gun in trunk killing nazis >magnets bitch >any scene with le 4d chessmaster gus >it's not le meth >the two assassin brothers

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Lol first time seeing an actually funny joke on /tv/ in quite a while | /r/Greentext

4 @DiscussingFilm Netflix will begin selling their own popcorn for $4.49 per bag. POPCORN INDIANA POPCORN INDIANA. NETFLIX NETFLIX Now Popping CULT CLASSIC CHEDDAR KETTLE Now Popping SWOONWORTHY CINNAMON KETTLE wh • 2:37 PM Jun 20, 2024 5.9M Views 611 1.4K FAMILY SIZE! 6.3K FAMILY SIZE! 618 KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:05:31 No.200321943 ►>>200321974 >>200321978>>200321981 >>200321982 >>2003 LITERALLY Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:06:58 No.200321974 >>200321943 (OP) >buy the white cheddar >open it up >it's black >>200321992 >>200322050 >>200322111 >>200322435 >>200322696 >>200322828 >>200323137

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A lot can change in 25 years | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/08/24(Sat) 15:49:59 No. 199908836 183626010.jpg 104 KB JPG >watch televised concert from 25 years ago >everybody is skinny and happy What changed?

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No fun Down Under | /r/Greentext

AL I made a mistake coming to Australia I made a mistake coming to Aus(...) 12 KB JPG >wages are low 06/16/24(Sun)09:24:19 No.471288099 This is not what I expected... >food is blant >lack of culture outside of melbourne >everyone is rude >everyone drinks alcohol >it's too expensive >houses are boring >nightclubs are boring >woman are trash and very self centered >no place for my religion >nothing to do here >tourist destinations are crap >no one makes the effort to learn my culture don't come here, i regret every second of it

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Anon on millenial | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (91 KB, 1280x720) MILLENNIAL WRITING Millenial writing Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:45:23 No.200271103 >>200271147 >>200271151 >>200271249 >>200271307 >>200271312 >>200271319 >>200271363 >>200271372 >>200271434 >>200271437 >>200271534 >>200271620 >>200271628 >>200271765 >>200271876 >>200271896 >>200271910 >>200272054 >>200272242 >>200272276 >>200272279 >>200272854 >>200273110 >>200273386 >>200273467 >>200273680 >>200273695 >>200273834 >>200274107 >>200274383 >>200274412 >>200274450 >>200277233 >>200277243 >>200278484 >>200278553 >>200278637 >>200279872 >>200282270 >>200284007 >>200284142 >>200284187 >>200284453 >>200284889 >character HAS to make a political statement even when it has nothing to do with the plot >mc is left leaning and antag is right leaning >black character can't go 2 seconds without mentioning white people >male nudity good female nudity bad >tradional gender role archetypes bad >villain is a mass murderer psycopath but draws the line at making racist remarks What are some other examples?

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Anon lives in Ancapistan | /r/Greentext

File: lolbert.png (473 KB, 920x900) Another Glorious Day in Ancapistan... Anonymous (ID: XQanuILJ >Be me, libertarian >The year is 2049 >Wake up and chug 3 energy drinks >Go to work for Chinese-owned satanic megacorporation >Get done with 18 hour shift >Try to flag down a CyberTaxi to go home >Its facial recognition Al scans my face and sees I have a low credit score >mfw the Cyber Taxi drives off >f---.png >Can't walk home cuz 600 lbs >Rent a McSlop scooter to ride home for $900/hr >Buy fentanyl and a McBug burger on my way home >Arrive home at my BlackRock pod, only $16,000 a month >J------- to loli p--- while doing fentanyl >Eat McBug burger while catching up on election news >It's a 3 way race between Elon Musk, Larry Fink, and Klaus Schwab >Will probably vote Elon >Boss texts me saying I'm being replaced by a Honduran >Get evicted by BlackRock for not voting for Larry Fink >Spend $200 in McSuicide pod >Kill myself And libertarians wonder why they keep getting 3% every election

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If you want loyalty get a dog, said Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)08:30:55 No.17918241 >>17918275 >>17920450 File: fading.jpg (585 KB, 1259x947) >we met in high school >I loved her, she likewise >we went out on dates and laid under the stars and s--- like that >soon she started to get ill >it got worse as time went on, I convinced her to go to the doctor >she was diagnosed with crippling MS >She was in a wheel chair within a year >her parents were dead and she had no siblings either >I stood by her, bathed her, wiped her ass, and cooked for her >we still went out on dates >we could only go to the movies but we still had a good time >I told her I loved her every day >she said she loved me also >4 years of taking care of her go on and I loved her like I did back in high school >we got married at a small church because that's all we could afford. I only got paid for taking care of her and had no other job because I was too busy helping her >5 years of marriage and I'm still in love with her >she starts getting this new treatment and she's getting up off her chair >I took her to therapy every day for 2years >she starts to walk, with a limp but she can walk! >I was so proud of her >she starts walking "almost like normal >I taught her how to drive and she got her license >she leaves for days and I think nothing of it, she was bound for all those years, now she's catching up on sights >she comes home crying >she says she was r---- >I was p----- and sad >she told me not to call the cops >right there is a f----- MASSIVE red flag to me, I'm dumb but not that god damn dumb >the next day she went off again > look at her computer and see she has an Okcupid account >she's f------ other guys, has been since she could walk again >one of them was a guy we both knew in high school that she'd apparently always had a thing for, but couldn't get him >I was devastated, after all these years and this is what it amounts to? >I broke her PC and moved out of state without a word to her >I wasted almost a decade on her and it was all a sham If you want loyalty get a dog, because these bitches have no heart.

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It’s gaming time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB JPG >30 hour install 12/05/23(Tue)21:36:58 No.75667670 >2025 >GTA6 finally arrives >first ever female protagonist in GTA history >495GB download >oh well >clear every game in your inventory >boot up the game >2 hour update >install >start game >opening scene >you're getting vigorously piped down by the male side character

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Anonymous blackpill refuted Surial 8856-2018 00.142.21-0 NOSS 2854 Co 05/27/24(Mon)01:56:44 No.77625839 700 S blackpill refuted >no jawline >no chin IMG_20240526_145522_157.jpg >average to ugly looking 40 KB JPG >literally the best driver in the world >married to a 9/10 blackpillsisters... when are we gonna stop losing?

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