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Anonymous >>199628 06/01/24(Sat) 11:44:25 No. 199634 >would you allow you're gf to go to bjj classes knowing what you know about how men behave? No Women doing martial arts is cope and cringe

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS) + 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?

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/fit/izen tries nofap straight to ED | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/11/24(Tue)08:51:06 No.74471654 >nofap for 10 days now Testosterone Production with Age >hasn't even been that difficult >not one erection this entire time Am I cooked bros? Not even 30 yet 92 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)08:52:19 No.74471658 Nofap is a cult, and you fell for their indoctrination. Enjoy your ed. 74471CC I 74171771 #L

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Science and religion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)00:56:21 No.16731645 imgflip.com € 9 Э loyl.jpg 22 KB JPG >Ask an atheist to explain what they think or believe >They ignore the question and start ranting about Christianity It's so tiresome talking to these people. Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)00:58:07 No.16731653 >>16731645 (OP) # >Ask a Christian if they believe snakes can talk >They ignore the question and start ranting about trannies and dinosaurs >>16731658 # >>16731678 # >>16731727 # >>16732157 # >>16732707 # >>16732839 # >>16736999 # >>16740016 #

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Anon tries flirting | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)16:10:04 No.77830130 I approached a girl today 64 KB JPG >at gym >See cute girl I've seen for a while doing some leg extensions >Go into locker room and get changed into gym clothes >Start doing pull ups on pull up bar >She comes over and starts doing curls next to me with 4kg dumbbells >I do a couple sets >I look over >She looks at me and smiles >I think I may as well practice my social skills >I say "hey, what's your name" >She tells me her name and we start talking >We have a bit of banter and she literally did the zoomer "Light skin stare" with her finger in an L shape on her chin and said "I like your tattoos" >I say thanks and we talk some more >She then asks me if I do Coke >I say no >She giggles and say she does coke on the weekends but she "LOVES WEED, that's my go to" >I immediately don't want to talk to her anymore >Say some s--- like "yeah I gotta go and train some triceps, I'll see you around" Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. But didn't feel good to know that the cute girl I've been crushing for a while is a druggie.

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Master debator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 103 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)13:59:04 No.919880769 be me >Having a debate at school >Bring up tiktok videos of people that share some of my opponent's views in which they poorly defend them >"I haven't heard of this so that's a conspiracy" >" people that share this view said contradictory things 15 years ago" >Large generalization about entire populations >"No u" >1st place

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pic unrelated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Y8aZBVFI)! 12/01/15(Tue)01:59:52 No.57165901 > be me > politician > acquired considerable popularity by promising economic reforms for the average worker > elected in 1933, in power for 12 years > kidnap citizens and send them to internment camps > completely take over the country's economy > increase government spending to unprecedented levels > military spending reaches 35% of GDP > warmonger a lot, bring country into WWII for no reason > be Franklin Delano Roosevelt > pic unrelated.jpg

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Anon is a chinese beraucrat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue) 08:28:56 No.850295538 > be me > learning about Qing dynasty in history > actually pretty cool, some interesting battles >get to conflict in Beijing > learning about how Zicheng rebels attacked Tiananmen Gate > "most of the more brutal fighting took place in Tiananmen Square" >girl in back puts up her hand > "what happened in Tiananmen Square?" > me and my teacher say "nothing" at the same time > ofw

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Anon discovers a new category of porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous door 334 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)21:55:23 No.77803639 >bored at home >find big folder of oldtime dvds >my dads old movie collections >lots of blank discs >curious >put some in pc to watch >its cellphone video of a door >moaning coming from behind >think i found my dads secret p--- stash >pull out my c--- and start beating >moaning gets louder >door opens in video >recognize woman moaning >its my mum >and its not a sex tape >she is in labor, about to give birth to me >mfw Immediately lose erection and its been impossible to get hard since. The baby version of me has made present-day me impotent. I dont know who to blame for this.

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Stop overthinking Anon, she just want some free grub | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20 G 06/08/24(Sat) 13:34:57 No.77760418 >been f------ the same prostitute repeatedly for like 4 months >she told me today that if I took her out to dinner then I wouldn't have to pay for sex >told her that it isn't free if I'm paying for dinner and I'd rather skip the work and just f--- her >she was left speechless and said I was right and to forget about it >next day realize she was probably implying that she wants to go on a date with me am I reading too much into it or does she like me? 57 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Femanon hikes alone | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies Anonymous >be me 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. >hiking alone with my dog View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

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Anon is not a fan of video essays | /r/Greentext

ile: 16158969615760.jpg (119 KB, 1080x655) Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)21:51:02 No.1 >Why you should watch >Why >How >The art of is a cinematic masterpiece defined a genre >Why sound is important In structural analysis >Hegelian philosophy in "anime title^ > >Why character is misunderstood >The importance of sexuality in >How gets away with being terrible >In defence of >The terrifying reality of >This ad is sponsored by >Subscribe to my patreon >How subverts expectations >The hidden genius of >How pushes boundaries >How scares us

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Anon is being punished | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My nightmares are getting a bi(...) 291 KB JPG 06/14/24(Fri)04:01:22 No.77825545 >Been having nightmares for the past week due to reasons >at first it is just normal scares. Killers, monsters, gore and s--- >but the dreams slowly grew more and more personal and attacks my personal fears and insecurities >started having dreams of actual personal heavy fears like getting my prestigous college application declined, cucked by my childhood opp or my old parents dying >actually feel like someone is masterfully setting up these dreams so I would get as uncomfortable as possible How could I get normal nightmares? I dont mind creepy nurses at this point but it is heart wrecking to see my late grandpa with lung cancer getting recreated and say he hated me all along

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