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ile: 16158969615760.jpg (119 KB, 1080x655) Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)21:51:02 No.1 >Why you should watch >Why >How >The art of is a cinematic masterpiece defined a genre >Why sound is important In structural analysis >Hegelian philosophy in "anime title^ > >Why character is misunderstood >The importance of sexuality in >How gets away with being terrible >In defence of >The terrifying reality of >This ad is sponsored by >Subscribe to my patreon >How subverts expectations >The hidden genius of >How pushes boundaries >How scares us

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous My nightmares are getting a bi(...) 291 KB JPG 06/14/24(Fri)04:01:22 No.77825545 >Been having nightmares for the past week due to reasons >at first it is just normal scares. Killers, monsters, gore and s--- >but the dreams slowly grew more and more personal and attacks my personal fears and insecurities >started having dreams of actual personal heavy fears like getting my prestigous college application declined, cucked by my childhood opp or my old parents dying >actually feel like someone is masterfully setting up these dreams so I would get as uncomfortable as possible How could I get normal nightmares? I dont mind creepy nurses at this point but it is heart wrecking to see my late grandpa with lung cancer getting recreated and say he hated me all along

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Anonymous 212 KB PNG >iwillnotbetempted.jpg >be me >25yo neet 06/14/24(Fri)04:22:38 No.77825725 >wake up at 2pm >forgot what day it is >dont care >grab bag of chips for breakfast >sit down at computer >discord message from friend >"dude you still coming to my wedding?" >forgot he was getting married >tell him my internet is out >he buys it >back to gaming >mom comes in >"you need to get a job" >ohshit.gif >tell her I'm looking >been "looking" for 5 years >can tell shes not buying it anymore >doesnt matter, she still accepts it and leaves >order pizza for dinner >pay the delivery guy with mom's change jar >another day in paradise i don't know why anyone pretends being a wagie is better than this

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: Anonymous 101 KB JPG 06/14/24(Fri)07:11:41 No.77826993 >get a few eye floaters >start to have semi normal twitches all over my body >vision gets a little worse >gets afterimages, all sorts of visual disturbances >think i have a brain tumor, MS, im scared to death >go to doctor >"yeah we just think you do too many drugs" am i cooked?

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Anon contributes to society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)05:48:54 No.77826433 >neet for 6 years >get first job >just go to work, come back and sleep >next day wakeup and repeat. It's over. 66 KB PNG

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File: 1261349632.jpg-(400 KB, 1067x1600) Anonymous 12/20/09(Sun)17:53 No.7211165 [Reply] ITT: Girls who look like they are going to explode out of their clothing any second. AnOnYmOuS 12/20/09(Sun)17:57 No.7211200 File1261349852.jpg-(154 KB, 520x725) >> Anonymous 12/20/09(Sun)18:38 No.7211527 Bump! >> Anonymous 12/20/09(Sun)18:42 No.7211550 File1261352520.jpg-(71 KB, 409x319)

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Anonymous (ID: aiZZFoXd 06/09/24(Sun)21:15:22 No.470661104 >steal from the rich >give to the poor Find a flaw robin-hood.jpg 109 KB JPG

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Anonymous PORTRAITAI.COM 47 KB JPG 05/30/20(Sat)07:27:40 No.58406259 >friend gets gf and basically stops hanging out with me >when we do hang out she's always there and I'm a third wheel >eventually pick up new hobbies and make new friends because f--- that noise >they break up after a year and he starts asking to hang out again >gets mad when I refuse every time because I have better things to do F--- off simp.

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File:1289007277.png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) *Still p----- off, cant even see straight *Keep punching her as hard as I can Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 *Girl ive been crushing on for years *Shorter than me, adorable in every way *We have sex regularly *Be together for many years *Trust her unconditionally *One day, she sits me down for a talk Has a sad look on her face *She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back *She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive *We've had sex at least 4 times after *She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me *Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage Punch her in the face as hard as I can *She falls down *Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood *Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch *Keep punching *Leave, her parents come home after Fast forward a few weeks *She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere *She told her parents a robber came in and did this ⚫ She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad Suddenly feel terrible inside *Go to apologize three weeks later *Ask her sister where she is *Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma *Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late Get to her room *Open the door Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No.285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you.

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Anon buys a Vtuber Voice pack | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.86 MB PNG 06/13/24(Thu)06:06:59 No.78037469 >buy the kronii voice pack that's part of the big wedding set >instead of lovey dovey stuff it's her complaining about how many drinks I have >she says that I can't have more than three this time because getting drunk would be embarrassing >tells me not to bring up when she was drunk because "that was different" >she starts complaining about the way my suit looks >she preempts everything I say as if it will be a direct insult to her I don't like this voicepack very much...

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Anon has daddy issues | /r/Greentext

. 1h (06/13/24 16:05) · 77823601 · 12 Re · 0 Img JPG 20KB (338 x 331) jljlkjlkjlkj.jpg 8 Replies O Am I evil? >Dad has massive heart attack right in front of me. >Literally save his life by CPR and calling 911. >Still ends up in ICU, may die. >He doesn't deserve to die. He is a good father and deserves to enjoy his retirement. >But if he dies, I will get an inheritance of 1-1.25 million. I currently have a barely positive net worth and live with my mother in my early 30s. >There is no question that, because of the inheritance, him dying will result in a greater net benefit to me then him living. We had a good relationship but weren't super close or anything. >(for the record, I would absolutely no question save him again via CPR/911 if it happened again) >but still, as he lies in the ICU, I find I am secretly wishing for him to die >mfw

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But I thought he was only from our imagination? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 264 KB JPG 04/29/20(Wed)23:12:10 No.24839350 >>24836558 (OP) # This is an odd tale >be me, 8 years old at the time >wake up at 6am for reasons >decide to go to the kitchen and drink some milk >i leave my mom's room (I was still sleeping with mommy) >i enter the hallway and I see "it” >I see Barney the dinosaur across the hallway standing in the dinning room >he greeted me waving his hand at me >I stood there petrified in fear for a few seconds >somehow I "overcome" the fear and manage to go back to my mom's room >I hide under the sheets next to my sleeping mom >I spent the time there thinking about what I saw there No one Believe me and I still fearing that guy till this day

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anon envisions the future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 06/13/24(Thu)16:59:50 No.919837412 >your wife who is a beaked flesh cone that is half buried in the ground beckons you over >"babe it's mating time, time to crawl into my vagina tube!" >as the beta simp cuck male who is a quarter the size of the female, you are only capable of giving one response >"yes honey" this is the future liberals want

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