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![File: current-state-of-both-ser(...).jpg (48 KB, 640x464) Assult type: R---. What should you do when you molested a god? Anonymous 06/12/24(Wed) 06:04:03 No.77806564 [Reply] >had a long series of connected half lucid dreams in recent nights >an epic saga of me exploring a bizarre world with my buddies >ends with me in a beach being surrounded by blonde cuties and bikinis and slurping expensive cocktails after I won in the universal fighting competition >while enjoying myself and teasing my bitches, suddenly saw an unfamilar, out of place figure >a tired woman with a bowl cut wearing office attires suddenly approached me >started whining about how my long series of dreams had made her working restless for the past week >before going full meta and criticizing about my actions in my dream, said they are like super pervy and degenerate even in dream standards >dream me was still super horny and didnt listened to her at all >However, what I noticed is that she has some good, plumpy breasts >started playing with them with my hands midway through her blabbering >she saw that, suddenly got super angry, and said with a stern tone, 'THATS IT.' >suddenly the blondes around me are crude inflatable sex dolls >suddenly I am no longer at the beach >suddenly I am falling down a hole with the sex dolls >woke up after I hit the bottom in super pain >in the nights after I had a series of super f----- up dreams ranked from getting repeatedly eaten by zombies, getting unbirthed by my mother or getting chased by a r----- >Literally started to become insomniac because the dreams are f----- up I think I just groped the sand(wo) man or hypnos and invoked her wrath......what should I do to make her happy again? I dont want to have f----- up dreams anymore and shes kinda a cutie whose my type in hindsight](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/837/073/b29.jpeg "Anon cups a feel | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG_2297.jpg (342 KB, 1777x1236) Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)15:04:53 No.77801158 [Reply] ► >this is what a 40 year old man looks like in the modern day Showing all replies. Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)15:54:49 No.77801653 File: Screenshot 2024-06-11 at (...).png (1.05 MB, 896x1148) i've never met a 40 year old that looks like this where do you live?? mr.cap](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/836/570/f8c.png "Vinny Vinesauce | /r/Greentext")
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