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File: current-state-of-both-ser(...).jpg (48 KB, 640x464) Assult type: R---. What should you do when you molested a god? Anonymous 06/12/24(Wed) 06:04:03 No.77806564 [Reply] >had a long series of connected half lucid dreams in recent nights >an epic saga of me exploring a bizarre world with my buddies >ends with me in a beach being surrounded by blonde cuties and bikinis and slurping expensive cocktails after I won in the universal fighting competition >while enjoying myself and teasing my bitches, suddenly saw an unfamilar, out of place figure >a tired woman with a bowl cut wearing office attires suddenly approached me >started whining about how my long series of dreams had made her working restless for the past week >before going full meta and criticizing about my actions in my dream, said they are like super pervy and degenerate even in dream standards >dream me was still super horny and didnt listened to her at all >However, what I noticed is that she has some good, plumpy breasts >started playing with them with my hands midway through her blabbering >she saw that, suddenly got super angry, and said with a stern tone, 'THATS IT.' >suddenly the blondes around me are crude inflatable sex dolls >suddenly I am no longer at the beach >suddenly I am falling down a hole with the sex dolls >woke up after I hit the bottom in super pain >in the nights after I had a series of super f----- up dreams ranked from getting repeatedly eaten by zombies, getting unbirthed by my mother or getting chased by a r----- >Literally started to become insomniac because the dreams are f----- up I think I just groped the sand(wo) man or hypnos and invoked her wrath......what should I do to make her happy again? I dont want to have f----- up dreams anymore and shes kinda a cutie whose my type in hindsight

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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