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Anonymous 06/07/24(Fri)22:01:44 No.77625331 hololive STAGE World Tour 24 New York Jakarta Singapore Atlanta Kuala Lumpur More information to be announced. >world tour >no Europe >no flyover states >no LATAM 1717811924562914.png 1.97 MB PNG © 2016 COVER Corp +

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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The last line of defence | /r/Greentext

File: Cat and dog.png (167 KB, 296x300) >They arrest the guy Anonymous (ID: w7iklM6K) 08/06/14(Wed)13:25:02 No.560918306 >Be living with myself and my two pets, a cat and a dog >Dog barks at everything and cat never gives a f--- about anything or anyone >Be asleep >Hear my dog barking >notagain.jpeg >He shuts up after 30 seconds >I try to fall asleep again >After two minutes my dog start barking again like crazy >I go down to tell him to shut up >When I get down there is a freaking burglar on the bookshelf >Ski mask and all >On the floor lies a gun >Beneath bookshelf is my dog barking and jumping up after him >On the couch sits my cat looking like he found my tuna stash >I call the police > I give my dog a sausage for being a good guard dog >A couple of days later a guy calls from the station >During the interrogation the burglar admitted that he broke into my house, kicked my cat and lured my dog into a closet >My dog jumped him two minutes later >The burglar didn't know my dog can open doors >He can't >My cat being "f--- everyone else"-king of the house can though >Taught himself so he can come and go as he please >My cat must had become p----- and released my dog so he could attack the burglar >MFW my cat is a d--- >MFW I added animal cruelty to the charges

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Anon is Italian | /r/Greentext

650x813, sads.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427 Replies: >>435971345 >>435971635 >>435971949 >>435972123 >>435972254 >>435972291 >>435972559 >>435972704 >>435973158 >>435973159 >>435973326 >>435973549 >>435973950 >>435974179 >>435974538 >>435974676 >>435975137 >>435975236 >>435975307 >>435975408 >>435975448 >>435975862 >>435975875 >>435975909 >>435975973 >gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways >one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird f------ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights >w-- it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period >i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering >ohshitohshitohshitohshit >i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh s---, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says >"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE F--- NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw

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Imagine a world where anon imagines being successful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/08/24(Sat)00:55:07 No.77760580 >imagine their wor the s------ >pop a massive erection Every time. Lots of ppl do this right?

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What was the thought process here? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CYWRJ8ml) → 06/07/24(Fri)18:32:42 No.470481166 54 KB JPG ALEX JONES >spreads lies about the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre >gets sued by them >loses >"I'M BEING PERSECUTED!" What the f--- is his problem?

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anon dominates nature | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 06/08/24(Sat)00:55:07 No.77760580 ► >see anthill >stomp it hard >warrior ants deployed en masse >massacre their army >imagine the terror of the s------ and worker ants in the city below >their world literally collapsing before their eyes >pop a massive erection Every time. Lots of ppl do this right?

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Headlights in The Darkness | /r/Greentext

Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: XjNb3i70) Dashcam Videos Settings Mobile Home 06/05/24(Wed)17:24:29 No.20467707 UK Dashcams 520 KB PNG [Not original Picrel] >Gets minorly inconvenienced by other driver >Unleashes unfathomable rage USA Dashcams >Car pulls out 1 mile ahead of cammer on rural road >Still crashes Russian Dashcams >Car explodes due to lack maintenance >Truck crashes into it at 60mph; also explodes >Asteroid hits the intersection >Nobody notices >0 deaths Chinese dashcams >Drives >45 people get crushed

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Where DID he go wrong? | /r/Greentext

/qa/ Anonymous 25 KB JPG > mid race .exe 09/17/20(Thu)00:20:35 No.3471277 > be me > weeb > got paired with the big buff sports guy in P.E > have to compete against him in a race > all girls cheering for him > do the naruto run > somehow it works, I win > girls still won't cheer for me cheer me up bros I need some animu to help me forget where did I go wrong

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Making the best out of your situation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 90 KB PNG minor bs 01/21/21(Thu)18:34:19 No.61966906 >All the teachers at school called me weird >Wrote nasty reports about my "poor behavior" >Sent bitchy letters to my parents and my GP >Tried to get me suspended for >20 years later >I'm quoting directly from their letters in my disabilitybux application form as evidence to support my claim

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Anon is NEETing too hard | /r/Greentext

1h (06/07/24 13:26) 77755739 - 18 Re - 1 Img JPG 81KB (828 × 828) 1712448877227452.jpg 8 Replies 1.5 years as a NEET >spend 8+ hours a day playing souls games, shmups or battle royale >lower back always tense because I just sit 24/7 >fapped so much I ran out of p--- >don't go outside because I started to hate the sun >don't turn on the overhead light in my room anymore >skin is super dry and pale >feel like i'm aging faster but too apathetic to do anything about it >highlight of the day is drinking coffee and sleeping >too poor to do literally anything Yep 00

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Anon tries to sex | /r/Greentext

Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous expect anything appointed 63 KB JPG ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/07/24(Fri)01:53:37 No.31400453 >try to have sex with gf >she says she's tired >okay, get up to go to the bathroom >she asks where I'm going >"to j-------" >gets extremely p----- for some reason >"are you f------ serious?" >what? >rolls over and starts ignoring me >whatever, go j------- >come back and she's gone >apparently she got dressed and left So should I just dump this bitch? 88 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>31400453 (OP) # View Thread 06/07/24(Fri)16:48:20 No.31404309 Girl just wanted to cuddle but forgot she was dating an ape lmfao

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Anon philosophizes about American burgers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Bagel Calorie difference: 210 calories Cheeseburger Cate difference 257 calories 3-inch diameter 6-inch m 140 calones 500 catines 360 calones French Fries Calcite difference 155 calories Calorie difference 400 calories Soda 6.5 ounces 20 ounces 35 calories 250 calones 2.4 ounces 210 calories 6.9 ounces 610 calories 43 KB JPG 06/06/24(Thu)18:35:35 No.74439132 >Evropean >go to America >order a 'regular' hamburger at a recommended restaurant >$12 for a burger? Kind of ridiculous >a monstrous double cheeseburger with a bucket of fries arrives on my table >loaded with cheese, ketchup, mustard, "burger sauce", lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, sandwiched between two gigantic sesame seed buns >basically impossible to bite into >eat like a quarter of it, box it up and f--- off >feel bloated and have to lay down in my hotel later >go to another burger restaurant >order the kid's meal >the fat cashier sniggers at me >"Order 43, kids meal with fries!" >walk amidst the crowd of lardasses with s----eating grins >it's a patty with cheese, ketchup, mustard, no vegetables (great for kids huh?), and a large loaf of bread >it's still f------ bigger than large hamburgers in Europe What a supremely F----- up country.

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Anon was a terrorist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 123 KB JPG every day 09/27/22(Tue)14:20:14 No.886353261 >be me, Afghan chad >go to America because there is so much opportunity and advanced society >excited for career opportunities >look around >drunks kill thousands in accidents >druggies want more drugs >women are walking p---- magazines >men watch their sisters and daughters used for wetting d---- and left >"it's just today's dating culture" >media exploits primitive instincts like sex, using women in the name of women empowerment >social media is half p--- but "p--- IS gOoD for HeAlTh❞ >everyone is in a manic race to make more money >no sense of family, dignity, self respect I' going back. Not going to lose basic human values for more money. Afghanistan is a s------- but at least I had a family back home.

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