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Anon is seething over stolen content | /r/Greentext
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![994KiB, 769x1024, 1571075334901.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 止 Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 20:20:55 No.58570640 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>58571346 >>58571358 >>58571378 >>58571390 >be me >2 days ago [7/2/7] >find a high school former friend and go have a beer with him >talk to him for 5 minutes >he's unironically a retard >he keeps saying weird s--- and constantly says "yabowza" for some goddamn reason >say I need to go to the bathroom, leave and block him on all social media Wow my high school friends were retards. No wonder I'm such a worthless s--- if the kind of people I hang out with were like that during my formative years. I guess noticing what kind of scum they are means I have outgrown them as people at least... He was also a fat disgusting ugly p------------ and I remember he has always looked like that. S--- maybe I was that retarded and unatractive during hs, who knows. View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1533164916792.gif, 2MiB, 303x277 Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:21:20 No.58571316 YABOWZAA! Report Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:25:11 No.58571355 Report He sounds based and yabowzapilled. Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:25:30 No.58571358 Report >>58570640 >>and constantly says "yabowza" for some goddamn reason but anon that's like mad cool](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/823/337/a17.png "YABOWZA⠀⠀⠀ | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)12:44 No.4380985 [♥]>>4380988 >>4380996 >>4381036 >>4381251 >>4381354 >>4381749 PB220120.jpg (169 KB, 1000x750) google iqdb Posted this a long time ago, but here goes: I had a can of condensed milk, and didn't know what to do with it. I read a recipe online that said if I boil the sealed can carefully I can turn it into caramel. I thought it was true. Now, what happened was I was fairly tired from drinking the previous night, and decided to go upstairs to lie down and close my eyes while I waited for the can to cook. I ended up sleeping for 5 hours while the can sat in a pot of water on the stove. My roommate knocks on my door and informs me, laughing, that I need to see the kitchen. I forgot completely what I was doing in there, until I walk in and see this. Apparently the superheated can had ruptured with enough force to propell the pot straight up into the ceiling and punch a circular hole, before crashing down and smashing the electric top, while s------- burnt milk everywhere. I had to buy a new stove. Miraculously, the landlord was just happy I replaced the thing and fixed the drywall.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/823/236/770.jpeg "Anon destroyed the kitchen | /r/Greentext")
