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Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)06:56:44 No.199415111 Girls 4-6x 3 5 >get locked in a store for an entire night with this girl until morning until they open up Realistically what would you do in this situation? >>199415111 (OP) # Hold hands and kiss >>199415111 (OP) # She's jewish so I'd kill her. Switch around price tags all night.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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YABOWZA⠀⠀⠀ | /r/Greentext

994KiB, 769x1024, 1571075334901.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 止 Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 20:20:55 No.58570640 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>58571346 >>58571358 >>58571378 >>58571390 >be me >2 days ago [7/2/7] >find a high school former friend and go have a beer with him >talk to him for 5 minutes >he's unironically a retard >he keeps saying weird s--- and constantly says "yabowza" for some goddamn reason >say I need to go to the bathroom, leave and block him on all social media Wow my high school friends were retards. No wonder I'm such a worthless s--- if the kind of people I hang out with were like that during my formative years. I guess noticing what kind of scum they are means I have outgrown them as people at least... He was also a fat disgusting ugly p------------ and I remember he has always looked like that. S--- maybe I was that retarded and unatractive during hs, who knows. View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1533164916792.gif, 2MiB, 303x277 Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:21:20 No.58571316 YABOWZAA! Report Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:25:11 No.58571355 Report He sounds based and yabowzapilled. Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:25:30 No.58571358 Report >>58570640 >>and constantly says "yabowza" for some goddamn reason but anon that's like mad cool

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Anon destroyed the kitchen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)12:44 No.4380985 [♥]>>4380988 >>4380996 >>4381036 >>4381251 >>4381354 >>4381749 PB220120.jpg (169 KB, 1000x750) google iqdb Posted this a long time ago, but here goes: I had a can of condensed milk, and didn't know what to do with it. I read a recipe online that said if I boil the sealed can carefully I can turn it into caramel. I thought it was true. Now, what happened was I was fairly tired from drinking the previous night, and decided to go upstairs to lie down and close my eyes while I waited for the can to cook. I ended up sleeping for 5 hours while the can sat in a pot of water on the stove. My roommate knocks on my door and informs me, laughing, that I need to see the kitchen. I forgot completely what I was doing in there, until I walk in and see this. Apparently the superheated can had ruptured with enough force to propell the pot straight up into the ceiling and punch a circular hole, before crashing down and smashing the electric top, while s------- burnt milk everywhere. I had to buy a new stove. Miraculously, the landlord was just happy I replaced the thing and fixed the drywall.

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Anon likes USSR | /r/Greentext

2 >not motivated by profits USSR Anonymous (ID: ghyE10/K | 05/23/24(Thu) >no drugs >no degenerate western music >no p--- >no unemployment >industry stays in home country >no imigration in or our >imposed russian culture on minorities >fought wallstreet globalism all across the world >the half of europe it controled is the uncucked one >no religion >quotas against jews >stalin killed more jews than hitler >propaganda of sports and healthy life amongst population >no fast food, you eat food like our ancetors did: meat, bread, potatos, vegetables, chease, fruits >no banks, rent or loans >no (((free market))) >no consumerism >space >no big pharma, feel sick? Drink hot tea with lemon and honey. >hated by such f------ as regan, bolton and kissinger Why do we hate the USSR again?

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The Prolapse Plane | /r/Greentext

File: North American_A-5A_Vigil(...).png (113 KB, 1315x494) Internal bomb bay of the North American A3J-1/A-5A Vigilante internal bomb bay "stores train" Mk 28 nuclear weapon disposable fuel tanks tail cone ☐ Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)10:49:15 No.61683796 ►>>61683818>>61683829 >>61684216 >>61684261 >>61684662 >>61684679 >>61684707 >>61686158 >>61687166 >>61692016 >>61692028 >*huff huff huff* HNNNNGG OPEN WIDE HERE IT COMES IVAN >*plop* ☐ Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)11:48:31 No.61684216 ►>>61692032 >>61683796 (OP) The bad part? Those used to occasionally s--- the fuel cells on a cat launch, meaning the plane went off the end, and the fuel tank flopped out on the deck. ☐ Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)13:25:30 No.61684707 ▶ >>61684755 >>61686159 >>61687159 File: 20160217_040355000_iOS.jpg (8 KB, 250x200) >>61683796 (OP) >Gets stuck halfway out >Pilot has to rapidly oscillate in pitch to shake it out like a turd being shaken out of a pant leg ☐ Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)13:33:13 No.61684755 ► >>61684707 >try to drop nuke >gets stuck >Soviet interceptors/SAMs locking on >panic.exe >begin broadcasting on all channels >Can't drop it, can't drop it, this s---'s stuck! OUTTA MY WAY RED, NUKE'S STUCK, NUKE STUCK! PLEASE, I BEG YOU, WE'RE DEAD Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)23:15:09 No.61687159 >>61687411 >>61684707 >get the poop knife

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Anon's grandfather if operation downfall happened | /r/Greentext

Operation Downfall 212 KB JPG >alternate timeline, 1945 >manhattan project is an absolute shitfest >the US has no choice but to invade Japan >youre a soldier in the pacific theatre just wanting to go home >you take your last ice cream cone from the marines >operation downfall begins and youre sent to the island of kyushu >you see hundreds of thousands of your friends die at the hands of some j-- n------ who have nothing to lose >excruciating pain to take the island >j--- everywhere, on the mountains, in bunkers, underground >you start to wonder whats even the point of this war anymore >extreme PTSD from guerrila war >a million more men land in tokyo and experience your same trauma >after a year of bloodbath, japan is finally occupied >now a vet, on your way home, this f------ marine: >"Here's another ice cream cone!!" >mfw i had to see j--- popping out from everywhere killing my friends and all i get is this ice cream cone

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Ngl made me kek | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)02:25:13 No.197631354 >She is so mid she went on a solo trip to India and didn't get r----

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Tfw we are in the Gacha Cartel timeline | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GACHA CARTEL 145 KB PNG 05/22/24(Wed) 22:57:09 No.677244780 >The Shanghai game devs held a meeting about gacha games. There's an audio recording leaked. >Most well known Chinese gacha game companies are from Shanghai (Mica, Hypergryph, Mihoyo, Kuro, Manjuu...) >TLDR: >Arrogance, unlimited confidence in their own work >Full of contempt for the playerbase >Fear the rise of Snowbreak >Unsure about Promilia, they are afraid it will go the waifu pandering route >Audio recording here (3 hours): >https://mega.nz/folder/NSs3jTSA#Ys gZ9qrUzMAiPE1WHFpnmw >Transcript translated to English: >https://files.catbox.moe/y5b82d.zip 3 >Fear the rise of Snowbreak

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Anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)22:39:49 No.918760571 I have $328,000 in credit card debt. What should I do about it? 29 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)22:40:26 No.918760591 05/22/24(Wed)22:44:15 No.918760722 Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)22:44:15 No.918760723 >>918760571 (OP) # Can you pump your debt up further? Get it large enough and it's no longer a "you" problem, but a "them" problem.

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Anon's shitty revelation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 143 KB JPG 05/22/24(Wed)14:06:33 No.918724178 >need to poop >go to the bathroom >push >only a thick, clear mucus like substance comes out >no poop at all, just lots and lots of crystal clear goo >there's a lot of it, like at least a cup >doesn't smell like anything >doesn't taste like anything >toilet paper disintegrates in my hand as I saturate it in butt snot >didn't take any pictures but it looks like pic related except less milky and in much, much larger amounts >haven't consumed anything out of the ordinary or done anything different >I feel totally fine otherwise medbros...help? am I gonna die? is it ass cancer? this is the most terrifying moment of my life 12 Replies 2 Images Anonymous >>918724178 (OP) # >self lubricating bussy View Thread 05/22/24(Wed)15:00:44 No.918725286 Congrats OP you're a woman now Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)15:04:52 No.918725372 Always comes with diarrhea, never had just straight butt mucous come out like that. Anonymous 102 KB JPG 05/22/24(Wed) 15:11:21 No.918725479 >>918724178 (OP) # >doesn't taste like anything

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A life well spent | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ta 528 KB PNG 11/28/21(Sun)13:19:42 No.66334804 >wake up at 4am >shitpost wildly >close all threads, never reply >go to the gym just another day being Chad

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Anon realizes where his tomboy fetish began | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 258 KB PNG 05/22/24(Wed)18:33:43 No.143755682 >be me >one day my sister points out that I have an oddly specific "type" >she says I'm in to raven haired tomboys with raspy voices >think about it and realize she's absolutely correct >for years, no idea where this taste in women came from because I never knew a girl like that IRL >buddy is on a cartoon binge yesterday >he's watching recess >unlock long forgotten memories from childhood of watching this show >Spinelli comes on screen >I hear her speak >"Oh my f------ god..." I mutter, the realization hitting me like a mac truck dropped over a cliff Bros... I'd been hit by the god damn tomboy propaganda before I even realized there was a term for it. Because of this f------ cartoon that I couldn't even remember watching until I was reminded of it, I can now only get off to a type of girl that no longer exists in the year of our lord 2024. How do I cope with this?

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Knights of the Coffee Table | /r/Greentext

▼Settings Mobile Home 05/22/24(Wed)20:43:44 No.77585987 Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous KKK destroyed r/Tattoo Designs 11 hr. ago 5 years later, still my favorite tattoo in the world 13K upvotes -214 comments 372 KB PNG >Hey fellow redditors >I masturbate with a dead klansman on my hand >Now give me 13k updoots

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