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99 KB JPG >Be me >Out on a walk with my BF >We're going steady and I think I might want to marry him >Notice just one little thing >He's not on the car side of the sidewalk >Start feeling nervous, unsafe >"Alright Nona if you're gonna marry this guy you'd better be sure he's for real" >Think up a way to test him >Get an idea >Run out into the traffic as fast as I can, looking backward to see his reaction >Not only does he not immediately react and dart after me to grab be, he actually just stands there and says "Nona what the f--- are you doing!?" >Car comes to a screeching halt, the car behind that car rear ends it >Like a full three seconds later, the scrote walks after me (walks, doesn't run!) >Starts berating me about embarrassing him in public >Walks over to the guy who almost hit me, apologizes profusely, saying "I don't know what got into her." >Offers to pay for the damage >After he's through with kissing my attacker's ass he tells me I need to see a psychiatrist or else the relationship is over Moids, explain yourselves.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 00:17:15 No.77055714 View Quoted By: >>77055786 >>77055804 >>77055840 >>77055935 >>77055949 >>77055969 >>77056009 >>77056046 >>77056053 >>77056082 >>77056313 >>77056624 >>77057524 >>77057556 >>77058386 >>77060044 >>77060194 >>77061266 >be me >29yo former neet >finally got a decent job >moved into my own apartment >still no real friends but coworkers are alright >all my life seen movies and tv shows where girls wear the guy's shirt the morning after they f--- >always thought it was hot as hell >never thought i'd get to see a girl in my shirt >go out drinking after work on friday >meet petite qt at bar and hit it off talking about twin peaks >she's like 5 foot tall and so delicate and graceful >she comes back to my place >we f--- >wake up next morning in empty bed >smell coffee and bacon >get up and go to kitchen >"thought i'd make us some breakfast, anon, hope you don't mind" >SHE'S WEARING MY WORK SHIRT FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE >pic isn't her but is as close as i could find >looks so f------ beautiful and feminine >i literally have to hold back tears of happiness >she was here all weekend and just went home >gonna go on a date with her on friday dreams come true, robots, don't give up

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