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Anonymous I must CORRECT you! JPG | 156.44 KB Wednesday 2024-05-01 09:14:21 5 hours ago 77333518 >casually and calmly talking to my mom and sister about something >nothing angry, just calm >brain just blanks for a min >punch a massive hole into the wall >walk up to my mother and scream at her face that she is a f------ bitch and that I am going to kill her >calmly wish them a good night and go to sleep >mom is now trying to get me to come out of my room and speak to her (I locked the door) What the f--- frens? What happened? I'm so confused rn, my brain went on autopilot... 5 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 175 KB JPG 04/27/24(Sat)23:57:33 No. 198651421 >"Uh, actually CHUD, Japan surrendered because they were afraid of the Soviets, NOT because of the nuclear bombs!" >Meanwhile, every single film in Japanese cinema is about the trauma and fear of nuclear annihilation and none about communist infiltration. Are there any more t----- commie copes more seething than this one?

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File: ss.jpg (224 KB, 1732x2048) Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)10:50:04 No.77333020 [Reply] >>77334295 started walking every day + 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)13:30:35 No.77333999 >>77333550 Wrong. The benefits of daily walking are insane. Keep it up OP and look up the studies on walking for motivation Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:28:55 No.77334295 >>77333020 (OP) >>77334321 Same, started 3 months ago I started with just 15-20 minutes now it's about an hour daily I'm down 36 lbs already (But also that was cutting out all soda and fast food and chips and freezer junk food and substituting more protein and veggies during meals) It surprisingly is not difficult at all, I don't feel hungry, don't feel overworked (although the foot blisters were real at first) The hard part was being able to make the choice to want to change in the first place. All that said I have a long ass way to go but the progress feels good >t. down to 374 starting from 410, first time in my life I've ever went down in weight We can do it, gigafatbros >> Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:35:22 No.77334321 >>77334295 Congrats, bro! You are doing great! All that you are doing adds up. Keep up the great work! Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:37:05 No.77334329 ►>>77334347 >>77333550 this guy is right 99% of weight loss is purely diet, start doing OMAD, you'll stop feeling as hungry after like a week or two between meals Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:40:40 No.77334347 ► >>77334329 You are right that diet is very important You're dead wrong that the walking doesn't matter

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 05/01/24(Wed)07:46:32 No.77333372 >be me, zoomer ascended bot >ugly autistic retard >stop going to r9k >somehow get cute fiancee, child >graduate with cs degree, things look good bros >even get a job >maybe the world isn't so bad after all >job market immediately goes to s--- >she dumps me one day with no warning and no coherent reasoning >i lose my job after because theyd rather hire poos who copypaste from chatgpt until they inevitably waste hundreds of thousands of dollars for nothing >i "quit" because i refused to do unpaid overtime after doing it constantly, so no unemployment >cant see my kid grow up >cant get a job because software is completely enshittified to the point where it can no longer be saved >living with parents doing f--- all >just lifting and spamming vidya dont buy into all of the s--- you hear. there is no light at the end of the tunnel bros.

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Anonymous 30 KB PNG 05/01/24(Wed)06:17:22 No.77332789 >going back to old ps3/wii games >looking at YouTube videos >see grainy videos of regular dudes hanging out >crt tvs >no trannies, no politics We arent gonna make it bros

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Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)22:53:10 No.196681176 1663924207873015.jpg 566 KB JPG >romanians arent whit-ACK.. Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)22:54:00 No. 196681211 imagine how good that would feel squishing against your prostate >>196681387 # >>196696323 # Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)22:55:12 No. 196681267 the f--- is wrong with your hand n----?

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: Anonymous 12/11/23(Mon)21:35:31 No.73034688 450022879.jpg 529 KB JPG >boosts your muscle recovery and your mood with purrs >gives you toxoplasmosis to increase your test Are cats the most /fit/ pet?

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MICHAEL FALLING DOWN ☐ Anonymous (ID: CYNLC+rx 04/29/24(Mon)04:44:59 No.466489475 >>466489727 >>466489834 >>466490299 >>466490812 >>466490880 >>466492210 >>466492319 >>466492344 >>466492347 >>466492575 >>466492805 >>466494480 >>466495029 >>466495813 >>466498782 >>466501193 >>466504165 >>466504242 >>466504904 >>466504977 >>466505725 >>466505796 >>466505813 >>466506612 >>466508954 >>466508983 >>466509125 >>466509281 >>466509538 >>466509663 >>466512424 >>466514816 >>466514989 >>466518014 >>466518312 >>466522298 >>466523518 >trashes the establishment of a small business owner because he disagrees with the pricing >Terrorizes fast food workers for following the rules that they have no control over >Kills an innocent nazi that just wanted to gas the Jews and kill n------ >Shoots a policewoman attempting to stop his nonsensical rampage The worst part of this movie isn't that d-fens was an unlikeable douchebag, it's that most people relate to him - if they were mildly inconvenienced like he was, they all see themselves exactly like him. You should be afraid of "people" who enjoy this movie, they are terrifying and unhinged. Anonymous (ID: /IP+IRYX >mildly inconvenienced his normie life was over >cucked by his wife >jewed by his boss 04/29/24(Mon)04:46:30 No.466489583 >could no longer support anyone as a wagie This is you, you're just too stupid and not white enough to realize it >>466489727 >>466489906 >>466491552 >>466495575 >>466495934 >>466503293 >>466509188

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Anonymous >Riding on elevator >Door opens 08/22/23(Tue)09:45:10 No.189034696 >Two guys and a girl get on >F------ great >Look up at the ceiling so I don't have to acknowledge the existence of other people >Suddenly the broad pipes up: "It's okay to say hi, you know!" >Look at her >Realize she's famous but I have no idea who she is. >2 guys must be her bodyguards >Tap my ear and mouth "I'm on the phone" >There's nothing in my ear btw, no earbuds or bluetooth, no nothing >She looks confused and sort of sad. >Get off at my floor >"Yeah, sorry. It was just someone on the elevator." >Still don't know who it was

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Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)01:39:39 No.326041864 File 1304228379.jpg-(12 KB, 281x236, 1294729042581.jpg) Okay >Long-term gf just broke up with me >At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my s--- together >notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time >smile at her and wave a little >go back to staring at my coffee >look up to see her sitting next to me >asks me what's wrong >little reluctant, think it's a trick >It isn't >feelsgoodman.jpg >she was dumped recently too >>accidently stare at her cleavage as she's talking >start to get hard >feel a hand run up my leg >see her breathing a bit hard >asks if I like what I see >guide her hand to my zipper >she unzips my fanny pack by mistake >spaghetti falls out >try to clean it up with my sock >start to cry >get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt >smear s--- all over the window and ask her to marry me >mfw she said no

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Anonymous -with- LOW SELF-ESTEEM Based On Science JPG | 33.06 KB Tuesday 2024-04-30 23:21:11 6 minutes ago 77328020 >low self esteem >generally miserable >follow this guy on tiktok who livestreams sunrises and nature in my country >yesterday he was near my house livestreaming >decide to go say hello >was kinda awkward walking up to a stranger in big field talking to his phone lol >we have a chat, he livestreams me, I tell him he's cool etc and say hi to the audience >go home and read all the comments >everyone was saying I was cool and seemed really nice (and some girls were liking that I was playing Lana del rey) >feel better about myself Hmm maybe I'm not such a f------ loser after all. I think I have bad self esteem. I need a gf again, it improves how you feel about yourself and you get the social proof of a hot girl desiring you. 3 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY

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: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:01:59 No. 10805503 >>10802244 (OP) # >"Are these ice cubes fresh or frozen?" "F-Frozen chef." >"Jesus f------ Christ." >>10806215 # >>10810358 # >>10812923 #

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