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File: headphone.jpg (8 KB, 259x194) Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)22:23:55 No.77319607 [Reply] >>77319731 >be me in college >teacher is late so classmates are talking >they discuss tiktok getting banned >wanna be part of the discussion so say that it's a good idea cause its affection children's attention spans and it's also dangerous for the cause tiktok is full of teens dancing provocatively >they tell me their tiktok only shows them memes and trends so it must be my algorithm >tell them its not and ask a girl to check her tiktok to prove my point >its only memes and trends >they tell me now its my turn to open tiktok on my phone >PANIC.EXE >tell them i just remembered i only use tiktok on my brother's tablet so i have to talk to him about it >someone snatches my phone when im not looking >never let anyone touch my phone so never bothered to set up a password >some f------ stop me from grabbing my phone while laughing >they open up tiktok >its all tiktoks of teen girls dancing, feet fetish stuff and women breastfeeding their babies with their boobs out >they call me a disgusting p-------- even tho im not >grab my phone and push one of them and run away anons i dont wanna change college but i cant take any more of this the f------ rumor will spread and ill have to see them tomorrow

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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