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Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)17:39 No. 1921453 If only you knew how bad things really are. 287 KB PNG i'm available >be me >really feel really lonley >feel like my friends don't care about me because they never message me >listen to advice random alcoholic Igave me in a bar >want to message them first to show >but allways feel too flustered when i try to write them because I don't want to seem needy >When i'm drunk enough and have enough confidence to message them it's always too late so it would seem weird Should I just start drinking earlier in the day to fix this? Anonymous >>77315307 (OP) # 04/29/24(Mon)22:12:43 No.77315425 quit being a p---- and just message em now you f----- >>77315455 # Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)22:14:56 No.77315455 >>77315425 # jokes on you i'm completely hammered Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)22:16:31 No.77315473 >>77315307 (OP) # >feel like my friends don't care about me because they never message me >want to message them first to show i'm available >but allways feel too flustered when i try to write them because I don't want to seem needy I think you can put the 2 together

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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