Anon becomes a post-doctorate subject | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

Anonymous 13 KB PNG 11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931 >>158997375 (OP) # >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 158 KB JPG 02/10/23(Fri)16:24:30 No.29554341 >hitting things off well with a cute cis guy >kinda falling in love with him >I say during a conversation that guys who want virgins are delusional, dumb, and overly judgmental >he says "Yeah, I totally agree, nothing wrong with having a past or some experience" >I tell him "Thanks. I've slept with maybe... 60 or 70 people? It's not that big of a deal. All that matters is the present." >he looks uncomfortable and says "uh... yeah" >distances himself from me afterwards What.

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: Anonymous Sony files patent for Al that (...) 04/24/24(Wed)00:35:15 No.674310104 Sony patents auto-play game feature which would allow Al to take the lead By Jessica Jones / April 22, 2024 Sony's most recent move in the gaming scene has started both interest and discussion with its new patent petitioning for an auto-play highlight that use simulated intelligence innovation. This element could permit simulated intelligence to assume command over interactivity for players who would prefer to watch than effectively partake. Rather than asking a companion or accomplice to play a game, players might actually depend on man-made intelligence to dominate. >Al replaces your job >Al generates your media Untitled.png 766 KB PNG >Al replaces real-life socialization >Now Al replaces your f------ private entertainment as well What exactly is the endgame of this s---? Do corporations want us to live in a world where humans do literally NOTHING, every single task is handled by "Al" instead?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2020 18:46:18 No.9399416 Quoted By: >>9399444 >>9399467 >>9456245 Report >>9398411 >You're going to do it >You've known Femanon for years, and you're incredibly close >After mustering all of your courage, you've decided to write a letter confessing your feelings for her >It was a lot of work >Not just emotionally, but literally >She's, like, thirty feet tall so the letter had to be huge >The horrible "hand"writing makes you cringe, but it was the best you could manage working with a writing utensil that was as large as your body >The words had to be large enough to be legible to her giant, beautiful eyes >She's stunned as you hold the letter out to her >The bystanders watch on eagerly; you can't really do this in private, on account of her enormous size >She doesn't reach down to take the letter >"A-anon... That's so..." >Tears well up in the corner of her eyes >"I'm sorry..." >An awkward silence falls over the area as your heart plummets into your stomach >She's rejecting you? >You were certain she felt the same way >She turns to run away, and you call out desperately >Why? >You love her so much, and you were so certain that she loved you back >She sobs, tears streaking down her cheeks >"W-we can't be together... b-because I'm a Giantess!" >...what? >She falls back onto her butt as she cries, shaking the ground and knocking over a trashcan >"I'm so sorry! I-I should have told you s-sooner! I was so selfish! I kept it a secret because I didn't want you to be afraid of me!" >Is this, like, some kind of joke? >You glance around the area >Everyone else looks just as confused as you >She sniffs as she hides her face in her car-sized hands >"You're probably terrified that I'm going to eat you, or squish you for fun... I won't blame you if you never want to see me ever again..." >... >Uh...

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