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Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)15:44:38 No.673705387 >>673706924 >>673709595 File: 16499083088150.jpg (56 KB, 398x326) >2 days ago >banana bay >playing shotgun heavy, doing alright but not amazing >decide to use primary which happened to be natasha >their team is entirely scout, pyro and demoknight >absolutely wipe ass >*DEAD*enemy topscorer: guess we're not allowed to have fun anymore because he decided to play natasha >(enemy topscorer has disconnected) >more people slowly getting p----- in chat >2 more people on my team go natasha >wipe the floor with them in the second round too >topscore by a mile Almost forgot how fun this game can be, especially if people actually f------ use the chat function

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous 09/05/23(Tue)20:43:24 No. 10750971 >Be hero >Also be really smol >Wield a mighty sword (thumbtack) and shield (shell of beetle) >First monster he "fights' is a basic orc >Pisses herself laughing at the sight of tiny anon. Falls on the floor in hysterics at this pint sized paladin. >Counts as a victory for anon though. Gets exp and everything. >Decides to follow him (very slowly he cant walk very fast) because its funny. >And maybe just a little endearing. >This repeats >A lot >Soon tiny anon is walking around with his "subjugated" army of monster girls including an ancient dragon (hadn't seen a person in millennia and wanted company) and a general of the monster lord (the pay is s---) >Nobody tells him he isnt so mighty. They're either softies, or afraid of provoking the wrath of the softies.

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Anonymous ITS OVER 04/03/24(Wed)16:57:39 No.76999872 >Be born and get only one chance at life >End up only 5ft 4in tall 15 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread

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: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 04/17/24(Wed)21:39:49 No. 198346990 >When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. >A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that. How do you respond without sounding like an atheist? : Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 21:40:55 No. 198347019 I quote whatever passage of the bible is most convenient for what I wanted to do anyway >>198347235 #

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Anonymous Oh no 04/17/24(Wed)07:22:58 No.673692218 h8tqrtv7ov161.png 551 KB PNG >be me >look up r34 of gacha character >log into gacha for daily log in reward >outta curiosity check to see what banners are up >see the character I've just beat my meat to >f--- it we ball >spend a single free summon >expecting to get trash >get the character >mfw D do do they know?

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☐ Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)01:52:01 No.1445429 File: IN THE END.png (426 KB, 500x500) ONE STAGE I DON'T KNOW WHY I GRINDED AN EVENT WITH NO MATS TO BUY KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS STRIFE TO INCREASE OPERATOR GRIND AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW IN GACHA GAMES, ROLLS ARE KEY WATCH THEM FLY BY AS THEIR STARS ARE THREE

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Tweet N----- Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN bitches really be gettin horny over some veins... are u a mosquito 1:45 PM · Mar 17, 2020. Twitter for iPad 4.3K Retweets 21.5K Likes 27 ↑

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Anons discuss mirrors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:36:16 No.917020463 >>917022547 >>917020653 >>917020687 >>917020737 >>9170210 I don't get why mirrors flip everything left to right but not top to bottom. makes no f------ sense to me. Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:48:31 No.917020653 >>917020463 (OP) They don't... Cameras do that though. >>917021184 >> Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:51:17 No.917020687 >>917020463 (OP) Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:54:40 No.917020737 File: Devil's Mirror 3927.gif (98 KB, 500x500) >>917020463 (OP) Mirrors are the Devil! Retard.

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Anonymous (ID: LDS6Tipe) E 04/13/24(Sat)22:48:02 No.464873477 1691258463598259.jpg >israel is attacked 16 KB JPG >bitcoin immediately goes down the s------ Coincidence? Anonymous (ID: LMCGrxrg >>464873477 (OP) # 04/13/24(Sat) 22:50:07 No.464873785 >bibisi, t----- and non political threads also down mods should be permabanning these f---

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: Anonymous 67 KB JPG Another one >Be me 04/17/24(Wed)06:33:51 No.917000421 >Be me >Door to the garage won't stay shut because the latch is busted >Put something in front of the door >Wife gets mad, tells me to just lock it >Explain that if the latch doesn't work, the lock will not work >proceeds to keep locking the door and wonders why it keeps opening up. >Wife complains that her car blows cold air >It's winter, thinking her heater core wasn't working >Works fine >Keeps telling me it isn't warm until she gets to work >Tell her the engine needs to be warm for the heat to work >Tell her to warm the car up >Takes car to mechanic >he changes the heater core >nothing changes >Charged $700 Is my wife retarded?

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: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)08:52:10 No.916972981 >me, 12, dumb as s--- >him, 16, older brother >good relationship >I have close group of friends >The four of us always together >One day brother and I talking >"So who's the f--?" >"What?" >"Just saying, group of you like that, as close as you are, one of you is bound to be a f--." >gets me defensive but thinking >he keeps going off on this >any time friends over he brings it up to us >one time we are having a sleep over >brother comes over to us tells us that he has a sure fire way to figure it out >tells us all to get naked >if gay we'd get hard being with other naked guys >we all agree to do >nothing >step 2 brother says, start touching each other >that's gay one friend says >"No, if you aren't gay you could care less that you're touching a d---, a real f-- would get rock hard with a c--- in their hand." >we see his logic >"what if we get hard?" >"proves nothing, any guy would get hard having their c--- played with. Means you're a man." >we all start jerking each other off >soon fighting begins over who was hard and when >"Man can't believe you f--- are making me do this. We need to go to the final stage." >brother comes over to me and starts sucking me off >I freeze >like two minutes of silence as everybody watches my brother giving me head >"See how my d--- got soft doing that s---? I didn't like it so proves I'm straight. Notice how anon didn't c--, because he didn't like it either. You f--- get it?" >nod >becomes a big suck fest >next hour we are all jerking it and sucking it, me and my friends and my brother >after awhile my brother stands up >"Guess I was wrong none of you are gay. My bad boys." >he leaves and the was an awkward air about the rest of the sleepover >every so often my brother would tell me he was worried about his sexuality and if it was cool if we did gay testing Cut to 10 years later >brother has family over >introduces us to his bf and comes up >family shocked >me, "I knew him c------ in my mouth wasn't an accident!"

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It is funny that Russia went from being criticized for being radical leftists to being criticized for being christofascists. | /r/Greentext

36KiB, 868x581, Screenshot 2024-02-13 205544.png Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 21:04:33 No. 193710916 Quoted By: >>193710960 >>193710991 >>193711240 >>193711320 >>193711369 >>193711818 >>193711872 >>193711945 >>193713309 >Literally banned religion, deeming it backwards. >One of the first countries to give female soldiers medals of honor. >Made posters criticizing American /pol/tards (KKK) from the time. View >Built universities to import third worlders to Russia to provide them education. >Made a movie about how unlike "AmeriKKa", nobody cares about interracial marriage in Russia, which literally ended with various eastern european ethnicities singing a lullaby to a mixed baby. (Circus 1936) Why does /pol/ like to laud them as "defenders of traditional values" when they were the OG leftists.?

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Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)15:44:38 No.673705387 >>673706924 >>673709595 File: 16499083088150.jpg (56 KB, 398x326) >2 days ago >banana bay >playing shotgun heavy, doing alright but not amazing >decide to use primary which happened to be natasha >their team is entirely scout, pyro and demoknight >absolutely wipe ass >*DEAD*enemy topscorer: guess we're not allowed to have fun anymore because he decided to play natasha >(enemy topscorer has disconnected) >more people slowly getting p----- in chat >2 more people on my team go natasha >wipe the floor with them in the second round too >topscore by a mile Almost forgot how fun this game can be, especially if people actually f------ use the chat function

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