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: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 06/28/22(Tue)02:18:12 No.880981822 >be me >enjoying my delicious icecream >a wasp lands on me >"hehe it wants to be my friend" >stings me >pain.png >I swat it away. >I find the wasp nest where it came from in my backyard. >I don't have any pest control items >i declare war on the wasps and toss whats left of my icecream on the wasp nest. >I go to work >Hours later, i come back and see ants have invaded the tree where the wasp nest was located. >The wasps go a------ and attack the incoming ants >The ants let the rest of the ant colony know that the ants are under attack. >Incoming massive ant army >Wasps are now under attack >Individual wasps are held down by ants and stung repeatedly. >Must be 1000 wasps vs 100,000 ants. >I listen to soviet march music from the game red alert 3 on repeat and watch a massive insect war breakout for a solid 3 hours. >Eventually the ants start breaching the wasp nest >Wasps abandon their nest with their young. >Yeah f--- them wasps, serves them right. >Next day, i see many corpses of fallen ants and wasps. >Everyday I salute the ants for their service and brave sacrifice before i go to work. >I love ants.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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