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⠀ Anonymous 36 KB JPG 04/05/24(Fri)18:21:34 No.73983079 >tfw been with wife for almost 8 years > Me a former /co/ and /fit/f-- > her a con kid that heavily browsed /cgl/ > both super fit when we met in 2016 > relationships and life happens, slowly stop lifting > eat well so no drastic weight gain > 8 years later, wife is now built like Fugtrup's Mei with cowtits > realize I like her body more now than ever > become an architect > make an effort starting last year to just keep active for health and not care about weight > continue to lift 2-3x a week and run 2x a week for general health, not caring about aesthetics > she swims 2x a week for her own health > just enjoy life and each other, becoming more attracted to each other every day She's a 34G/32H, has a belly, a perfect fupa innie p----, and will dress up in outfits for me. She sat on my face dressed as Velma. I am enraptured by her, obsessed with her. Waking up next to her is one of the biggest joys in my life. Her family loves me more than my own family does. We support each other, uplift each other. It is great. >>73983183 # >>73983646 # >>73986050 # >>73987340 # >>73987833 # >>73989418 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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