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: Anonymous 98 KB JPG 03/25/24(Mon) 17:41:17 No.76898199 >Be friends with girl >Used to like her but can tell that Im just a back-up >Start going for other girls >She gets insanely curious and wants to know everything about them >Ask her about the guy I saw her with recently >She gives me an offended look and says that its none of my business >Tell her that I find it weird how she wants to know everything about the girls Im talking to but me asking her one question is too much >Shes visibly confused and starts making up bs reasons as to why shes actually right >Just nod and say mhm, obviously not giving a f--- about her yapping >She gives in and starts telling me about the guy >Hes a f------ and they know each other from clubbing but theyre totally just friends hanging out in the city at night Women are so f------ weird

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)15:43:09 No.915935397 >pull up to gas pump >start filling truck up >watch money counter get close to 50 bucks >slow down >48.76 >49.85 175 KB PNG >49.99 >risk it? >go for it >boom 50 clean >go in to pay for pump, cashier is 8/10 blonde qt3.14 >she smiles at me and says that'll be $50 please >hand her the money >she gives me the receipt with her phone number on it >call me she says, i like a guy who is good with his fingers >turn around 360 degrees and go back to my car should i call her /b/ros? 1 Reply / 1 Image Anonymous STOP STOP Gese View Thread 03/26/24(Tue)15:51:36 No.915935673 >>915935397 (OP) # >Pumps for gas, then pays Lol, another retard larp JUST STOP 76 KB JPG

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous F--- those guys ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/06/24(Wed)18:11:18 No.76700441 密 1.65 MB PNG Urbanist Goes to Europe >W--? >There's cars? >And what are all those fan boxes on every building? >Blasphemy! They're all using split system A/C! >CNN, Not Just Bikes, Reddit, Twitter and MSNBC all told me that Europe is more advanced than the ameriKKKa and don't surcome to such outdated, first world desires. >I shall return to the ameriKKKa where my life is no different if not better than that in europe, BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT! >I was forced to have a double garage McMansion, HVAC and a ford explorer by BIG OIL! >These Europeans should know better >*SOFFS*

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: Anonymous (ID: 124vIWKq) 12 KB JPG >be me 03/26/24(Tue) 05:28:03 No.19887296 >600 pound tendie annihilator >Get my good boy points taken away because I pulled a Chicago sunroof in new daddies car >Wait for mommy and new daddies to fall asleep before getting my revenge >Tie up new daddy with duct tape and make him choke on tendies >Mommy wakes up and sees the struggle >I backhand mommy and tell her to give me back my good boy points >She obliges and helps me dispose of new daddies body >Mfw I get unlimited good boy points because mommy knows that I already have a hole dug beside new daddy that I'll have no problem disposing her in.

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: Anonymous 129 KB PNG 03/26/24(Tue)18:21:31 No.197634905 >Yes MC yes, I know you killed hundreds of henchmen to get here, many of who where just trying to put food on the table or thought they had a normal job as security guards >But... if you kill this real monster that's behind it all, then you're truly past the point of no return...

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: Anonymous 90 KB JPG >be me 01/10/22(Mon)23:04:28 No.870421009 >works in big company. office job >vaccinated not retarded hetero male >sees group at workplace that resists vaccination >heard them talk about how forcing vaccines is so nazi like, and vaccinated people are so horrible towards them >one of the retards say "they are basically nazis" >create a group with all vaccinated regular human beings, and tell them what i've heard >people at work that are not vaccinated are mostly ignored and are not allowed in the main break room area, and they must all now go to a very small room to have lunch in. >i start to do the nazi salute saying "heil pfizer" >everyone goes with it, and it becomes the new regular greeting > i get promoted to manager and now unvaccinated people must eat lunch outside the building i regret nothing. I saw a path towards a happier and safer environment and sacrificed inferior individuals for it. heil pfizer

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File: 1000004484.jpg (39 KB, 640x358) CAPCOM ☐ Anonymous 03/25/24(Mon) 12:57:27 No.671284445 >>671284551 >>671284589 >>671284591 >>671284698 >>671284810 >>671284910 >>671284976 >>671285395 >>671285902 >>671285912 >>671285948 >>671286087 >>671286641 >>671286861 >>671287087 >>671287545 >>671289386 >>671289454 >>671289529 >>671290274 >>671290442 >>671292781 >>671297748 >>671297798 >>671298025 >>671300205 >>671302673 >>671303028 >>671303716 >>671305095 >>671306018 >>671312591 >>671312658 >>671312846 >>671313073 >>671313840 >>671313881 >>671314263 >>671314298 >>671318262 have they always been so anti consumer? ☐ Anonymous 03/25/24(Mon) 12:58:07 No.671284494 ►>>671284625 >>671285358 >>671285406 >>671286526 >>671288134 >>671290354 >>671292674 >>671293760 >>671302440 >>671305121 >>671314202 >makes the best games ever >anti consumer ☐ Anonymous 03/25/24(Mon) 13:10:26 No.671285406 ►>>671285840 >>671286087 >>671288203 >>671315813 >>671284494 >capcom ID to make it easier to identify users and ban them >$70RRP >separate ways sold separately >SF rootkit >Enigma >DMCV SE content patch and console exclusive >removed dx11 support when they pushed the dx12 update for their REengine games removing players ability to play the games they purchased and only pivoted when threatened with a lawsuit >Sunbreak DLC removing player permissions from Rise PC >attempting to crack down on mods Yes

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File: 28xp-pepefrog-superJumbo.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) ☐ How to stop masturbating and get cancer instead Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:25:14 No.915920619 >be me >stupid af >fap 5 times a week or so >consider myself addicted bc whenever I quit I relapse >2 weeks ago buy vape >get like 5 or 6 hits per day >dont feel s--- >night arrives and so fap urges >get idea >take 4 hits of vape >urges go f--- themself >sleep as usual >continue vaping whenever I get urges (no more than 5 vape hits per day) >prolly will get cancer or sum s--- but who cares I know my idea is stupif af anons but it f------ works

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155 KB JPG >be him >beat a child almost to death >get in prison >women donating 1 million dollar to bail him out of prison >get model job after prison >is marrying billionaire daughter >is cheating on billionaire with ex >billionaire forgives him Look don't matter. If you wanna get somewhere in life you gotta work for it. Right guys?

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: Anonymous Why are women like this? 71 KB JPG 03/26/24(Tue)09:24:48 No.76906455 >be me >27 years old >talk to this female coworker >she asks about my girlfriend's age >she's 21 >"Wow anon, that's a huge age gap. Why date someone so much younger? Her prefrontal cortex isn't even developed." >then 2 other women joined in agreeing saying that it's weird >tfw it's the first girl ever interested in me >tfw it's my first serious relationship Do they want me to stay an incel forever? I don't get it.

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: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 03/25/24(Mon)22:02:06 No.76899807 >ordered food >first time paying with QR >doorbell rings >i dont really know how my mobile bank app works so i lend courier my phone >transactions are showing >onlyfans >onlyfans >onlyfans >complete silence >i refuse to make eye contact atp >he takes the payment then leaves Dudes definitely gonna make fun of me behind my back

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File: 07C1A246-9526-4961-A187-0(...).jpg (111 KB, 1278x1230) Truetest.pro Results: Your IQ is 85 50 100 150 Your IQ is in the top 84.1% You are smarter than 15.9% of people Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413000 >>15413046 >>15413114 >>15413135 >>15413220 >>15413411 >>15413454 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 85? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal

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I'm starting to realise the neets where right all along I'm starting to realise the ne(...) 840 KB JPG 03/25/24(Mon)21:23:11 No.76902508 >With my job I contribute nothing of value to society >half the money I generate goes to Mr. Shekelstein >from the remaining half the state takes half and gives it to rich boomers, ukraine, gaza and builds bicycle lanes in peru >have to spend a bunch of my income on car, student loan, fancy clothes, (fast) food and other stuff I need mostly for work >from what's left I (as a single) will never be able to buy a small comfy home in some chill rural area that is still close enough to a workplace for commuting >will never get a gf that truly loves me because I'm just slightly above average in looks, poor, introverted af, socially retarded and not likeable on first impression (especially with girls) >reason above + the dirty, crime infested rentoid city s------- I live in means I can't/don't want to have kids >work is 40h/week on paper but with overtime, commute, showering and shaving every day, dressing nice, meal prep, paperwork etc. it's more like 80h >unlikley I will ever get a significantly better job because see reasons why I can't get a gf >have a bunch of hobbies and stuff I want to do to distract me from this shitshow but can't get deep into one without giving up the others bc not enough time Tell my one (1) good reason why I should keep working and not just neet.

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