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155 KB JPG >be him >beat a child almost to death >get in prison >women donating 1 million dollar to bail him out of prison >get model job after prison >is marrying billionaire daughter >is cheating on billionaire with ex >billionaire forgives him Look don't matter. If you wanna get somewhere in life you gotta work for it. Right guys?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous Why are women like this? 71 KB JPG 03/26/24(Tue)09:24:48 No.76906455 >be me >27 years old >talk to this female coworker >she asks about my girlfriend's age >she's 21 >"Wow anon, that's a huge age gap. Why date someone so much younger? Her prefrontal cortex isn't even developed." >then 2 other women joined in agreeing saying that it's weird >tfw it's the first girl ever interested in me >tfw it's my first serious relationship Do they want me to stay an incel forever? I don't get it.

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Everyone should make fun of anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 03/25/24(Mon)22:02:06 No.76899807 >ordered food >first time paying with QR >doorbell rings >i dont really know how my mobile bank app works so i lend courier my phone >transactions are showing >onlyfans >onlyfans >onlyfans >complete silence >i refuse to make eye contact atp >he takes the payment then leaves Dudes definitely gonna make fun of me behind my back

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Anon becomes a scientist | /r/Greentext

File: 07C1A246-9526-4961-A187-0(...).jpg (111 KB, 1278x1230) Truetest.pro Results: Your IQ is 85 50 100 150 Your IQ is in the top 84.1% You are smarter than 15.9% of people Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413000 >>15413046 >>15413114 >>15413135 >>15413220 >>15413411 >>15413454 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 85? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal

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Anon wants to be a NEET | /r/Greentext

I'm starting to realise the neets where right all along I'm starting to realise the ne(...) 840 KB JPG 03/25/24(Mon)21:23:11 No.76902508 >With my job I contribute nothing of value to society >half the money I generate goes to Mr. Shekelstein >from the remaining half the state takes half and gives it to rich boomers, ukraine, gaza and builds bicycle lanes in peru >have to spend a bunch of my income on car, student loan, fancy clothes, (fast) food and other stuff I need mostly for work >from what's left I (as a single) will never be able to buy a small comfy home in some chill rural area that is still close enough to a workplace for commuting >will never get a gf that truly loves me because I'm just slightly above average in looks, poor, introverted af, socially retarded and not likeable on first impression (especially with girls) >reason above + the dirty, crime infested rentoid city s------- I live in means I can't/don't want to have kids >work is 40h/week on paper but with overtime, commute, showering and shaving every day, dressing nice, meal prep, paperwork etc. it's more like 80h >unlikley I will ever get a significantly better job because see reasons why I can't get a gf >have a bunch of hobbies and stuff I want to do to distract me from this shitshow but can't get deep into one without giving up the others bc not enough time Tell my one (1) good reason why I should keep working and not just neet.

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Anon begs the differ | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0188.jpg (597 KB, 3050x3754) Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat)03:52:05 No.6 >>671075746 >>671076187 <3 Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat)03:54:31 N >>671074907 (OP) >teeth Into the trash it goes Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat)03:55:03 N >>671074907 (OP) >female into the trash it goes Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat)03:56:00 No.671075241 >>671074907 (OP). >tatts into the trash it goes Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat)03:56:54 No.671075305 >>671074907 (OP). >cute Into the vag it goes

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Beyond Belief | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/25/24(Mon)17:22:21 No.76903078 269 KB PNG >Go to mayo clinic >mfw they dont have any mayo

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Femanon shares a ride with Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous loser gf 47 KB JPG 03/20/24(Wed)13:38:43 No.76846922 >get uber ride share because its cheap >guy gets picked up and sits next to me so i awkwardly ignore with headphones in >sees him casually browsing a blue board >make a joke about him opening 4chan in public >we talk for the rest of the ride about the strangers we met from 4chan, what we browse, its reputation and how its a lot more normie WHY DID I NOT ASK HIS NUMBER IM SUCH AN IDIOT : loser gf 46 KB JPG : loser gf 18 KB JPG Anonymous >>76846922 (OP) # 03/20/24(Wed) 13:40:57 No.76846934 the fact i made a thread begging for people to help for advice on how to improve just to have a perfect opportunity fall out of my hands because im a retard that cant socialize is the final straw 03/20/24(Wed)13:43:17 No.76846948 at this point i cant be upset anymore. its probably a sign. if youre reading this random ride share anon sorry for being weird 03/20/24(Wed) 13:48:05 No.76846984 no one believes this bruh

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Nofap Enforcement | /r/Greentext

File: bebcb353-f3ac-41d9-880d-f(...).jpg (68 KB, 960x534) NOFAP TIMELINE Flatlines More Energy Testoterone Spike More confidence Higher resistance to illness Androgen receptors work Less Brain Fog Higher enjoyment in life More self-esteem More interaction with women Decrease in Shame Day 1-6 Day 7-30 Urge to spark conversation Love of life Better concentration Better hair & skin Sharper thinking Highly confident Alpha male behavior Good speaking skills Motivation returns Planning for the future Creativity increases Day 30-90 Memories begin to fade High intrest from women High charisma Joy at the little things in life Exceptional disipline Able to live life to the fullest Day 90+ ☐ Anonymous 03/21/24(Thu)06:18:39 No.73865822 >>73865835 >>73865861 >>73865862 >>73866013 >>73867287 >>73868400 >>73868422 >>73868730 >>73868928 >>73869000>>73869163 >>73870496 >>73870701 >>73870737 >>73870744 >>73870752 >>73870989 >>73872631 >>73874060 >>73874462 >>73875105 >>73875391 >>73875396 >>73876594 >>73878136 >>73879157 >>73880208 >>73880582 >>73880703 >>73880914 >>73880925 >>73880975 >>73881564 >>73882770 Let's settle this once and for all, is it a meme? Anonymous 03/21/24(Thu)06:25:07 No.73865862 >>73872713 >>73874446 >>73880252 >>73865822 (OP) >>73865888>>73868689 >>73872658 The jews want to remove all the pleasures of life so that you can be a more efficient worker ant.

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Anonymous 6 KB JPG 03/25/24(Mon)20:32:06 No.76899807 >ordered food >first time paying with QR >doorbell rings >i dont really know how my mobile bank app works so i lend courier my phone >transactions are showing >onlyfans >onlyfans >onlyfans >complete silence >i refuse to make eye contact atp >he takes the payment then leaves Dudes definitely gonna make fun of me behind my back

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Anon is enlightened at 5 | /r/Greentext

6KiB, 194x259, 1.jpg Anonymous Sat 13 Dec 2014 23:32:52 No.51470680 Quoted By: >>51470721 >>51470779 >>51470821 >enjoying some pizza rolls while masturbating to iCarly View >bitch mom knocks and tells me to clean my room and get rid of my s--- jug >start faking pain "Oww! I gots me a booboo!" While sneaking up behind the door > when she comes in I knock her purse out of her hands and blow a fat load on it > "Now take me to Wendy's or I'll f------ kill myself." > she complies, weeping > we get there and they have Frozen toys > I specifically ask for an Elsa toy so I can spunk on it and let it get crusty > normie BITCH gave me a F------ OLAF f------ NORMALFAG I can't believe what my eyes are SEEING right now GODDAMMIT >see little girl who has the Elsa >"Trade?" >she seems scared > whatever I need it more than her so I rip it out of her hands > she starts crying and her Chad looking father comes running after me >"Mom, can you f------ hurry? I'm going to miss Yo Gabba Gabba you slut." > we get in the car, mom seems on the verge of tears >"You must realize this was your fault for having me. I don't owe you s---. Your sick pleasure f------ Chad's d--- to have me should be enough reward." Normies just don't get it

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OLIVE Israel cancels White House visit after US doesn't block UN ceasefire vote In a change in position, the US refrained from vetoing the ceasefire measure, which also calls for the release of hostages >yeah maybe don't? Anonymous (ID: 0XrgaBky) 03/25/24(Mon) 13:33:08 No.462909255 ► >be Biden administration >give Israel pass to go HAM after Oct 7 >no public condemnation >weapon donations still approved >ffwd 5 and a half months. >20,000+ civies dead >All of North Gaza levelled and occupied >Yahu decides he wants to level south Gaza too >Yahu/Republicans: OMFG BIDEN DOESNT SUPPORT ISRAEL'S RIGHT TO EXIST!!! Yeah cuz a bunch of hajis without running water or electricity confined within a tiny swathe of desert smaller than Rhode Island are totally about to wipe Israel off the map

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