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Anonymous NOT ENOUGH MINERALS 36 KB PNG VOTE 03/23/24(Sat)23:28:52 No.915825776 >be me >want to participate in good faith on a super popular message board >50 POINTS REQUIRED TO COMMENT >20 POINTS REQUIRED TO USE CHAT >15 POINTS REQUIRED TO UP >125 POINTS TO DOWN VOTE Be StackOverflow pic not related

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 2000 FOSSEEEE 611 KB JPG 03/24/24(Sun)07:15:58 No.76884013 >read advice that says girls like when men have hobbies and talk about them >try it out >start talking to girl at my uni >mention that I'm going to do my hobby that evening >"oh you have a hobby anon? What hobby" >tell her I enjoy going to AMPs, escorts (GFES mostly) >she says I'm weird and disgusting >mfw >later go to GFE with this one provider I have visited a few times >tell her about this >she is laughing hard and calls me retarded >"why would you tell a normal girl you do this?" >tfw What the f--- anons? I thought hobbies are good? Why are normies such f------ liars

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Kees the word that bantam 306 KB JPG >Be me >Borderline autistic dumb tard who just got dumped by gf of 1 year >Some colleagues invite me to a disco party >They tell me it's extremely easy to find girls there >Oksoundscool.mp3 >I dress up elegant to go there and start dancing in the crowd trying not to act too autistic >A girl literally starts to dance behind my ass rubbing her crotch against it >I try to act nonchalant for a while and exchange some glances >I finally get the courage and ask her if she wants to go dance somewhere less crowded >She hits me with the *no no finger* in my face and smirks >I get away from her and she basically ruined my self esteem for god knows how long That simple act devastated me. I'll f------ never understand women and people in general, i f------ hate autism and myself : Anonymous aint readn allat 03/24/24(Sun)04:35:34 No.915822288

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Anon learns about his brother | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 48 KB JPG 03/24/24(Sun)02:32:27 No.915818143 >using Openrouter >enable logging to save the 1% in smegmacreds >continue my Epstein island erotic roleplay on ChatGPT >3 weeks later, my twin brother who lives across town is found dead after a car accident >according to toxicology and police, he was on fent and alcohol when he crashed into a tree on the way home from a bar with an unidentified woman burnt beyond recognition >he didn't have a license >he didn't own a car >he didn't drink due to an alcohol allergy >he didn't do drugs other than CBD >he had agoraphobia and would never leave the house willingly >he was gay >tfw Anonymous what Anonymous >>915818143 (OP) # what 03/24/24(Sun)02:34:17 No.915818201 03/24/24(Sun)03:11:20 No.915819295

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Anon laughs at normies | /r/Greentext

File: laughing-at-normies-react(...).png (105 KB, 497x691) Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 10:57:16 No.30948545 >>30948619 >>30948657 >>30949174 >>30949227 >My wife >My wife won't let me >I just have to take a picture to show my wife >happy wife, happy life, right? >I can't wait to get married! >This is my wife's son >My wife doesn't like it when I hang out with you guys >My wife's going to freak out when she hears about it. How do I distance myself from these normalfags? Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 11:03:33 No.30948573 >>30949236 I'm not sure, let me ask my wife >> Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 13:43:35 No.30949236 >>30948573 *Audience laughter*

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anon encounters the rape dwarf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 121 KB JPG 03/23/24(Sat)20:11:57 No.915815161 >be me >playing vidya with friends >find r--- dwarf post, tell friends >we kek at it, don't believe its real >hear my doorbell ring >didn't order anything, no one is outside >hear giggles >HOHOHOHO in the hallway outside my room well f--- me I guess, the r--- dwarves are real. Goodbye /b/ros

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Anon enjoys tentacles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Be me 03/23/24(Sat)23:26:28 No.915811140 squid.jpg 70 KB JPG >Really into horror s--- >Decide to go to a bookstore >Go to the horror section and pick up a big book filled with H.P Lovecraft stories >cthuluwillrise.jpg >Go to the counter and see 7/10 cute goth girl with tattoos on her arm >Put book on the counter, she looks and says "Oh, that's a good one!" >Autism kicks in >"Yeah, I really enjoy tentacles!" >She gives me a disgusted look like I just p----- in her cereal >fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.png >Pay for the book and leave embarrassed I'm never going back to that bookstore again /b/ros. 3 Replies View Thread

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Getting through life | /r/Greentext

640.5 KB PNG >>399044395 (OP) >be me, 27 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment >soiciety says to go get a wife and start being an adult >find a girl I like but she doesnt like me playing video games for hours. >to make her happy I sit and watch her reality shows and tv shows > dumbest s--- I have ever seen >bored out of my mind after work most nights >2 years into the realtionship and ask her to marry me >get married 6 months later > life consits of work, reality shows, stupid movies and sleep > is this life? > can only game a few hours a week >get into a huge fight about it >start playing video games after work >more arguments and I dont care >be me, 30 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment

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Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 13:46:00 No.76877335 >be me >be 19 >be pretty sure Im straight

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The rape dwarfs return | /r/Greentext

196 KB JPG w--.jpg >Be me >chilling in the bathtub >pull up a p--- and grab lotion Finna jerk it >run water while doing it >suddenly water starts turning white and sticky >hear some weird scratching >turn off water >can hear it better >recognize the sound >that dragging sound in the walls >I've heard it before >nozzle bursts and 2 r--- dwarves shoot out >grip my c--- >start sword fighting with d---- >catch one off guard and wack it outcold.jpg >the other one bites my d--- >i instantly c-- >the orgasm distracts me >r--- dwarf jumps on my face and starts c------ in my nostrils >grab him with right hand and squeeze the f----- as hard as I can >explodes into green slime Not even the pipes are safe, which means no more water. Gonna have to drink my own piss from now on. Wish me luck bois

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File: waking_up.jpg (145 KB, 715x546) Why is it impossible to exist? Suomynona 03/23/24(Sat) 15:16:36 No.76880301 [ >Cant have a religion >Cant have a gender >Cant have a race >Cant have a age >Cant have a body >Cant have a face >Cant have a opinion >> Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 15:18:18 No.76880314 >>76880301 (OP) >Can be a sponge

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 LOUVELLIDE VIT TUNam ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous John Harvey Kellog 195 KB PNG is on its death bed 03/23/24(Sat) 15:12:32 No.76880260 >Be a doctor in the early 1950s >Have a strange obsession is m----------- >Also the inventor of cornflakes >VomitEmoji.jpeg >Promote circumcision as a means to eliminate m----------- >People believe it for some reason >Circumcision peaks in 1986 >Since then, the practice slowly shrivelled up and >Be me, born in 1986 >Circumcised >Still a chronic masturbator >If I was uncircumcised my foreskin would've fallen off by now How did people believe this?

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Board /b/ - Random Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/23/24(Sat)14:57:23 No.915803411 1.56 MB PNG >Tendies? >No >III have the genetically modified GIGA TENDIE! Proof that we are living in the future. Anonymous that's not how it works op 03/23/24(Sat)14:58:46 No.915803464 it's shredded and re-pressed into that shape nice dubs thoughbeit Anonymous thats fish you retard 03/23/24(Sat)14:58:50 No.915803472

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