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Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 02/28/24(Wed)11:43:21 No.73698927 >upload video of myself pissing to a pornsite >see it reposted on another pornsite >titled fit 18 year old pissing >i am 35 I think i made it.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)14:34:40 No.76347721 1706960016910297.jpg 4 KB JPG >my ex gf >"i love it when you're yourself, anon" >she loves it when im myself >feel overly comfy around her >"i want to drill ur sloppy poopie hole heheh" >she looks at me in silence >"ookay..." >we literally broke up after this

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hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts > - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed) 23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter

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Major skill issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous W Wikipedia 03/03/24(Sun)20:06:22 No.196856447 https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki Lists of Jews D435BB15-B570-49E9-81 EF-4D6C2CC8EF10.jpg 26 KB JPG >have magic book that lets you kill anyone whenever you want >still lose

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: Anonymous (ID: iNw1chPo 50 56 KB JPG 03/03/24(Sun)04:12:35 No.19714748 >be me >straight >very skinny, pale Asian boy 5'5 with messy hair and baby face >go to the restaurant >accidently delivered food to the wrong table from my phone >go to that table to take my food >there was this guy sitting and was already eating my food >i'm literally nothing compared to him >he was white, tall 6'5, well-built body, strong jawline, nice hairstyle, blue eyes, well-dressed (he looks like some model or actor) >he smells damn good >after eating all my food, he stood up and said with very deep hot, masculine voice in English "Thanks for the food, you're a good boy." >gave me a headpat and left >my heart beat harder, face got blushed What the hell was that? I never felt like a submissive girl in my entire life. Is this not gay to simp for chads?

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All The Small Things | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/03/24(Sun)19:28:41 No.76667907 2010: >music didnt use to be n------ saying incoherent sentences >online prositution wasnt even a thing >p--- about i----- and interracial cuckolding was very very niche >normal people past 22 were not die hard fans of dumb cultural products >people didnt have acess to the internet 24/7 in 37 KB JPG their pockets >things didnt use to be all about gays, trans, blacks and women >gays couldnt even marry >if you said men can be women and women can be men, people would laugh at you >nerd culture was a gathering of weirdos and misfits that were deeply invested in their stuff, not an aesthetic >normies didnt really use the internet except for basic stuff, the internet was actually still a vibrant ecosystem of different sites >most people didnt take a hundred pic of themselves per year, only if they traveled, and they didnt post them anywhere, in short, they didnt produce content >online dating was a small thing, and even so, less focused on pictures to swipe. Most people met face to face

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Anonymous 1.42 MB PNG 03/03/24(Sun)19:45:35 No.914835826 >"That bumper sticker I saw on the back of a s----- old car really changed my mind" - Nobody

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File: chrome_kjeeNiAebz.png (465 KB, 620x731) Caos ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE Anonymous 03/03/24(Sun)17:04:26 No.76666230 [Repl >costs obscene amounts of money >prescribed by pseudo-scientists worldwide >efficacy either identical to placebo >or 1% over in select "research" >research nobody can seem to reproduce >be anti-depressants pic unrelated

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Anon harkens back to a simpler time in the world of vidya | /r/Greentext

XBOX720 Remember this b-------? Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun)15:55:51 No.914826387 >Be me, 2012-13 >Hearing all the hype about PS4 and Xbox 720 >Seeing all these cool mockups online >Don't care how impractical a lot of them are, still cool anyway >Both consoles are finally announced >PS4 and... HOL UP, XBOX ONE??? >Ugly boring designs, impressive but same-y specs between both consoles >mfw people are killing each other in line to get these at launch >What the f--- is the appeal here? This is why I rarely look into consoles past the 7th generation (PS3, 360, Wii, etc.)

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Anon's first job | /r/Greentext

M 30 .png (194 kB, 631x595) No.46491256 Anonymous 13 min. ago >fired on first week of McDonalds because boomer father threw out my uniform and made me wear neat suit "Dress up for the job you want not the job you have" F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU

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Anons make fun of 9/11 victims. | /r/Greentext

JUMPER CARD Michal Romiman, 52 HEGANFODAY ON FLOOR JUMPER CARD Kevin Trolinger 27 BEGAN FUGHT ON FLOORS: JUMPER CARD JUMPER Jamal qikens: 44 HAN FLIGHT ON FLOOR 97 CARD HAST SEMER Brian Schummiener: 28 BEGAN FLIGHT ON FLOOR 70 1104696758.jpg-(32269 B, 706x609, 2towers.jpg) CAME JUMPER CARD >>kapsi PENisb7itw 01/02/05(Sun)05:18 No.491412 I like Angie's technique. I give it 8.7 JUMPER CARD >> FoodNippl3 IRNkc.uawRQ 01/02/05(Sun)05:19 No.491418 - FIRST SERIES Rupert Peabody, 39 BEGAN FLIGHT ON FLOOR 10 Truth !N4BbpS1X7Q 01/02/05 (Sun)05:12 No.491379 >> Anonymous 01/02/05(Sun)05:13 No.491385 >>491379 lol@retarded anti-human irony hahahahahah >>JoeBarborak !zT8CLv1HqE 01/02/05(Sun)05:14 No.491388 Ang Cooper 25 BEDAN FLIGHT ON FLOOR BE Brian Sheumacher will have fun hitting the ground with his enormous melon!!! I think Kevin was trying to jacknife or something. It looks good from here.

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Anon burns those who dared to care for him | /r/Greentext

File: big fatningen.jpg (105 KB, 379x424) Anonymous 03/03/24(Sun)17:46:35 No.7665998070000070 >>70001050 >uses phone >tried to post some funny reaction image on the internet >Tfw my image folder was bloated with irl s--- I don't care about >ugly photos from relatives I don't give a s--- about doing things I don't give a s--- about with the most vile faces I've ever seen in my lineage >uglier photos of my acquaintances doing random s---, sometimes with their equally vomit inducing relatives because apparently I am supposed to treat my pig of a boss as a friend now >unfunny 'memes' and photos my old highschool buddies sent in the go which I was too nice to leave >content farm news images my boomer parents spammed on WhatsApp >poorly taken photos of me in social events I've been to as retards think I give a s--- about friend wedding no.193782 >tfw these fuckwits whom I couldn't care less post these b------- photos en masse 24/7, occupying a good chunk of my storage space and drowning out the actual reaction images I care about >tfw I have to either spend 30 minutes to find my images or 50 to delete the photos just to be met with 30x more the next day that's it, I am getting a work phone for these monkeys.

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Anon finds out that life ain't fair | /r/Greentext

03/03/24(Sun)07:27:11 No.19716361 When posting on an online forum like 4chan, it's crucial to maintain a respectful tone, even when the culture of the site might be more lenient and raw in its form of expression. Remember that derogatory remarks about any group, including "boomers" or the "greatest generation," can quickly derail the conversation into disrespectful territory. It's better to focus on the structural issues and the humor seen in the contrasts of life rather than direct blame. : Anonymous 490 KB JPG Here's an example of how to frame your post while attempting to keep it measured and without directly insulting groups of people: Title: So this is the modern "American Dream," huh? Body: >be me >working the grind at a construction job >stuck at the parents' cause the cash just doesn't cut it >they're on my back wondering why I haven't hit life milestones like they did >meanwhile, there's this YouTuber raking in 400k for piano covers... in a bikini >I'm busting my hump and can't afford to not be a virgin >the old school worked hard, got rewarded >now seems like you just gotta trend online and you're set for life >this economy's a circus, and we're just a part of the act >can't help but feel like the world's one giant troll face aimed at us >laughing? raging? don't even know anymore >just stuck here, manning the jackhammer while the crowd goes wild for bikini Beethoven >quit job moved back in with parents into my old childhood room >haven't left the room in four months and never will until a read happening happens >anyone else feel like the joke's on us? : Anonymous >>19716361 (OP) # HARD A--- >>19716366 # 03/03/24(Sun)07:34:37 No.19716362

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