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File: download (22).jpg (77 KB, 657x527) H ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:05:32 No.196688135 >>196688167 >>196688343 >>196688383 >>196689265 >>196689737 >Hand over your sword and your crucifix. You're off the quest. >But my lord, I - >I don't want to hear it. The archbishop has been on my ass ever since that little stunt you pulled in Burgundy. You're a loose trebuchet. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:06:13 No.196688167 >>196688135 (OP) >and your other sword Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:13:13 No.196688343 >>196688135 (OP) >you're off the case, Lionheart. Saladin has banished Christians to palestine Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:13:54 No.196688356 >I'm getting too old for this shibboleth. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:16:53 No. 196688442 ► >>196690227 THREE fields fallowed, TEN dead peasants, A COW left milkless... what the hell happened out there? ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:24:19 No.196688615 ► File: da8fzfift3gy.jpg (22 KB, 345x400) ++ >After that shitshow in Lyons, you're lucky I don't have your ass excommunicated. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:32:32 No.196688791 >The King's gonna have my ass over this... >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:33:46 No.196688816 >>196688869 File: FuY4jnQXoAAHCWW.jpg (99 KB, 827x765) >monk explains deep metaphysics and theology >Uh... English, Father? >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:33:49 No.196688819 File: Sir Rodney of Dangerfield.jpg (6 KB, 199x254) >No fealty I tell you. No fealty! >I'm planning a big war, I mean a really big war. I got to my vassal to ask him for some men and he tells me. >"You should go ask your lady, she's the expert around here! Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:36:57 No.196688894 >Uhh, Your Majesty? You better take a look at this. >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:52:22 No.196689187 File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (122 KB, 750x1000) 8.88 ‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ + >>196689331 >he's never courted a lady >never seen at his village tavern >never seen at Mass >he's a ghost >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:19:41 No.196689725 File: 1615610225921.png (18 KB, 640x606) >congrats on the wedding, have you heard of... >Prima Nocta ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:24:40 No.196689808 File: 1617250866745.jpg (171 KB, 1024x1024) >One last crusade, then I'm out of the game for good ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:29:49 No.196689918 >They read now?! >They read now. >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:30:19 No.196689925 File: 1632188127693.jpg (112 KB, 1096x1004) ++++ OKOD 888 000 >meanwhile in medieval japan

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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