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28 KB WEBP > be me > live alone in my s----- apartment > power goes out one night > bored as f--- but not gonna read a book like some f----- nerd > fall asleep watching TERMINATOR 2 on my phone instead > have crazy dreams about Terminator > wake up to dead phone, still no power > can't stop thinking about how T2 is the only good one > think about if instead of T3 they went further back into the past. Like T3 in WW2 or Vietnam or something > power still out, can't contain myself anymore > strip my clothes off, crouch into TERMINATOR position > sing the drum-theme as I slowly rise to my feet > Scanning environment > it's 1776, The American Revolutionary War is in full-swing. > We are losing > I've been sent back in time to ensure the colonists' victory against The British Empire > Go up to some village drunkard > "Give me your clothes." > He is confused, drunk and afraid. he has never seen a cybernetic organism before > don his colonial dress pants, jacket > Learn that George Washington is held captive by British forces, break into a stronghold to save him > It's a giant battle, I'm a one-man wrecking crew > British fight to stop me, but I'm a machine and their musket fire is useless > Their line breaks, they panic at the "unstoppable machine-man" > Find George. "Are you here to kill me?" > "No, you must live." > I got machine guns because thats totally badass > Rip up the British forces with my advanced weaponry. They're brave fools but fools nonetheless > suddenly doorbell rings. I got a delivery. > MFW I realize I've been walking around my apt naked for like 2 hours making gun and drum sounds with my mouth > MFW I've single-handedly won the war

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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