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File: 1682917033950.png (458 KB, 1200x900) Israel is... Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)14:15:04 No.914567552 [Reply]► >>914582612 >warm and sunny all year round >a place with good and affordable healthcare >a country with great food >home of many tech startups >one of the countries with the highest HDIs in the world >>914567552 (OP) Too many jews >the location of many of the best universities in the world (Israel's agriculture program is top notch) >close to Europe and Asia Why you haven't moved to Israel yet, Anon? It's an unique country with good opportunities for (You). +114 replies and 36 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:49:04 No.914582612 ► Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:49:20 No.914582624 >>914582565 Don't you ever get tired of just spewing some other fat frog posting a------'s talking points? Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:50:14 No.914582672 >>914582420 You suck Trump's c---. You don't get to say anybody else is being brainwashed

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon loses job opportunity because of porn | /r/Greentext

BORN coom Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)12:28:46 No.30814518 >see job position on Reddit >need to contact the recruiter on telegram >sent him a message saying that i'm interested in the position >ffw 20 days >the recruiter replied to me in the next day, but i could never see the message cause all of my p--- groups were hiding it at the bottom of my list of messages >tfw you lose a job opportunity cause you're a coomer

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Anon sets himself on fire | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: q7813w94) 619 KB JPG 02/27/24(Tue)09:26:12 No.460024676 >>460025185 # >Stupid libcuck sets himself on fire >Thinks it will save shitskins >Cops show up >Points gun at the leftoids charred corpse. >Scream, "Get on the ground!" multiple times >An ash heap lays on the ground unresponsive. >cop doesn't lower gun. Why are chuds and libcucks like this?

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Anon on seasons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WQzEW571) 46 KB PNG 02/27/24(Tue)02:25:11 No.19679138 Winter is insanely based because w----- are too cold to and bitches hate when it rains. expose their sinful bodies. Spring and Summer are gigacringe because the warm temperatures mean w----- will be going out exposing as much skin as possible. Fall is equally based because it tends to rain Anonymous (ID: gLgLlius) >>19679138 (OP) # TRVKE 02/27/24(Tue)02:25:38 No.19679144 >>19683130 # Anonymous (ID: cxfy46/X) 02/27/24(Tue)02:50:00 No.19679428 delusional, women w---- themselves regardless of the weather

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This makes me a bit jealous | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 02/26/24(Mon)16:14:19 No.19677086 >joined a gang when he was 13 >beats 16 year old white child almost half to death >in and out of prison for 10 years >one day his mugshot gets posted >goes viral 125 KB JPG >millions of women around the world send him money and help him get a lawyer >he gets offered modelling contracts while still in jail >get released in 6 months instead of having to serve a 20 year sentence >gets 30-40 model contracts and deals within the first year >meets a billionaire daughter >decided to cheat on his wife and get the billionaire pregnant does this happen in your c---? : Anonymous C 02/26/24(Mon)16:16:17 No.19677087 >>19677086 (OP) # don't ever get up keep grindin keep hustlin

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anon browses reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)10:33:54 No.914571444 >be me >picrel >on phone, browsing reddit >few retards look over my shoulder >see image from gore sub, quickly swipe away >get in trouble for showing retards gore >explain that if they want to see whats on other phones they should expect to potentially see disturbing content 149 KB JPG >get told that if I am caught browsing gore again I get expelled from college >told to only browse it in my room >mfw retards looked at my phone at the wrong time and reported seeing disturbing content >mfw

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Anon can't catch a break | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 1 REPLY Anonymous 40 minutes ago >d-d-double kill! 1 REPLY 50026589 >try to kill myself >guardian angel saves me >he shows me what my life would be like if I were never born >turns out everything is better and everyone is happier >guardian angel kills himself 50027055

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The Human Torch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 469 KB JPG 02/27/24(Tue)06:36:24 No.76593875 >become fire punch Anonymous >>76593875 (OP) # What did he originally mean by this? Originally oregano 02/27/24(Tue)06:40:11 No.76593914

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What was bro afraid of | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:14:10 No.914564064 n28q0oman19s775tn3.png 190 KB PNG >is on the floor dead and still burning >still held at gunpoint ???

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Tis be a phantom | /r/Greentext

File: 1519608390810.jpg (35 KB, 345x399) 4 << Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)01:34:04 No.155984055 ► >>155986573 >>155986978 >>155987350 >>155987425 >>155987733 >>155987875 >>155988287 >Pray tell, who leads this inquisition? >Tis I, my Lor- >Not henceforth. >>155984471 >This man's a godforsaken phantom! Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)01:44:21 No.155984471 ► >>155985405 >>155987033 >>155987125 >>155987214>>155987822 >>155987947 >>155991171 >>155992052 >>155992738 >my liege, this man that we pursue, it seems he does naught but spend his days in idleness >He does no work? >> Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:08:38 No.155985405 ► >>155988441 >no my lord >but how does he feed his wife and children? >he has none, sire >Is he not a man well into the summer of his life? >>155986326 >And thou's other dagger... >verily, my lord, but he lives as though still a child, we have on good account he hath never lain with a woman >You would have me believe this knave be the worst sort of simpleton, but nay, it cannot be, tis a ruse >Aye, my lord as you say, he must be a hermit of most puissant art to remain so chaste and humble all his life, we dare not approach him carelessly ☐ Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:36:38 No. 155986326 ► >>155986411 >Hark! Thine latest exploit resulted in reprehension of mine by the hands of the archbishop. >Produce and handeth over thine crucifix and sword. >AS WELL as thine dagger! Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:39:08 No.155986411 ► >>155987350 >> Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:43:40 No. 155986573 ► >>155984055 (OP) Verily this shall mine last crusade. Thereafter I shalt retire to countryside, and raise hares with my wife and bairns. ☐ Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:47:05 No.155986684 ► >>155987463 partake in relations

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Femanon should be concerned? | /r/Greentext

>be me >femanon >found that my bf likes destiny >remembers that destiny gets cucked multiple times by his wife and destiny admitted that he enjoys it (That's all I know about destiny) >mfw Does this mean something. Should I be concerned?

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Anon suggests nation-wide terrorism to solve localized political problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: RxMA1gZn C Real Solution for the Israel P(...) Energy for Hatred per Person Land redistribution among 3 parties that have been promised all the land each We are here 02/27/24(Tue)12:19:54 No.460011560 Settlements, Terror ist attacks on citizens. Tunnel Systems, Hostage Situations, Bombing Civilians Absurdity to Hatred Chart Screen Shot 2024-02-27 at 11.57.05.png 416 KB PNG Absurdity Ok hear me out. We all know that there is never going to be real peace in the middle east - at least not by agreement. What we instead have to do is push the situation so far into the absurd realm, people are not even ABLE to fight anymore. A few suggestions: > Over night, deconstruct the western wall and >Import 5 million African refugees >Import 5 million Pakistani refugees recunstruct it in the shape of the Al-Aqsa Mosque. Break down the Al-Aqsa Mosque into rubble and reconstruct it in the shape of the western wal. >Release 100 000 stray pigs >Redirect all internet traffic to blackpeoplemeet.com >Hack into all phones and devices and release all private chats, e-mails and nudes. U >Redistribute random parts of the land with a MrBeast challenge (Last one to lift their hand off the land gets it ) >Fly Drones over the land and blast Trance Music 24/7 on max volume Anonymous (ID: ZvuTzYj8 >Create a p--- network with exclusively Palestinian-on- Jewish p--- that is broadcast to all TV-Channels randomly. They won't even have the mental energy to fight anymore.

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Where did bro get all this lore from | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous Helldivers Society 02/27/24(Tue)06:30:37 No.668401502 1700370210096901.png 864 KB PNG >Clean streets, not a single piece of litter in sight >crime almost non-existent >large, beautiful 50's future retro styled suburban homes with large well kept lawns >friendly neighbors >Cops just minding their own business rather than being d-------- and road pirates >kickass looking cars >Racial harmony among humans >booming economy that makes 50's America look like a joke in comparison OH MY GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE A^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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