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File:1234986403.jpg-(8 KB, 200x265, americanpsycho.jpg) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Anonymous 02/18/09(Wed)14:46:43 No.118143524 My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like s--- me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery s---. One night she pushed me to far. She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking s---, about how I'm no good and my d--- is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex. After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my d--- was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea I went to my sons room and got his bad of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you s--- marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep. The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip. She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still s------- all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said "What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her s--- and left. I really do kind of miss her though. >> Anonymous 02/18/09(Wed)14:47:32 No.118143652 haha w-- 02/18/M90od14:18 14 No 118113766

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File:1234986403.jpg-(8 KB, 200x265, americanpsycho.jpg) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Anonymous 02/18/09(Wed)14:46:43 No.118143524 My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like s--- me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery s---. One night she pushed me to far. She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking s---, about how I'm no good and my d--- is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex. After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my d--- was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea I went to my sons room and got his bad of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you s--- marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep. The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip. She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still s------- all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said "What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her s--- and left. I really do kind of miss her though. >> Anonymous 02/18/09(Wed)14:47:32 No.118143652 haha w-- 02/18/M90od14:18 14 No 118113766

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