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: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 02/22/24(Thu)11:34:27 No.76544665 >glasses broke from the middle >didn't want to look like a nerd and tape it, plus it wouldn't hold well at all. >idea, glue them. >buy weird chinese super glue >"MR CEMENT DELUXE" >good enough > put them on my face first to get the allignment right. >layed back on my bed and started dripping it on the middle because that way it's held up by the bed. >some of it got on the bridge of my nose and the tips of my eyes >hurts like f---, burns my nose, stings my eyes >in pain I accidentally squirt a bunch more on my face >toss the glue aside. >face in pain >glasses are kinda holding, stay still so I wouldn't have used my glue for nothing >awful stench, lots of heat everywhere on my face >get up 5 minutes later >eyes feel fine now, nose feels fine now >feel face >glasses f------ fused to nose, to some forehead, to temples. >some of the glue dripped all the way down to my ears, fused with the glasses >f------ s--- they won't move >actually hurts to move them, like they're cemented to my bones. >look on the ground >the glue I tossed aside is stuck to the floor, immovable. ahem...what now? how do I remove them without a knife or something? is there a chemical i can use? constructive comments only please.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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