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![File: drug.jpg (28 KB, 460x259) Warning Anonymous 02/21/24(Wed)18:00:55 No.76532780 [Reply] ► >>76532804 >>76532849 >be me, late 20s depressed unmotivated wagie >tried crypto for years and just sunk further into wagiedom >then late one night I come up with a drastic plan of escape that holds my interest >at first it's just a fantasy but after several months I decide to actually go through with it >move near the Mexican border and save money for a year while brushing up on my Spanish >make multiple trips across the border to Mexico on weekends to get a feel for the country >not sure how to really go about it so eventually I just approach some guys who look like they're in the cartel and offer my drug transportation services >I try to be subtle at first but they don't seem to be getting it and look increasingly angry >suddenly they grab me and put me in the car with them and start driving >I'm terrified and keep trying to explain in my best Spanish that they've misunderstood and I'm not trying to sell drugs but rather help them transport drugs to the US >eventually they drive me to some garage and a guy who speaks English comes to talk to me >I tell him my story and he looks really confused but tells me to wait a few days >after a few days he says he has some drugs he wants me to transport tomorrow and some guys hide them in my car >then he tells me to go back across the border and make contact with an address >when I try to go back across the border I immediately get arrested and cops seem to know exactly where the drugs are even though they never even bothered to search my car before since I'm American >it wasn't a lot but they put enough drugs in there to get me sent to prison for a long time >I'm currently trying to get a plea deal but anyway I'm pretty sure that cartel guy was in league with the police and probably got some kind of reward for tipping them off to drugs and set me up as a patsy >f------ puto Anyway, just a warning to anyone else considering trying to become a drug smuggler. In hindsight I was overconfident and should have done more research first.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/760/408/7fb.png "Anon trys smuggling | /r/Greentext")
