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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 105839686-1554756052634newyorksu (...).jpg, 214KiB, 2000x1353 Anonymous Mon 19 Feb 2024 19:30:12 No.193928613 How's your work schedule? ROP View Report >be me >earn in USD as a freelance on the internet >work about 3 hours a day basically using chatGPT >can afford to rent a nice house and comfortable living standard >in about 4 years I'll be moving to a country house in a virgin beach in Uruguay Not gonna lie, I felt like bragging. Can't help but laugh at firsties trying to make me jealous of them slaving away their lives.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: JPEG image 148.jpg (59 KB, 894x507) 3 AKAI Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:27:58 No.120562993 >>120563105 >>120563127 >>120563199 >he uses hardware to produce his music explain yourself. you're already sitting in front of a computer, why do you "need" more? you don't even really need midi controllers when you have the piano roll. >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:30:36 No.120563033 ►>>120563086 If it's made with a computer it's not music. >but no >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:34:19 No.120563086 ► >>120563033 >contains notes >contains rhythms >contains harmonies >contains melodies sounds like music to me. cope, seethe and deflect synthtranny

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30 KB JPG >birthday was a few days ago >relative wants to buy me a steam game, and asks what my steam account is >said steam account is filled to the brim with furry s--- >I know for a fact he will know >don't tell him what my account is, he decides that he will ask me again via text soon I'm stumped. what do I do? >if I tell him, he will most likely keep me added as a friend and I wont feel comfortable being myself on my steam account ever again >if I tell him and remove him as a friend after the game is given, he will most likely question it to which I will have no reason to justify as to why I did >if I refuse to tell him, not only will that look suspicious but I wont be handed a gift from him for my b-day

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Anon is nice for Sydney Sweeney | /r/Greentext

File: webb.webm (1.76 MB, 1088x800) syrchion EXTRE SON Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)00:42:32 No.196342561 >>196342573 >>196342624 >>196342794 >>196345217 >>196345256 >>196346018 >>196346212 >>196346405 >>196346458 >>196346690 >>196346931 >>19 >>196348202 >>196348345 >>196348369 >>196348394 >>196349052 >>196350345 >>196351160 >>196351297 >>19 >>196354902 >>196355075 >>196355125 >>196355377 >>196355383 >>196357082 >>196357145 Watch Madame Web (2024) >> Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)00:52:12 No.196342794 ► >>196344302 >>196345171 >>196345824 >>196351079 >>196354681 >>196355018 >>196355756 File: Big Smile.jpg (234 KB, 741x600) >>196342561 (OP) She has pretty eyes, I want to tell her that in person I think it would make her feel good.

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Anon is from America | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)14:17:48 No.667549290 ? zculq7fmfbt0pdj1g3wq7mu4u86a-1.png 167 KB PNG >game has morally grey decisions : Anonymous The two party system : 02/19/24(Mon)14:19:02 No.667549359 m pulling the lever changes the color of the trolley from red to blue Caffe bar 007n.gif 538 KB GIF >game has inconsequential outcomes >>667549536 # >>667549601 # >>667549686 # Dengs

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Anon avoids the draft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wayf/CjJ) M 1.4 MB PNG 02/03/24(Sat)21:06:15 No.457456020 >Hi, Mr. Anon? Looks like I caught you at a good time. >I'm here to personally deliver your draft papers What do you do? : Anonymous (ID: a5K/ThXW) 02/03/24(Sat)21:07:25 No.457456133 >>457456020 (OP) # laugh because I have epilepsy : Anonymous (ID: oJqGF3x8 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:00 No.457456191 shoot him in the head for trespassing >>457456249 # : Anonymous (ID: 10y37rdh) 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:08 No.457456207 >>457456020 (OP) # Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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: Anonymous 16 years old 170781365146587845.jpg 2 KB JPG Age 02/13/24(Tue)15:52:30 No.666927419 >fap to hot videogame character >google her name >pic related Why the F--- does japan keep doing this?!

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43m (2/18 22:35) 76511220 1 Re: 0 Img PNG 73KB (857 × 700) Hmmm.png . >Was a social retard my entire life, so many stories of me being dumb >Always felt like I was never really "normal" >Had 0 friends growing up >Apparently my parents had taken me to a doctor and they almost diagnosed me with autism because I had this habit of not listening to anyone but they decided I don't have it I probably have it, don't l?

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>Modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Di2Tzq75) — 221 KB JPG 02/17/24(Sat)08:01:43 No.458941209 >Be me >thinking of passportfagging >talk to 7/10 Moroccan hijabi online, she's normal middle class from Casablanca >we talking about marriage >yeah, I wouldn't consider marrying a man who made less than $45.000 a year (paraphrasing) >wut >look up average salary in Morocco: $350 a month >bitch isn't even hot ummah bros are u okay?

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Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)22:25:36 No.11347985 >at a party >i grab the champagne >Pour myself a beer glassful >down it in one gulp >belch and say "OH YEAH" >pour myself another glass >before I can drink, a hot Swedish woman walks up to me >her "hey dude, you should probably take it easy" >Me, gulps the champagne and then gets right in her face >I belch and say "theres more where that came from, baby"

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Younger us | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous childhood Minecraft server Nos(...) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/17/24(Sat)20:52:08 No.76497120 >Be me >Used to have an old Minecraft server named Nose Town that I would play all the time around 2016 >Ran on an old IBM Thinkpad T60 which struggled to run the server >Played with number of friends, including friends of friends in America >Even had friends who I have fallen out with and 1.66 MB PNG burnt my bridges since >Both me and friends spend days playing(especially friend's friends from America who built two castles (pic rel), with the help of their mum) >I stop running the server for a bit for some reason, I forget the login for the laptop so don't bring it back online >Fast forward 2020, Lockdown perfect time to start it back up and get in contact with old online friends. >Send messages to our old Skype group in hopes that people still check it, get a few responses and make a Discord server >End up being too lazy actually figure out how to reset password and never end up getting the world back >Fast forward today >Watch Minecraft video about old Minecraft >Remember this server and another Realm as well >Nostalgia hits hard >Find laptop and charger, hackerman skills put to use and reset password of Linux laptop >Extract world and start server to play through >Nostalgia hits even harder, makes me sad Is it too late to send out another message for people to come back on the server? Also, I now want to get back in contact with the friends I burnt my bridges with. I have already sent out a ping on the Discord server which has 5 people from it still there, most of them the people I didn't actually know in person.

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Anon is dating but feels bad | /r/Greentext

File: 1547634209604.jpg (90 KB, 679x657) This is totally not good. Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)11:21:21 No.30766686 >>30766702 >>30766771 >>30766817 >>30767138 >woman says i'm different from everyone she has dated >smarter, manlier, more successful >still feel like s--- because she dated trash in the past Why does this happen? It doesn't make me feel special. It makes me feel like I'm dating someone who makes bad choices. Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun)11:24:41 No.30766702 >>30766764 >>30766686 (OP) >Why does this happen? Insecurity. 100% a you problem. >It makes me feel like I'm dating someone who makes bad choices. Women only exist to make bad choices. They are retarded. It's your job as a man to stop them from making bad choices if you genuinely care about them. This is the nature of human canon between men and women and it always has been.You're going to make yourself insane if you use validation from women as the benchmark for your personal success and fulfilment. Hope this helps. Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun)11:27:51 No.30766717 >>30766764 File: 1378191085734.jpg (325 KB, 1383x1600) Think of yourself as someone who is rescuing her. In all honesty though, it's the trashy douchebags who have no self awareness that get lots of girlfriends because they just take risks and if you take enough they work.

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