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30 KB JPG >birthday was a few days ago >relative wants to buy me a steam game, and asks what my steam account is >said steam account is filled to the brim with furry s--- >I know for a fact he will know >don't tell him what my account is, he decides that he will ask me again via text soon I'm stumped. what do I do? >if I tell him, he will most likely keep me added as a friend and I wont feel comfortable being myself on my steam account ever again >if I tell him and remove him as a friend after the game is given, he will most likely question it to which I will have no reason to justify as to why I did >if I refuse to tell him, not only will that look suspicious but I wont be handed a gift from him for my b-day

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: wayf/CjJ) M 1.4 MB PNG 02/03/24(Sat)21:06:15 No.457456020 >Hi, Mr. Anon? Looks like I caught you at a good time. >I'm here to personally deliver your draft papers What do you do? : Anonymous (ID: a5K/ThXW) 02/03/24(Sat)21:07:25 No.457456133 >>457456020 (OP) # laugh because I have epilepsy : Anonymous (ID: oJqGF3x8 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:00 No.457456191 shoot him in the head for trespassing >>457456249 # : Anonymous (ID: 10y37rdh) 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:08 No.457456207 >>457456020 (OP) # Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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