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30 KB JPG >birthday was a few days ago >relative wants to buy me a steam game, and asks what my steam account is >said steam account is filled to the brim with furry s--- >I know for a fact he will know >don't tell him what my account is, he decides that he will ask me again via text soon I'm stumped. what do I do? >if I tell him, he will most likely keep me added as a friend and I wont feel comfortable being myself on my steam account ever again >if I tell him and remove him as a friend after the game is given, he will most likely question it to which I will have no reason to justify as to why I did >if I refuse to tell him, not only will that look suspicious but I wont be handed a gift from him for my b-day

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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:Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)14:17:48 No.667549290 ? zculq7fmfbt0pdj1g3wq7mu4u86a-1.png 167 KB PNG >game has morally grey decisions : Anonymous The two party system : 02/19/24(Mon)14:19:02 No.667549359 m pulling the lever changes the color of the trolley from red to blue Caffe bar 007n.gif 538 KB GIF >game has inconsequential outcomes >>667549536 # >>667549601 # >>667549686 # Dengs

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Anonymous (ID: wayf/CjJ) M 1.4 MB PNG 02/03/24(Sat)21:06:15 No.457456020 >Hi, Mr. Anon? Looks like I caught you at a good time. >I'm here to personally deliver your draft papers What do you do? : Anonymous (ID: a5K/ThXW) 02/03/24(Sat)21:07:25 No.457456133 >>457456020 (OP) # laugh because I have epilepsy : Anonymous (ID: oJqGF3x8 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:00 No.457456191 shoot him in the head for trespassing >>457456249 # : Anonymous (ID: 10y37rdh) 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:08 No.457456207 >>457456020 (OP) # Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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: Anonymous 16 years old 170781365146587845.jpg 2 KB JPG Age 02/13/24(Tue)15:52:30 No.666927419 >fap to hot videogame character >google her name >pic related Why the F--- does japan keep doing this?!

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43m (2/18 22:35) 76511220 1 Re: 0 Img PNG 73KB (857 × 700) Hmmm.png . >Was a social retard my entire life, so many stories of me being dumb >Always felt like I was never really "normal" >Had 0 friends growing up >Apparently my parents had taken me to a doctor and they almost diagnosed me with autism because I had this habit of not listening to anyone but they decided I don't have it I probably have it, don't l?

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: Anonymous (ID: Di2Tzq75) — 221 KB JPG 02/17/24(Sat)08:01:43 No.458941209 >Be me >thinking of passportfagging >talk to 7/10 Moroccan hijabi online, she's normal middle class from Casablanca >we talking about marriage >yeah, I wouldn't consider marrying a man who made less than $45.000 a year (paraphrasing) >wut >look up average salary in Morocco: $350 a month >bitch isn't even hot ummah bros are u okay?

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Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)22:25:36 No.11347985 >at a party >i grab the champagne >Pour myself a beer glassful >down it in one gulp >belch and say "OH YEAH" >pour myself another glass >before I can drink, a hot Swedish woman walks up to me >her "hey dude, you should probably take it easy" >Me, gulps the champagne and then gets right in her face >I belch and say "theres more where that came from, baby"

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous childhood Minecraft server Nos(...) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/17/24(Sat)20:52:08 No.76497120 >Be me >Used to have an old Minecraft server named Nose Town that I would play all the time around 2016 >Ran on an old IBM Thinkpad T60 which struggled to run the server >Played with number of friends, including friends of friends in America >Even had friends who I have fallen out with and 1.66 MB PNG burnt my bridges since >Both me and friends spend days playing(especially friend's friends from America who built two castles (pic rel), with the help of their mum) >I stop running the server for a bit for some reason, I forget the login for the laptop so don't bring it back online >Fast forward 2020, Lockdown perfect time to start it back up and get in contact with old online friends. >Send messages to our old Skype group in hopes that people still check it, get a few responses and make a Discord server >End up being too lazy actually figure out how to reset password and never end up getting the world back >Fast forward today >Watch Minecraft video about old Minecraft >Remember this server and another Realm as well >Nostalgia hits hard >Find laptop and charger, hackerman skills put to use and reset password of Linux laptop >Extract world and start server to play through >Nostalgia hits even harder, makes me sad Is it too late to send out another message for people to come back on the server? Also, I now want to get back in contact with the friends I burnt my bridges with. I have already sent out a ping on the Discord server which has 5 people from it still there, most of them the people I didn't actually know in person.

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File: 1547634209604.jpg (90 KB, 679x657) This is totally not good. Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)11:21:21 No.30766686 >>30766702 >>30766771 >>30766817 >>30767138 >woman says i'm different from everyone she has dated >smarter, manlier, more successful >still feel like s--- because she dated trash in the past Why does this happen? It doesn't make me feel special. It makes me feel like I'm dating someone who makes bad choices. Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun)11:24:41 No.30766702 >>30766764 >>30766686 (OP) >Why does this happen? Insecurity. 100% a you problem. >It makes me feel like I'm dating someone who makes bad choices. Women only exist to make bad choices. They are retarded. It's your job as a man to stop them from making bad choices if you genuinely care about them. This is the nature of human canon between men and women and it always has been.You're going to make yourself insane if you use validation from women as the benchmark for your personal success and fulfilment. Hope this helps. Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun)11:27:51 No.30766717 >>30766764 File: 1378191085734.jpg (325 KB, 1383x1600) Think of yourself as someone who is rescuing her. In all honesty though, it's the trashy douchebags who have no self awareness that get lots of girlfriends because they just take risks and if you take enough they work.

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File: tom sad_by_chippysonner(...).jpg (41 KB, 610x643) Anonymous (ID: tC6u7s+c ) 02/18/24(Sun)17:35:43 No.57647995 [Reply] >work personnel in an extremely liberal company >coworker jokingly brushes my hand once and I tell him not to do that >makes a pass at me next week "as a joke" >My kneejerk reaction was "Stop acting gay, man" >LGBTQ coworker near me gets visibly taken aback and uncomfortable >>57648786 >>57648811 >>57648820 How can one navigate through a company full of *them* without eventually ending up in a situation where you might be labeled as homophobic if you stay around long enough? I already stay to myself, do my job, and leave on time without making any effort to hang out or socialize with these people, but I think they're going to catch on after a while that I really don't want their company or attention. 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous (ID: Wm6oEgn0 ) 02/18/24(Sun)19:04:59 No.57648777 Just don't be a retard and say transphobic s---, you're f----- now. instead focus on the fact he's sexually harassing you and report him for it. This is corpo 101 dude.

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30 KB JPG >birthday was a few days ago >relative wants to buy me a steam game, and asks what my steam account is >said steam account is filled to the brim with furry s--- >I know for a fact he will know >don't tell him what my account is, he decides that he will ask me again via text soon I'm stumped. what do I do? >if I tell him, he will most likely keep me added as a friend and I wont feel comfortable being myself on my steam account ever again >if I tell him and remove him as a friend after the game is given, he will most likely question it to which I will have no reason to justify as to why I did >if I refuse to tell him, not only will that look suspicious but I wont be handed a gift from him for my b-day

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