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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon learns the truth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 minutes ago SPOILERS 2 REPLIES 76465318 >be me >heard of 4chan, never actually gone on it >decide today is the day >open 4chan >see nothing but p--- >ok lets not jump to conclusions, continue browsing >stumble across r9k >literally just a degenerate cesspool filled with p---, and self hating morons >pic not related 4chan why are you the way that you are?

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Anon has a job | /r/Greentext

>be me bottomless pit inspector > Job is to inspect bottomless pits for safety regulations > Wake up at 6am, grab my hard hat and safety gear > Arrive at the site, greeted by fellow inspectors > Begin descent into the pit, flashlight in hand > Reach the bottom... f--- > Panic sets in as I realize the pit has an end > Report my findings to the supervisor > Get fired for failing to ensure the pit's bottomlessness > Land a new job as a Bottom Pit Inspector > During my first inspection, the pit I'm inspecting is bottomless > Get fired again. > Life is over. Jump into bottomless pit >mfw its only 2 feet deep

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Anon contemplates war | /r/Greentext

5h (2/10 6:20) 60901532 JPG 311KB (800 × 1030) Tom_Lea_-_2000_Yard_Stare.jpg 7 Replies >300 BC >Gets trampled and eviscerated by war elephants >100 AD >Get hacked to death by a bunch a nude Germans in the Black Forest >1000 AD >Takes boiling water to the face while climbing a castle wall >1500 AD >Drown in mud because you horse got killed and your armor is too heavy to get back up >1700 AD >Get both your legs ripped off by a cannonball >1916 AD >Die suffocating in a hole after inhaling poison gas >1945 AD >Get burned to a crisp by a flamethrower in a s----- bunker >2000 AD >Get killed by an Amazon drone while taking a s--- Anons, I'm started to think war always sucked

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Anon's being bugcel on the Valentine's day | /r/Greentext

YWNFYB Anonymous (ID: UCC7AWqR 02/14/24(Wed)2 You will never find your bug You will never sit with her on a stalk holding legs You will never copulate and make eggs together You will die a lonely insect never feeling other chitin exoskeleton

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The Machine Eats Itself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Apps (4) > > Discord (32 bit) (6) Opera GX Internet Browser (25) Spotify (8) Task Manager 02/14/24(Wed)16:18:51 No.98991383 14 KB PNG 0% 15.0% 0% 0.1% 285.6 MB 2,439.8 MB 232.6 MB 21.4 MB 0 MB/s 0.3 MB/s 0 MB/s 0 MB/s Hi /g/ Is there any reason why Opera GX takes up over 2.5GB when Im running a youtube video? 0.1 Mbps 0.1 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps All those 25 tabs have been pinned so I can watch them later so they shouldn't be using much (if not any) ram.

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Most Honorable Admiral | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 0 Qa K/s 02/09/24(Fri) 18:00:39 No.60896298 01:05 * * *** Screenshot_20240209_102543_Firefox.jpg 137 KB JPG >Admiral Fukyu N----- was born in 1880 in a fishing village near Nagasaki. He was born into an ancient samurai clan called "Kuru Krux." >From a young age he was determined to serve in the Imperial Navy and was accepted into the naval academy, where his excellent grasp of the tea ceremony and ability to bow much lower than anybody else ensured his fast graduation. >At the age of 17 he served in the Navy during the Russo-Japanese War and distinguished himself during the Battle of Tsushima by sinking the Russian cruiser Vranya with a single torpedo that struck the vodka storage. >His career was mostly uneventful afterwards until the '20s, when he fell in with the hyper-militaristic crowd. >After coups and government restructuring, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned command of the 7th Fleet in the war against China. >He distinguished himself again by his numerous war crimes near Shanghai, including the infamous "Night of 1,000,000 Rapes" for which he was awarded the Order of the Heavenly Katana. >In 1940 as diplomacy with America broke down, he was called to several meetings in Tokyo to discuss the feasibility of war with America. During one of these meetings, after Adm. Yamamoto remarked that Japan had no real chance of victory, Adm. Fukyu N----- flew into a violent rage. >He dropped his trousers and began furiously masturbating while screeching the Bushido Code, which he had memorized. He then declared: "IF WE DON'T GO TO WAR WITH GAIJIN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND R--- THEIR CORPSES, INCLUDING THE EMPEROR!!!" >This display of the Yamato Spirit impressed everyone deeply, and Hirohito applauded his dedication. 02/09/24(Fri) 18:01:06 No.60896300 : Anonymous >>60896298 (OP) # >After the Pearl Harbor attack, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned to the defense of Japan's outer posessions. Here he established his credibility by refusing to properly guard Japanese convoys, ignored air defenses, and disengaged from every battle where he had a decisive advantage. >He developed an intense rivalry with Adm. Desu Sugoi and Gen. Sashimi Sushi, repeatedly refusing to provide proper support to both. When questioned about this by his superiors, Adm. Fukyu N----- would begin screeching about "samurai honor and pride" while threatening to committ Seppuku and Sudoku. This further display of the Yamato Spirit got him assigned to increasingly important assignments. >During the naval battle at Bungo-Bungo, as his destroyers and cruisers werr being r---- by PT boats, he withdrew his battleships to save face, remarking "Ror, rmao!" >As the war turned decisively against Japan, Adm. Fukyu N----- was given command of Suicide Fleet No. 4. His task was to take his fleet into hopeless battle and get everyone killed, in the hope that this would motivate the rest of Japan. >He approved of this plan, remarking that "Those who kill theselves will cause resources and well-trained pilots to appear out of nowhere and ensure victory." >His suicide fleet was jumped by submarines and carrier planes, with every ship destroyed except for the cruiser Chokobo, which picked up the 40 survivors of the whole expedition. >As his flagship, the battleship Senpai was sinking (still being torpedoed in anvill attacks), he committed Seppuku while writing a Haiku: >My life ebbs away >Like the nakadashi flows >From a loli's cun >He is comemmorated in the Tokyo War Shrine and several nationalist groups celebrate his birthday. >>60896640 # >>60896977 # >>60896996 # >>60897140 # >60897426 # >>60897498 # >>60897744 # >>60897778 # >>60898702 # >>60899132 # >>60900639 # >>60900713 # >>60900753 # >>60900817 # >>60900909 # >>60902974 # >60904121 # >>60904187 # >>60904331 # >>60905815 # >>60905907 # >>60906270 # >>60906500 # >>60906756 # >>60907680 # >>60908654 # >>60911359 # >>60911463 # >>60914922 # >>60916000 # >>60918069 # >>60918471 # >>60920287 # >>60923978 # : Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri) 18:10:19 No.60896372 You forgot about Rear Admiral Buk Brakeru anon

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Happy valentines day anons! | /r/Greentext

SONY PSS XR OLED XR >>667096830 # SONY PODEWAR : Anonymous >>667096316 (OP) # >a80k lol poorfag : Anonymous LOOK AT WHAT MY GF GOT FOR ME FOR VALENTINES A80K 65 163.9 cm Cless/ Classe/ 1668688562554058.jpg 264 KB JPG : Anonymous >A castrated PC with a bunch of slop Headset and TV might be nice tho JEDI 02/14/24(Wed)23:56:44 No.667096551 02/14/24(Wed)23:58:42 No.667096720 02/14/24(Wed)23:59:28 No.667096816 >Wife buying vidya so you can play in a cuck shed while she busy with tyrone

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Get fucked Egypt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG guy here Who wrote this? 02/14/24(Wed)20:45:15 No.913946441 >Moses tells Pharaoh to let his people go >God decides to intervene and purposely harden Pharaoh's heart >This is an excuse so God can f--- over Egypt and kill thousands of innocent people >Pharaoh is seen as the bad

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Anon is home alone with his sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VTD+OzBh) SP 02/12/24(Mon) 20:19:39 No.458416683 1668389757662968.jpg 239 KB JPG >your parents aren't home >your stepsister touches your arm >you turn to her and see this What's the right course of action here? 25 Replies / 3 Images Anonymous (ID: eQ+trarW) [+] View Thread 02/12/24(Mon)21:14:50 No.458421553 >>458416683 (OP) # She probably farted while in that position.

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Anonymous S 91 KB PNG 02/14/24(Wed)16:47:42 No.76461775 >Be me after a long day of wage slaving at work. >Go online and see loads of happy couples on valentines day posts. >Cry into pillow for half an hour. >50% because I have to go back to work tomorrow. >50% because I will always be a khhv loser. >100% because I am doomed to live like this for the rest of my life. What is the most painless way to kill myself without a gun because of united shitdom laws? For a hint, I drive a diesel car. Is there anything I could do with that?

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Anonymous BID 02/14/24(Wed)15:40:33 No.76461213 >be me, 19y.o. college senior >live in the village of B------ Nowhere (population 400; picrel), borderline ghost-town >want to move to city (population 40,000) near college >parents and fiancee don't want me moving into that city until I find work there 30 KB JPG >look for a full-time job in that area >employers aren't willing to hire me because I live an hour drive away >put that I'm willing to relocate on my resume >employers require a bachelor's degree >can't get the bachelor's degree until I graduate >want to move in directly after I graduate >can't move in because I don't have a job in the area >even if they saw that I was graduating in a few months, they'd still take forever to look at my application because they just don't feel like it or whatever Literally what the f--- am I supposed to do, robots?

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Crying For Help | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 87 KB JPG 02/14/24(Wed)15:36:53 No.76461174 >make a post >zero replies on it >replies on everything else >make thread >0 replies >make inflammatory bait thread/post >0 replies Anonymous Well congrats you now have 1 02/14/24(Wed)15:39:13 No.76461199 02/14/24(Wed)15:39:19 No.76461202 Anonymous >>76461174 (OP) here's a reply OP. What were the other threads even about? Anonymous >>76461199 thank you, anon >>76461202 Just helpful tips on various boards with links and videos that expand on the topic, threads usually die whenever I post 02/14/24(Wed)15:43:12 No.76461237

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