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File: R1363 MrBeast_1feature.jpg (502 KB, 1600x900) F--- youtubers and f--- NC Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)09:35:14 No.76371044 >>76371072 >>76371147 >>76371171 >>76371188 >>76371201 >>76371311 >>76371347 I finally saved up enough money to move out of NC, I had to work under this c--- and it was miserable >doesn't care for his employees, OSHA is like a list of rules to break in order to cut costs Just a few of the s--- me and the other employees had to go through: >sprayed workers and contestants with paint for his circle challenges >went to Antarctica without proper training because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >made s--- explode unsafely for no reason when people told him multiple times it was a bad idea because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >got multiple people injured when it could have been easily avoided because "we ain't got time man" >almost got a guy killed from flying debris because they didn't think that a tank shell could possibly ricochet unpredictably >has an army of yes men following him everywhere that hope to get a glimpse of his wallet >generates video ideas with ChatGPT >his crew of goons are either megalomaniacs, egotistical assholes or racist c---- that couldn't pour piss out of a boot >got an army of bots spamming "omg mrbeast we love you!!!!" to counter all criticism Just mention MrBeast online and they'll come after you >managers are friends of his so the incompetence stacks up >smelly af all the time How the hell is he the #1 youtuber in the world?? Jimmy I know you'll read this. Take a f------ shower you smelly c---

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)19:26:03 No.194371461 RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIAL MEDICINE Reagan-LPcover.jpg 86 KB JPG >a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance any other examples like this?

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File: livewire.jpg (64 KB, 640x477) Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:03:26 No.141866376 ► >>141866423 >>141866516 She could have used some super correction ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:11:43 No.141866423 ► >>141866436 >>141866505 >>141866376 (OP) >Hey everyone! Today we have a special guest here in our show to discuss about some of the "mean spirit" comments we've been making about him over the years! The man of steel himself! Superman! >Thank you, leslie! First of all, i think it's important to state that... >How weird is your alien c---? >...What? >THAT weird, huh? You can show us, this is radio after all! ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:13:30 No.141866436 ► >>141866423 Girl was lowkey thristy for supercock Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:28:28 No. 141866505 >>141866423 >Leslie, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to buy him dinner first- >Shaddup, Phil; I'm working.

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ File: download (4).jpg (6 KB, 284x178) Auto] storytime Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:51:07 No.666205684 ► >>666205785 >be me >big zelda fan >wonder if the values of the rupee (main currency) has changed between games >look up "zelda inflation" why the f--- did i do this Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:52:21 No.666205743

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: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)12:49:58 No.37133674 >be me >literally 1 day ago >midnight >bladder is full >go for a piss 67 KB PNG >everywhere is silent as f--- >suddenly had this eerie feeling, i dont know how to describe, some kind of a gut feel that tells you something is off >get goosebumps >i try not to mind it, think to myself its just my brain doing a little trolling >a really low pitched HISSSSS sound in a deep male voice >literally heard it as if someone was right behind my ears >i literally rush out of bathroom mid-urinating to open all the lights in the home >couldn't sleep till morning i got goosebumps again typing what i been through. what do you think /x/?

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File: pepe2.jpg (42 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:39:02 No.76368297 >>76368329 >>76368342 >have gf for 9 years >trough the last 3 or 4 years repeatedly tell her how i don't want children, she doesn't seem to mind >decided to have a vasectomy 2 weeks ago to seal the deal, need 2 weeks to recover for the ultimate unprotected sex >now she suddenly gets mad and asks me why didn't I consult that decision with her >dumps me a while later because she still wasn't sure >never got to have le wild sex mfw i got this new fully safe gun but no one to shoot it to Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:40:36 No.76368311 ► hahahaha f------ cuck f----- Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:42:49 No.76368329 ► >>76368297 (OP) you lucked out dummy it takes months before you can have "le unprotected sex" you still shoot ropes for a while □ Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:44:18 No.76368342 ► >>76368297 (OP) Have an updoot my good sir, I am sure this will make the headlines of r/4chan.

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ID: 65c1728dd2c65 no f------ way you're not gonna believe this, robots >be me >straight, m, 23, 5'6 >work for ubereats on the weekends, just some extra cash >delivering to some rando's apartment >the dude ordered 2 big macs combos >assume it's for him and someone else >ring doorbell on apartment (don't knock cause it's 6am and people might still be sleeping on a saturday), had to climb stairs to get there, hip hurts like a bitch now (gotta work out more probably) >guy says "be right there" through the s----- doorbell speaker >wait a few seconds >he opens the door guess that food wasn't for two people o.o >bro is built as f--- >like 6'3 at least >wearing gym shorts and a tank top, i can see a basic bench with some weights set up in the apartment behind him >smiles as he takes the food from me, looks into my eyes and says "thanks!" >i mutter "no problem" and watch as he closes the door >get back down to my car and realize my heart is going a little faster than usual >look in the mirror and i can see red fading from my cheeks anons... time for the question: am i gay? eff09dd6e5f3e7039a3e3e06133e6bdd

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72,000 CALORIES A DAY DIET Bottleall OLIVE OIL 159 KB JPG 10/18/22(Tue)16:21:36 No.68682981 For the past 3-4 days I've been drinking three 2 litre tins of olive oil a day and each tin is 24,000 calories. It was going ok apart from some minor bathroom problems but now i'm suddenly feeling super sluggish, getting headaches and feeling somewhat unwell now. Should I try and push forward with my bulkmaxxxing or give up? Anonymous 10/18/22(Tue)16:22:23 No.68682991 I'm looking for genuine opinions, especially if you have any medical knowledge because I was feeling good at the start of this and now I feel like absolute s--- for some reason. >>68683000 # >>68683016 # : Anonymous >>68682991 # >for some reason 10/18/22(Tue)16:23:37 No.68683000

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: Anonymous My ideal girlfriend 245 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)22:10:51 No.76361525 >social anxiety >Executive dysfunction/ADHD/"lazy"/lethargic but wants to find ways to fix this >Spends most of her time indoors >1 or no friends >No male friends > east European or east Asian >ass not flat >Brown or black hair >has some quality or hidden talent like drawing or affinity for a stem subject >Shorter than me >Soft female voice >Can't hold down a conversation, often gets anxious in live text chat >scared to VC but wants to do it one day >Low self esteem, probably hates herself >Was bullied in school >Not a moralfag >Not very skinny or very fat >Wants to spend all her time with one person Things we would do together: -talk on voice -play video games -she would tell me she loves me -sleep on call -meet irl some day and be happy ever after 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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39m (2/6 1:04) · 76365642 - 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 120KB (1333 × 1333) · IMG_8150.jpg >be me >lonely as f--- >just went through a horrible breakup >desperately try to talk to women >fail continuously >give up and start paying onlyfans girls for custom content >get addicted to talking to them >eventually ask one to send me Snapchat photos of her saying she misses me and cant wait to come home from work >Ask her to do it clothed for the immersion >stops feeling the same >Pay $1000 for a girl to send me a voicemail of her saying she misses me and loves me >furiously masturbate to those >needmore.jpg >ask again and offer $1500 this time >she tells me to get a therapist and denies my request So is this rock bottom or should I be happy I havent sank further and done crack or something?

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